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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks. I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me. That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’ Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks. This is like prom or some shit…. Irina Shyk Chrissy Teigan Esti Ginzburg Jessica Gomes Damaris Lewis Hilary Rhodes Kenza Fourati Isabel Goulart Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Brooklyn Decker Julie Henderson Alyssa Miller Kate Upton Genevieve Morton Jessica White Anne V

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Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Kim Kardashian Distracts Us With Her Breasts

Lately I’ve been really starting to appreciate Kim Kardashian as more than just a soft skinned vessel to get my big booty fix, she’s also got an impressive set of breasts on her. Here she is hosting some lame Valentine’s Day party the other day doing a good job of highlighting the old front meat. Well done. You know, I didn’t have any plans on Valentine’s Day, maybe I would have like to tag along to this event with Kim, but I guess we’ll never know because I wasn’t invited. Taking a bath with your cat once a year isn’t all strange.

SAG Award Fashion Face-Off: Christina Hendricks vs. January Jones

The Mad Men cast lost out to the cast of Boardwalk Empire at last night’s SAG Awards. But there’s one category in which no show on television can compete with this AMC hit: Most Beautiful Actresses. That was evident on the red carpet of this event, as Christina Hendricks and January Jones both gave photographers a reason to get excited. The two rarely share scenes on the drama, but they are paired together below. Compare. Contrast. Drool. Vote now.

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SAG Award Fashion Face-Off: Christina Hendricks vs. January Jones

Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie: Say Cheeeese!

Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber . Sadly, scarily, we’re not really exaggerating. But don’t put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday’s Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently. A friend of Justin’s named “jonmchu” posted the following TwitPic yesterday, claiming it was snapped when Bieber met Jolie on the red carpet. But we question its legitimacy. After all, how can any female stand next to this 16-year old and maintain her composure in such a manner?!? Justin didn’t mind the snub. At the event, he Tweeted: “Backstage at the Golden Globes. Everyone is here. This is nuts!!”

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Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie: Say Cheeeese!

Jake Gyllenhaal: Touching the Arm of Camilla Belle!

Jenny Lewis, Schmenny Lewis. A day before Jake Gyllenhaal took his ex-girlfriend to the Golden Globe Awards, the actor was spotted out at another event… with another woman. Onlookers tell Radar Online that Gyllenhaal and Camilla Belle “hung out together the entire night” on Saturday at the Art of Elysium “Heaven” Gala. “They were talking intimately, and laughing,” a witness reports . “There really seemed to be chemistry, a connection.” Gyllenhaal is heavily involved in Art of Elysium, a charity that brings the arts to ailing children. It’s a good cause, but this is not good news for Taylor Swift, Jake’s ex. Belle was actually the same woman with whom Joe Jonas rebounded after he and Swift broke up. Concluded an insider at this event: “Jake and Camilla were flirting all night. And before he left, I saw him very affectionately touching her arm. She is definitely his type.”

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Jake Gyllenhaal: Touching the Arm of Camilla Belle!

Justin Bieber At The Golden Globe Awards With Angelina Jolie

Justin Bieber had his picture taken on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards on January 16th with actress Angelina Jolie. Of course Justin was promoting his upcoming 3D movie “Never Say Never” so he was sporting his purple 3D glasses in the picture. Here’s what “Never Say Never” director Jon Chu posted along with the photo: Angelina Jolie with @Justinbieber and 3D #purpleglasses oh yeahhhhh Are you ready for “Never Say Never” to arrive in theaters on February 11, 2011?

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Justin Bieber At The Golden Globe Awards With Angelina Jolie

Welcome Movieline’s New Contributors, Including Critic Elvis Mitchell!

Guess who’s expaaaanndiiiing? Movieline today officially welcomes critic Elvis Mitchell, West Coast editor Jen Yamato and DVD editor Alonso Duralde into the fold. Jen and Alonso, as you have no doubt noticed, have been contributing here for a while now , while Elvis joins us for the first time this afternoon ; it’s a pleasure to have them aboard! Full press release after the jump.

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Welcome Movieline’s New Contributors, Including Critic Elvis Mitchell!

The World’s Shortest Interview With Matthew Morrison

Last night, Fox hosted a party in Pasadena for the TCA Press Tour and nearly all of the Glee cast members stopped by (except for — cough, cough — Lea Michele). It was a feeding frenzy for the nation’s television journalists and when Matthew Morrison appeared at the event, like Fox-branded chum being thrown into violent waters, he was immediately swarmed by critics wielding tape recorders. Movieline braved the chaos and came out with the world’s shortest interview with Matthew Morrison ever. Enjoy, though be warned: White-rapping was discussed.

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The World’s Shortest Interview With Matthew Morrison