Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it… She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40… So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything… The post Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilarious Reactions To Raven’s Loud & Wrong Ancestry Former child star -turned- struggle philosopher /actress Raven-Symone believes that she’s from every continent in Africa (must be two Africas) and Europe, too, which sparked endless hilarity across the internet in yet another WTF-worthy “That’s So New Black Raven” moment. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to Raven’s struggly geography.
If a nipple has been licked and sucked on by Adam Levine….like Behati Prinsloo’s nipple…does it still count as a nipple…or does it represent all evil in this world… I guess I’ll let you figure that one out…but I’m going with it represents all evil…as we know it is the host body that will carry a baby to this world….but I don’t want to influence your opinion… The post Behati Prinsloo Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only thing I don’t like about a girl named Jessica Szohr, is the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful sores on your genitals, since all the cool kids have it in a “OMg, you don’t have herpes, you totally haven’t been fucking high profile enough people”…it’s a horrible, vapid, empty, insane place this Hollywood bullshit…but if you want to make it to feed your little ego that tells you that you’ve got what it takes…you need a little more than your name to be SZOHR and a lot more of the rash on your cunt to be open sores…and based on her level of success and lesbianism on her social media, it’s safe to say…she may not have sores…but instead is just named SZOHR… Yes…I just did a useless rant about a girl I don’t know based on her name rhyming with sores…my life is pathetic. The post Jessica Szohr Kissing her Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves… But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches… That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism… All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini .. The post Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tuesday on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 , Lisa Vanderpump’s son looked for his birth parents while Kyle’s mixer turned ugly. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 Online Picking up where last week’s show left off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 12 saw Kim Richards how out of the hospital. According to Kim, she was stuck there for 7-8 days – or five days, as she later told Lisa Rinna – because she “coughed and something snapped.” “Kyle, I just let out a scream and Monty called the doctor … he said that’s it, get in the car,” Kim explained of her hernia and cracked and fractured rib. And as for Eileen Davidson’s poker party, she claims she is blissfully clueless. “I don’t remember anything because I took a pain pill,” Kim said. “I told [ex-husband] Monty, ‘I just don’t know if I should go. He said, ‘I’ll tell you what, take one of my pain pills, it’ll make you feel better.’ So I took one.” If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online , prepare for a whole lot of rehashing of this one incident, who knew what and when, etc. Kylie visited Kim and the two discussed Brandi Glanville and their fight. Brandi later visited Kim and discussed Kyle Richards. So much DISCUSSING! Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF View Photo Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it. 2. I F–ked Too Many Guys View Photo Brandi Glanville in her own words. Her own glorious words. 3. Brandi is Not Sorry View Photo Brandi Glanville is not Sorry. You got that, LeAnn Rimes? 4. Brandi Glanville on Drugs View Photo Brandi is known to cross the line. She even accused Kim of doing drugs in the bathroom… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandi Glanville Gets Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville gets drunk on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Again. 6. Brandi Glanville Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville drunk as a skunk. Check that, no skunk has ever been this wasted. 7. Brandi Glanville Face View Photo What happened to Brandi Glanville’s face? Does anyone know? 8. Kyle and Brandi Shed Tears View Photo Kyle and Brandi are really crying, yes. But they are trying to lighten the mood by sharing a napkin. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brandi Glanville Book Cover View Photo Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders is the debut book by Brandi Glanville. Pretty fun title honestly. 10. Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice View Photo Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice, filming scenes in March 2014. 11. Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville View Photo Eddie Cibrian and his wife, Brandi Glanville. Eddie was accused of serious boning of LeAnn Rimes earlier this year, but the two seem to have ended that, and he’s happy with Brandi. We think. 12. A Devastated Brandi View Photo Brandi Glanville is devastated by news from home on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brandi Glanville Boobs View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Bravo Upfronts was a-maz-ing. If you’re a straight guy who likes cleavage on attractive women. 14. Brandi Glanville Oscars Dress View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Oscars. That is unreal. 15. Brandi Glanville Bikini Picture View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 16. Brandi Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville in a bikini. Pose, girl. Just pose like your life depends on it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Brandi Glanville Bikini Pic View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 18. Brandi Glanville Nipples View Photo Hey, it’s not our fault Bravo aired this. 19. Carlton and Brandi Kiss View Photo Carlton and Brandi Glanville show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills how it’s done between good friends. 