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Eva Longoria Launching Her Own Perfume

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria will have a new perfume coming out next year called “Eva.” The 34-year-old actress, who plays “Gabriella” in the hit show, will release the fragrance in April 2010 and it will feature notes of citrus, neroli, bergamot tea and aldehydes according to WWD .

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Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

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Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white.

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EXCLUSIVE: Pierce Brosnan Bonds With His Pooch

We spotted Pierce Brosnan giving his doggie a big hug after taking her to the vet.

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It’s Not Foggy, It’s Steamy!

Things got a little hot and steamy for London Fog’s Holiday campaign! Eva Longoria-Parke r and hubby Tony Parker snuggle up and pose for the line of coats and accessories.

John Mayer Gets His Hair Did

John Mayer is lookin’ pretty slick with his new spikey ‘do. We spotted the singer sporting all black leaving the Sally Hershberger salon downtown Manhattan.

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VIDEO: Celebrity Car Crashes

Nicole Richie isn’t the only celebrity to be involved in a fender bender.

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Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read. What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

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Estelle Getty’s Emmy Hits eBay

Estelle Getty’s prized 1988 Emmy has surfaced on eBay, one year after the actress’ death. The trophy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for The Golden Girls was put up for sale by a seller who specializes in fine art.

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