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Shook Ones: European Couple Popped For Bringing Guns Into Disneyland Paris

Euro Couple Arrested When Guns Are Found In The Bags At Disneyland Paris THIS is how bad things have gotten . Even in “The Happiest Place On Earth”, people STILL feel the need to pack heat. That s#!t cray. Via NYDailyNews The man arrested for bringing two guns to Disneyland Paris said he packed the weapons to protect himself. The unidentified 28-year-old European told police he brought the pair of low-caliber handguns to the next-door New York Hotel Thursday because he “feared for his safety,” AFP reported. Cops did not elaborate on the man’s comments. While the gun incident does not seem to be rooted in terrorism, police are still looking for the man’s girlfriend: Police detained a female suspect Thursday, but later admitted they nabbed the wrong woman. The man’s bag tipped security alarms when it went through the Disney-owned hotel’s X-ray machine Thursday, park officials said. Guards found the weapons, plus a box of ammo and a Koran in the suitcase, and immediately called cops. Smh. Guns and a Koran at Disneyland after what the folks in Paris just went through a few months ago? Wow. Image via AP

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Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day

Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy… It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know… Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan…. The post Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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May The Oppression Be With You: George Lucas Says He Sold Star Wars To “White Slavers”

George Lucas Says ‘Star Wars’ Was Sold To “White Slavers” Even after clocking over $1 billion at the box office worldwide in just a few days, OG Star Wars creator George Lucas ain’t feelin’ the new version of his baby. In fact, Lucas feels like the new producers just bit his whole style from the original flick and didn’t do enough to make “The Force Awakens” it’s own entity. Via NYDailyNews “They wanted to do a retro movie,” Lucas said in an interview with Charlie Rose. “I don’t like that.” “Every movie, I work very hard to make them different,” he continued. “I make them completely different, with different planets and different spaceships, to make it new.” He also called the first six movies his “kids,” saying he “sold them to white slavers that take these things and…,” before halting the remark and laughing it off, presumably thinking better of it. Now before you go and weep for Lucas and his tragically bastardized creativity, be aware that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney in 2012 for, wait for it…$4 BILLION! Boo-the-f***-hoo, George Lucas. Boo f***ing hoo. Far as the “slavers” comment, there was prolly a MUCH better choice of words considering he has a black wife and the ugly controversy surrounding black “storm trooper” John Boyega. Image via WENN

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How To Date A Casual Sports Fan When You’re Really, Really Into The Game

A helpful guide to dating a non-sports person when you’re a die-hard fanatic.

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Adele Announced Her Tour While Giving A Weather Report As Harry Potter

Adele announced her European tour in a hilarious video where she impersonates Harry Potter and a weather reporter.

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Adriana Lima Naked for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do… I haven’t seen all the pics, or really any of the pics yet…but I figure I’ll put up the one that I did see as a placeholder… It’s old, but still living, Adriana Lima and her bolt on fake tits that look like she’s a gutter porn chick, rather than one of the most celebrated and beautiful models of the late 90s / early 2000s, reminding us, this thanksgiving, to give thanks for what you have when you have it, as it can all go to shit…and when it does..if you’re lucky enough to have tits…you can use them to get you out of it… GOOD TIMES> . Come back for the rest of the pics.. The post Adriana Lima Naked for the 2016 Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said… Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped…. The post Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why Your Facebook Friend List May Be The Reason You’re Denied A Bank Loan In The Future

According to The Atlantic, the new technology will provide banks with a platform to review your Facebook friends, and if too many of them have poor credit, the bank can reject your application… The patent reads: When an individual applies for a loan, the lender examines the credit ratings of members of the individual’s social network who are connected to the individual through authorized nodes. If the average credit rating of these members is at least a minimum credit score, the lender continues to process the loan application. Otherwise, the loan application is rejected… Aaron Rieke, the director of tech policy at Upturn, says that it’s unlikely Facebook will make this feature available to financial institutions anytime in the near future… “It would really surprise me if they decided to get into the credit-scoring business, just because I think that’s going to make people feel panicked and uncomfortable.” [ MadameNoire ] “Native American” Dartmouth College Director Removed From Position Following Suspicion About Ancestry It looks like Rachel Dolezal has a spirit animal, and her name is Susan Taffe Reed. According to the Wall Street Journal, Reed, who says that she is of both European and Native American descent, was recently fired from her position as Dartmouth College’s Native American Program Director after multiple Native American tribes and Dartmouth alumni raised questions about her ancestry and tribal affiliation. Valley News reports that Reed’s new position with the college was announced on September 11. The announcement referred to Reed as “an ethnomusicologist and the president of the Eastern Delaware Nations.” Currently, the federal government recognizes three Delaware tribes as descendants of Native Americans cast out of their ancestral homelands centuries ago—the Eastern Delaware Nations is not one of them. And apparently, many of Dartmouth’s Native American alumni feel that the Eastern Delaware Nations is an organization filled with “pretendians.”… [ MadameNoire ] Lupe Fiasco Responds To The Game’s “Dollar & A Dream” Jab Most Internet savvy rap heads are well aware a streamrip of The Game’s anticipated seventh studio album, The Documentary 2 leaked a week ahead of schedule. If you’re not aware, we suggest you want to buy it on iTunes for the best quality listening experience but that’s besides the point. One of the records gaining traction amongst social media conversation is the Ab-Soul-featured “Dollar & A Dream,” where Game gives Lupe Fiasco a name drop that could be perceived in a variety of ways. “I put it on a head I ain’t talkin no toupee,” The Compton rapper spits. “I stayed the same ain’t go weird like Lupe.” Brother Fiasco would likely refer to himself as more refined than when he first entered the music industry circa 2006 and he offered up a response on his Twitter with the video for Radiohead’s 1992 debut single, “Creep.” [ HipHopWired ] Could A Follow Up To Lauryn Hill’s ‘Miseducation’ Be In The Works? [ VibeVixen ] Pope Francis — I Don’t Support Kim Davis [ TMZ ] Black Americans Would Be Hit Hardest By A Government Shutdown [ HuffingtonPost ] ‘Time Out Of Mind’ Makes A Definitive Statement About Homelessness [ StarPulse ]

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August Alsina & Lil Wayne “Why I Do It” (NEW MUSIC)

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On the heels of returning from the UK on his European festival tour, August Alsina links up with Lil Wayne for new single “Why I Do It.”

August Alsina & Lil Wayne “Why I Do It” (NEW MUSIC)