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Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Esquire got a hoit model in her underwear and I didn’t…so here’s their video and not my video because the only person I seem capable getting in their underwear is me and if that is a struggle and probably doesn’t smell or look this good……

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Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Amanda Seyfried: Exquisite in Esquire

Actress Amanda Seyfried is 24 years old, gorgeous, talented and actually does not seem like a desperate, Kim Kardashian or Heidi Montag -style attention monger. Basically, that makes the girl a prime catch. The departing Big Love cast member recently posed for Esquire magazine, and let’s just say that if you aren’t familiar with her by now, you will be soon enough: Mamma Mia! Amanda Seyfried as you’ve never seen her before … In addition to the HBO series, you may recognize Seyfried from her roles in various daytime dramas, and more recently Mamma Mia , Jennifer’s Body and Dear John . She’s also known for being in seriously sexy lingerie as of now. Click to enlarge more pictures of Amanda in Esquire … [Photos: Esquire]

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Roger Ebert Gets His Voice Back

Link: http://videogum.com/148961/roger-eber… Roger Ebert, who lost the ability to talk or eat after a series of surgeries for thyroid cancer, debuted the computer-generated voice made specially for him on Oprah. If you haven't read this piece or this piece , you should, both for context and inherent wonderfulness. The Best Links: Nil By Mouth: Roger Ebert On Not Eating – Featured on BuzzFeed Roger Ebert’s Esquire Profile – Featured on BuzzFeed Read

Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic

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Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

This bitch has gone a long way from being born in a halfway house to a criminal mother, to starring in Fetish sex tapes to starring on a hit show about rich kids and now gracing the cover of Esquire magazine….I guess she gives us all hope that despite or past, or the fact that we were brought into this world as trash, we can still pull ourselves out of that and wear our underwear on magazine covers instead of having them bunched up in the corner of the stage we strip on, the hotel room floor we get paid to fuck in, or the movie set we just let guys jerk off on our feet on…..oh wait…Leighton Meester was the whore in training who defied all odds, Blake Lively is the other one, I guess I’m not too good at this blogging shit, who cares they are both the fucking same, here she is lookin Greasy as fuck in Esquire….

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Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

Penelope Cruz’s Boobs Are A Perfect Ten

Here’s Penelope Cruz at the London premiere of Nine last night looking spectacular, as always, showing off some sweet Spanish cleavage. I love this woman. I want her to yell obscenities at my in Spanish while she slaps me around with a stocking filled with tangy lime Jell-o.

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Penelope Cruz’s Boobs Are A Perfect Ten

Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Are Heavenly

Here’s Mad Men hottie Christina Hendricks a some event called Divine Design to benefit Project Angel Food the other night.

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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Are Heavenly

Bar Refaeli In Super Sexy Lingerie

Here’s Bar Refaeli modelling Passionata’s new lingerie line. Man, she looks so good in these photos, it makes me want to buy a few outfits and try them on myself.

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Bar Refaeli In Super Sexy Lingerie

Kourtney Kardashian Says She Considered Having an Abortion

(Getty Images) Kourtney Kardashian , whose pregnancy became public knowledge just last week, says she “agonized” over whether she should keep the baby, People reported Wednesday . Kourtney Kardashian with Scott Disick. (Getty Images) “I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking about adoption,” Kardashian said Continue reading