Kelly Kelly is some wrestling babe with a hot fit body used to distract wrestling fans from the homo erotic….homo sexual….totally fucking flaming level of gayness that comes with watching two half naked guys playfight…seriously…I don’t think there is a gayer concept than that and if anything that is the basis of all great gay love stories…. She’s got a rockin’ ass, but more importantly she’s got amazing skills on the camera….I always have a hard time coaching girls on how to position themselve to send me awesome ass shots…but this bitch got it on lockdown….I feel like I’m hiding in the bushes staring on as I often do when I am around bikini clad women….
Built like a 65 year old retiree you may have accidentally got hard for on the family cruise because you loved the way her leathery skin contrasted with the nylon straps of her white trash law chair….Tan Mom…the orange haggard skin cancer in training pussy who got in trouble for taking her kid to a tanning salon even though based on her face…you’d think menopause hit back in 1992…..and now she’s riding that fame…cuz that’s all it takes in America….where she’s flashing panty and headlining Drag Shows…. When people pay attention to this garbage…we know it is safe to say that we are all fucking doomed…. Here’s the disgusting I can’t believe this exists video.. More Humiliating and Horrible Pics HERE
Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get male attention hoping she gets a husband to knock her up before menopause, even though there are thousands of men who would love to get up on this, myself included, cuz K-Fed showed us the fucking way….but she’s the kinda cunt who thinks she’s too good for them….you know with being on Ghost Whisperer and a few shit in the 90s…it’s easy to let that go stratight to your fucking practically irrelevant fat girl with fat tits head….. That said, I am sad there’s no dried up lonely and sad labia in this
Sarah Silverman is pretty funny comedian in our opinion, even though she likes to shock and do stuff that most people would probably find annoying or distasteful we think that because she is quite cute at the same time Continue reading →
The best thing about these Gwen Stefani bikini pics is that she decided to tuck in her dick as to not alienate some of us who like bikinis, but don’t like seeing testicles in bikinis, even though her Bi-sexual boyfriend and overly muscular body, tell us that they are there somewhere…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.
Mila Kunis, the most loved girl in Hollywood, even though she is cute at best, in what I can only assume is that “jew looks attainable”….only she’s not cuz you aren’t famous, or Jewish, or maybe you are and that is why she’s in all these movies, cuz you are a loyal fan boy and you are the only one buying movie tickets cuz you don’t drink and this is your entertainment, especially when Mila Kunis is cast, cuz you can pretend one day when you become a billionaire, or inherit your Grandfather’s millions, you’ll get her to marry you, so that you can have a decent Jewish family, with kids and Jewish until remembering she’s with Ashton Kutcher….he’s fucking the girl you think is your girl even though it is all fantasy, but your coddled life and overbearing mother gave you hope that you could have anything you want, you fucking brat…. That said, who really cares about what she’s gotta say, Interview Magazine, we really just wanna see her naked….and this photoshoot doesn’t really cut it, but it does show some upper thing which is enough for the religis to cum themselves too…
Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists…. My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit…. The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks…. For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil… Here’s the ad….
I love Lohan. Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it…. She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….
