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Celebrity Cribs: Take A Tour Of Eva Longoria’

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Celebrity Cribs: Fine Azz Eva Longoria Just Bought Tom Cruise’s $11.4 Million Mansion [Photos] Eva Longoria Is Looking To Sell Her $1.4 Million Hollywood Home According to Variety , Eva Longoria has put her $1.4 million Hollyweird crib on the market for sale… Former “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria has hoisted what listing descriptions call a “classic 1924 mediterranean villa” perched on a high point just south of the Hollywood Bowl in the historic foothills above Hollywood up for sale on the open market with a $1,395,000 price tag. Property records and other online resources show politically engaged actress — she spoke forcefully against Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump at the Democratic National Convention last week — purchased the property in January 2005 for $1,150,000 and current listings show the fancifully articulated Italianate house “oozes character and charm” with three bedrooms and three bathrooms in 2,011 square feet. Quaint, cozy and colorful. Flip the page to see how Eva is livin’ in L.A. Image via MLS

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Eva Longoria & Jose Antonio Baston: Married! See the Pics!

Posted on May 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria and Jose Antonio Baston are now married! The couple exchanged vows during a garden wedding in the lake town of Valle de Bravo, Mexico. Longoria wore a white gown designed by BFF Victoria Beckham, who was in attendance with her husband David Beckham. The star-studded guest list also included Mario Lopez, Melanie Griffith and Ricky Martin. Longoria and Baston, who is the president of Latin-American media company Televisa, announced their engagement last December. The couple have been dating since 2013. Check out pics of the happy event below! 1. Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham Longoria poses with BFF Victoria Beckham, who posted this pic to Instagram. Beckham called the bride “The smartest, most beautiful woman I have ever met.” 2. The wedding bands Eva shared a photo of the wedding bands and place cards (reading Eva Baston!) to Instagram, writing, “In our garden, surrounded by a small gathering of people we love, Pepe and I tied the knot! #TalkAboutBlessed #ImStillFloating #OmgMyFeetHurt.” 3. The happy couple This photo, shared by Al Rojo Vivo on Instagram, shows the gorgeous setting the couple chose. 4. Mario Lopez, Eva Longoria, Jose Antonio Baston and Courtney Lopez Mario Lopez shared this pic to Instagram, writing, “Congrats to my girl @EvaLongoria & her awesome husband Pepe! Amazing weekend & honored to have been a part of it. So happy for you.. Love you kid.” 5. David Beckham and Mario Lopez Mario Lopez called Beckham his “drinkin buddy all weekend.” 6. Melanie Griffith, Mario Lopez and Courtney Lopez Melanie Griffith wore a festive red dress for the occasion. View Slideshow

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Proof That Latina Actresses Are Certainly Not Interchangeable

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

During the Golden Globes this year, Eva Longoria and America Ferrera made a hilarious (and important) joke about how Latina actresses are all sort of lumped together and are essentially interchangeable. This, friends, is entirely incorrect. They aren’t the same at all.

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Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck… But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real… I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in… Here she is performing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders.. Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack. The post Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Serena Williams: Pregnant By Drake!?

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Though rumors spread that Serena Williams and Drake are engaged , the celebrity couple set the record straight.  They are definitely not engaged, but Serena and Drake are hooking up . They might not be headed to the alter, but the tennis pro and rapper might be taking a big step in their relationship. According to Hollywood Life, Serena Williams is pregnant !! An insider dished that Serena was pregnant at the US Open, and that Drake is definitely the father. The couple’s relationship has been questionable.  The source claimed they are not in a monogamous relationship, but “Serena and Drake have a lot of love for each other. They’re great friends. And they’re going to be great parents.”  On October 25, Serena was spotted at The Nice Guy club in West Hollywood. Witnesses claim she was showing a baby bump. She was wearing a white mini dress, but she traded in heels for a pair of leopard print Nike sneakers.  Fashion statement?  Or is she trying to stay comfortable as she moves along in her pregnancy? We aren’t totally sure if this story is true.  On that same day, Serena was also seen at brunch with friend Eva Longoria. It appeared they were enjoying a few afternoon cocktails together. And other sources claims Serena is definitely not pregnant.  One insider claimed, “[Serena’s] definitely not [pregnant]. She took a break from tennis because she needed to unwind and be stress free for a few months.” “She is not ready to have a child with anyone, especially with it being out of wedlock. She is not having Drake’s child.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015

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Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I will never understand Eva Longoria’s fame, but it turns out she’s really fucking famous on an international level. I remember meeting some dude at a bar who went nuts on me when I was talking about Eva Longoria, as I do, all the time, after he told me she was making some kind of appearance or speech….to which I said “who the fuck cares about that Mexican bitch”…she was on one TV show…that’s it…and it wasn’t even a good TV show… It makes no sense…I know what you’re thinking, the guy who freaked on me was a gay Hispanic guy….but not even, he was some Irish straight dude drinking beer…who was very into Eva Longoria… She’s not even hot, I mean hot for a 40 year old Mexican, they normally have 18 kids and a tortilla body….with no neck….but this one, thanks to being Hollywood, and the kind of white girl first generation Mexican, who hires Mexicans…to be her slaves just to prove how non-mexican she is in her primarily white Texas highschool that has turned into her life… She’s rich, she fucks rich, she does fake charity work…and she wears bikinis like a middle age woman who doesn’t want to size up to admit she’s thicker…but prefers her fat spilling over the string bikini…that should be spanx shorts… I’m not a fan. Maybe I’m racist..even though my name is Jesus Martinez…I just think this girl is full of shit, even in her bikini on some trashy hooker Pussycat Doll Fitness retreat… I like the Estrogen patches….so feminine… The post Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end… Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is… She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some typical Mexican behavior…you know just not following the rules…because she may or may not know how to read in English, but I assume she does, because she’s the whitest fucking Mexican, the kind with a Mexican staff to shit on, and make herself feel accomplished and less like a first Generation…expect when she’s needed to make a quote on Mexican rights, like calling Donald Trump Hitler, something that I am sure Jewish people would take offense to, but more importantly, that she’s got no business commenting on, as she’s so disconnected from anything Mexican, you know being a hollywood slut, that it’s just her PR play to remind you she exists… Rember, you can never trust someone who dives in a no dive zone…No dive zone.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria Gets Stuffed In A Tight Dress

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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