20. Brandi Glanville Thong View Photo Brandi Glanville shows the world her thong. And for that, we thank her. And tequila. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Brandi’s New Shoes View Photo Brandi gets a great gift from Yolanda on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 22. Brandi Glanville Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 23. Brandi in the House View Photo Brandi Glanville gets all up in people’s business on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 24. Glanville, B. View Photo Brandi Glanville is kind of awesome. She is not afraid to mix it up with the housewives. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Meanwhile, Yolanda Foster prepared for her latest, greatest trip to Europe and Lisa Vanderpump helped her son, Max, search for his birth parents. Then game Kyle’s gay mixer, where all the ladies brought their own gays, but things were anything but gay in the old, joyful sense of the word. Kyle and Brandi ended up getting into an epic argument and nearly exchanged physical blows along with their insults. It was getting a bit uncomfortable. At issue between them, at least ostensibly, is who has Kim’s best interests in mind as she continues to go through this difficult period in her life. “I just feel like my sister is not making good decisions right now,” Kyle Richards said of Kim’s recent behavior and (to her) inexplicable trust of Brandi. Kim did seem confused about what day it was, so we hope she’s alright. In any case, Eileen Davidson , Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump were mortified. Good times in the 90210. Follow the links above to watch the drama unfold for yourself, then check out photos of the ladies (term used loosely) below: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos 1. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast View Photo A glamorous photo of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 cast members. Click through the gallery to meet each one individually. 2. Brandi Glanville View Photo Brandi’s back, and boozy as ever. Spoiler alert: At some point this season, she smacks Lisa Vanderpump. You’d HAVE to be drunk to assault such a classy lady! 3. Lisa Vanderpump View Photo Lisa V is doing double-duty again this year – starring in both RHOBH and the spin-off series Vanderpump Rules. 4. Kim Richards View Photo Kim is back for her fifth go-round. We’ll see how long that smile lasts once the drama kicks off. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kyle Richards View Photo And, of course, we couldn’t have Kim without Kyle. Fun fact: the Richards sisters are aunts to Paris Hilton. 6. Yolanda Foster View Photo The climate may be nicer in Beverly Hills, but we’re guessing there are times when the SoCal drama makes Yolanda long for life back home in the Netherlands. 7. Eileen Davidson View Photo Not only did Eileen win a Daytime Emmy for her work on Days of Our Lives, she wrote several mystery in the early 2000s. She’ll pull down a whopping $750,000 for her first season as a Housewife. 8. Lisa Rinna View Photo But Eileen may have some competition in the Most Accomplished Housewife category. Lisa also appeared on Days of Our Lives, she had a starring role on Melrose Place, and she’s married to mad Men actor Harry Hamlin. It begs the question – what’s she doing reality TV for? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Paris Hilton is rumoured to be dating eighteen-year-old Australian model Jordan Barrett months after splitting from young boyfriend River Viiperi. Paris and new boyfriend Jordan are in Europe for Milan Fashion Week and enjoyed a night out on the Italian city#39;s party scene. Both took to their Instagram accounts to share some snaps of the fun night out, most in which they were seen cuddling up together. The two were seen together at the Cavelli Club in Milan at the weekend Jordan Barret
We can’t believe the police unions are trying to point the finger for this senseless act on protestors… Since Saturday’s senseless killing, we’ve watched in horror as the right wingers have gone out of their way to blame protestors, Mayor deBlasio , Al Sharpton, Eric Holder and President Obama for the deaths of two New York City police officers. Fortunately six-time NBA champ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has stepped up as one of the voices of reason and is doing his part to back those of us who are striving for positive change, chastising a police union boss and former governor George Pataki for their irresponsible responses to this weekend’s shooting. Check out pertinent excerpts from his TIME.com essay below: The recent brutal murder of two Brooklyn police officers, Rafael Ramos and Wenjian Liu, is a national tragedy that should inspire nationwide mourning. Both my grandfather and father were police officers, so I appreciate what a difficult and dangerous profession law enforcement is. We need to value and celebrate the many officers dedicated to protecting the public and nourishing our justice system. It’s a job most of us don’t have the courage to do. At the same time, however, we need to understand that their deaths are in no way related to the massive protests against systemic abuses of the justice system as symbolized by the recent deaths—also national tragedies—of Eric Garner, Akai Gurley, and Michael Brown. Ismaaiyl Brinsley, the suicidal killer, wasn’t an impassioned activist expressing political frustration, he was a troubled man who had shot his girlfriend earlier that same day. He even Instagrammed