In case you’re like me and have the memory of a goldfish, here’s your monthly reminder that Hailey Clauson is going to be the next big thing in the modeling world. Especially if she keeps up the killer bikini photoshoots like this one here. I’d also recommend a very public fling with a famous blogger. I don’t think any model’s actually tried that move before, but maybe Hailey could be the first. » view all 11 photos
Don’t worry, these pictures of Dakota Fanning at the UK premiere of Effie Gray aren’t a trap set by Chris Hansen; according to my sources, Dakota’s 20 these days. Anyway, she’s also looking cute, even if she’s a little skinny for my tastes. I just think she could stand to add a couple more pounds, say between her shoulders and her stomach. What? I’m just thinking about the girl’s health here. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted… That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.
Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model. I prefer her Her fashion nudity…it’s a better hustle…but then again, I fucking hate any and all lingerie catalog pics…because besides a half naked girl…shit is a fail…but I guess the half naked girl makes it tolerable…like all things…even prison…if you’re not the one pretending to be the half naked girl…
I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE
Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED
I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her… Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez… I just know I like it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…
Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…
Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE