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Mandy Moore isn’t Dead of the Day

Hey, remember when Mandy Moore didn’t save her tormented best friend and ex boyfriend DJ from having a drug overdose, cuz she was likely too into herself….you know busy reflecting on her career that’s practically non existent…cuz I don’t….see cuz I don’t even remember who Mandy Moore is….and even when I think back…you know way back…I hardly thought of her as jailbait I wanted to fuck…she was all wholesome, non naked, no scandals, and that’s only good if you’re looking to get married in the suburbs or some shit, cuz suburbs have no room for dirty whores….that’s part of the reason why they suck so much…you know almos as much as these pics of Mandy Moore…for old times.

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Vanessa Pudgens Pumping Gas of the Day

Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal…. Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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Annalynne McCord in a Catsuit of the Day

The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat.. Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit…. Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Annalynne McCord in a Catsuit of the Day

Annalynne McCord in a Catsuit of the Day

The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat.. Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit…. Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them…. I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is…. Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way…. Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods. I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there? FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them…. I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is…. Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way…. Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods. I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there? FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Video: Danny Devito Preaches from the Set of Gandhi 2

Paris Hilton ‘Better Off’ Without Doug

Paris Hilton has said she is ‘better off without’ ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt . The 28-year-old beauty recently split with the former Hills star after dating on/off for a year. Speaking at a recent fundraiser, she said to UsMagazine.com “I am like so past that – I don’t even care! I don’t even remember that time in my life. I am over it!” Like, she’s totally over it!

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All I want for Christmas is Lohan to Send Me a Text Message of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a bad santa. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to work for the make-a-wish foundation, or even to hit up all the homeless shelters or sick kid hospitals this Christmas for attention cuz she’s a bad fucking santa…. All I asked her for was to send me a couple nude pics and instead she just pretended I don’t exist, because in her world I don’t, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt me on the inside when I sat by my phone while sugar plims danced in my head, waiting for a response, especially when I see these pictures of her so actively and passionately texting some other motherfucker who is proabbly more relevant than me, but I like to think she’s just doing it to mock me knowing she ignored me and driving that point home.

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Kelly Hu’s Ass in her Bathing Suit Bottoms of the Day

Here’s Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993, not that you care because that shit was a long time ago and you don’t even remember her, but should because thanks to her Chinese genetics, her ass still looks like she’s 12 even though she’s 42. She’s done her fair share of serious shit movies, but there’s probably a future of typecasting her as the Asian ahead of her, and based on these pictures, let’s hope we’re behind her the whole time….if you know what I mean, which I sure as hell hope you do, because if you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….

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