warnings of his violent intentions. None of this is the behavior of a sane man or rational activist. The protests are no more to blame for his actions than The Catcher in the Rye was for the murder of John Lennon or the movie Taxi Driver for the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan. Crazy has its own twisted logic and it is in no way related to the rational cause-and-effect world the rest of us attempt to create. Those who are trying to connect the murders of the officers with the thousands of articulate and peaceful protestors across America are being deliberately misleading in a cynical and selfish effort to turn public sentiment against the protestors. This is the same strategy used when trying to lump in the violence and looting with the legitimate protestors, who have disavowed that behavior. They hope to misdirect public attention and emotion in order to stop the protests and the progressive changes that have already resulted. Shaming and blaming is a lot easier than addressing legitimate claims. He’s absolutely right, so it’s great that he is taking the time out to address the reality of the situation, which right now is that right wingers are only making the situation worse by trying to make this into something it absolutely isn’t: Some police unions are especially heinous perpetrators. New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s previous public support of protestors has created friction with these unions. The Patrolman’s Benevolent Association responded with a petition asking that the mayor not attend the funerals of officers killed in the line of duty. Following the murders of Ramos and Liu, an account appearing to represent the Sergeants Benevolent Association tweeted: “The blood of 2 executed police officers is on the hands of Mayor de Blasio.” Former New York governor George Pataki tweeted: “Sickened by these barbaric acts, which sadly are a predictable outcome of divisive anti-cop rhetoric of #ericholder and #mayordeblasio. #NYPD.” This phony and logically baffling indignation is similar to that expressed by the St. Louis County Police Association when it demanded an apology from the NFL when several Rams players entered the field with their hands held high in the iconic Michael Brown gesture of surrender. Or when LeBron James and W.R. Allen wore his “I Can’t Breathe” shirts echoing Eric Gardner’s final plea before dying. Such outrage by police unions and politicians implies that there is no problem, which is the erroneous perception that the protestors are trying to change. This shrill cry of “policism” (a form of reverse racism) by Pataki and the police unions is a hollow and false whine born of financial self-interest (unions) or party politics (Republican Pataki besmirching Democrat de Blasio) rather than social justice. These tragic murders now become a bargaining chip in whatever contract negotiations or political aspirations they have. It’s unfortunate but the good news is that Abdul-Jabbar and the protesters he’s defending haven’t lost sight of the real enemy: In a Dec. 21, 2014 article about the shooting, the Los Angeles Times referred to the New York City protests as “anti-police marches,” which is grossly inaccurate and illustrates the problem of perception the protestors are battling. The marches are meant to raise awareness of double standards, lack of adequate police candidate screening, and insufficient training that have resulted in unnecessary killings. Police are not under attack, institutionalized racism is. Trying to remove sexually abusive priests is not an attack on Catholicism, nor is removing ineffective teachers an attack on education. Bad apples, bad training, and bad officials who blindly protect them, are the enemy. And any institution worth saving should want to eliminate them, too. Bravo for this. We’re glad Kareem is the antithesis of Charles Barkley , a reasonable, articulate forward thinking individual. WENN
So sad… Joe Cocker Dead Famed singer Joe Cocker has died at age 70 from an undisclosed illness. BBC.com reports: Singer Joe Cocker, best known for his cover of the Beatles’ With A Little Help From My Friends, has died aged 70. The singer song-writer from Sheffield had a career lasting more than 40 years with hits including You Are So Beautiful and Up Where We Belong. His agent Barrie Marshall confirmed that he had died of an undisclosed illness. He said he was “simply unique” and “it will be impossible to fill the space he leaves in our hearts.” Known for his gritty voice, Cocker began his singing career in the pubs and clubs of Sheffield in the 1960s before hitting the big time. He was propelled to pop stardom when his version of The Beatles’ With A Little Help from My Friends reached number one. His duet with Jennifer Warnes, Up Where We Belong – from An Officer And A Gentleman – hit number one and went on to win both a Grammy and an Academy Award. He was honoured with an OBE in 2007. Last year he broke all his own records in arenas across Europe, with a number one album in Germany and what was to be his final concert in Hammersmith, London, in June. Rest in peace Joe. WENN
I’ve always joked around about Irina Shayk being a hooker, who was hired to beard some famous soccer player, because he couldn’t be Gay in Europe, they hate that shit…it would ruin him, so hire a babe to divert attention and pay her in fame, fortune and the modeling career she always wanted, I mean being a huge star soccer player getting her into Sports Illustrated is easy, it takes one call to his sports agent who probably reps hundreds of people Sports Illustrated works with, not to mention she’s hot enough to be doing it, so why the fuck not… But maybe, her career happened out of pure love…and romance…either way, here are shitty bikini pics from a catalog that are as boring as bikini pics of a hot model can be.
