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Jessica Simpson Is A Tease

Lately, it hurts me every time we see Jessica Simpson because I know that she’s purposely hiding those sweet chesticles from me. I like to believe it’s a game we play with each other, except I’m on the losing end pretty much 90% of the time and seem to be the only one playing.

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Hilarious After Effects Crash Reports

This designer decided to actually use that “crash report” dialogue every time it came up. Click through for a bunch more of these. Jokes for nerds! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

When You Show The Tech Guy Your Problem

“See – every time I press this button, it won't … wait, it worked that time. I swear to God it wasn't … just forget it.” This happen to anyone else

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When You Show The Tech Guy Your Problem

Land Mine Awareness Ketchup

Because nothing says “I care about landmines” better than graphically re-creating a grievous injury every time you want to enjoy some fries. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Ellen DeGeneres: The New Face Of American Idol

Ellen DeGeneres is now the new face of American Idol , and we know why. Always laughing and smiling, every time our cameras catch up to her she keeps them clicking. Check out this gallery of the new ‘fourth judge’ to see the many faces of the only woman who can probably remove that scowl from Mr

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Feds: Francis Paid Off Guards with Raider Tix

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Federal agents believe there’s a reason Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis had such a wonderful time during his 2007 jail stint in Reno — they claim he bought off his jailers with gifts, including tickets to see the Oakland Raiders! Three former …

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Prejean Attempts to Carrie a Tune

Filed under: Natural Disasters , Pageantry Biblically correct Carrie Prejean hurts people every time she opens her mouth — and the noises she made into a mic at a horserace in Del Mar made that painfully apparent.

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Blake Lively Tickles Me Down There

Here’s my favorite ‘Gossip Girl’ Blake Lively on the set of her show looking all cute and pouty in her hot little outfit. She’s the only girl I know from the show but she’s got to be the hottest one on it and she likes to show off her long legs so that’s what makes her my favorite

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Poor Sport — Beckham Taunts Fans

Filed under: Becks & Posh , Talk Sports If David Beckham wanted to get ticked off Galaxy fans back on his side, challenging them to a fight probably wasn’t the best way to go about it.At yesterday’s home match against Milan, L.A.

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