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Eva Longoria’s Sweet Thong Action!

Posted on November 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We don’t get a lot of Eva Longoria on the site, but don’t blame me. She’s just not the most exciting celebrity out there. I mean, we never see her in a bikini or sunbathing topless in her backyard. It’s like she doesn’t even want to be famous or something. Well, luckily, that all changes today. Because here’s Eva out running errands in my favorite outfit: a pair of see-through leggings with a thong underneath. I don’t know why, but all of a sudden, she doesn’t look as boring anymore. Oh wait, yes I do. It’s the thong. More please. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Eva Longoria Has Sweet Handlebars

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not a big Eva Longoria fan, but I read that she is newly single so it’s no surprise that she’s looking for a new boy toy by flaunting her little body while on a bike ride. I’m sold, and where to do I sign up? I’d like to grab onto those handlebars, go for a quick spin and then pound her seat!

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For The Ladies… Would You Hit It? Former Rugby Player Models Man-Cakes Enhancing Drawls!

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Ladies, meet Thom Evans … He’s a 28-year-old rugby player turned model who is turning heads as the face cakes of D. Hedral’s Spring/Summer boxers and briefs campaign. Ladies, do you likey? Via Mail Online reports : Thom’s latest shoot sees him modelling D.HEDRAL’s Anglefit range, designed to lift and enhance a man’s bottom. Each pair of the pants has been designed to help lift the bottom and give a more defined and pert look. Sporting a pair of the brand’s Gigolo Joe briefs, Thom turns around and locks eyes with the camera whilst showcasing the underwear’s ‘pulling power’ to perfection. The new collection incorporates the brand’s patented ‘Anglefit Technology’. And the pants – made of ‘super-light, anti-sagging, quick-drying microfabric’ – certainly hug Thom’s shape in the steamy shots. The firm say that their unique new technology gives ‘enhanced figure-hugging definition and comfort’. The fabric has been designed to stretch depending on the shape of the wearer’s bottom to create a second skin and enhance the appearance of the rear. The D.Hedral collection is available online now. Homeboy is currently chopping down former 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes, but still … Would You Hit It? Daniel Jaems Continue reading →

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Throwback Cuties: A Gallery Of Celebrities When They Were High School Cheerleaders

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

Go! Fight! Win! Celebrities As High School Cheerleaders The good folks at Reddit have dug up some interesting pictures of celebrities on their high school cheerleading teams. These are pretty interesting to see these stars so young and happy. Take a look and chill with the thirst…they’re in high school! Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying…. FOLLOW THIS LONK

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Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

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