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Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On a sidenote, I had no idea the Emmy’s were on. Maybe because I don’t have a TV, but probably because the Emmy’s fucking suck….even when Christina Hendricks wears push-up bras to make her tits look ridiculous and the rest of her as lean as she can… Sure she’s got huge tits, but I still think she looks like a dude, or an alien, or a robot, or something I have no interest in having sex with just because she has big tits….I’ve always been one of those dudes who wouldn’t fuck a pig of a woman by choice, or sober, just because she had big tits, and even when I was fucking them, I’d know what I was doing was disgusting and against all I stood for, even though she had nice big tits…if anything those nice big tits were just a vehicle for me to cum, by blocking out everything else about the bitch, and I kinda feel the same way about this Hendricks girl, who is totally overrated….but who has totally huge tits. Totally. Either way, she won something….at what I assume are now called the Golden Globes….get what I did there? I replaced one award show with another cuz it suited her big tits. Genius….but seriously…this tits are ridiculous…they aren’t on another planet, they are another planet… I gotta stop this post….too many bad jokes in too few words…

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Leelee Sobieski Tits Distract From her Face of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was sitting in the park yesterday because I have nothing better to do with my time, and a group of Jewish girls walked by me. All of them had real big tits on skinny little frames, but 2 out of the 4 of them had faces that didn’t look like they survived an arab suicide bombing… I don’t know if it was an inbreeding to keep the culture alive situation, but I do know that luckily there are plastic surgeons to fix them up later in life when they are old enough to realize the importance of a face that doesn’t make people want to throw up…after they marry a nice Jewish boy with money to pay for it and the whole thing brought back memories of Leelee Sobieski…. She was one of those Jewish girls who has big old titties, but I don’t remember ever liking her face, and despite her disappearing the last couple years, my opinion of her hasn’t changed. She’s like a youthful Sarah Jessica Parker, with a horse face that only other girls would like, a bad nose and sense of arrogance that she isn’t an ugly little pig who doesn’t eat pig who pisses me the fuck off, and makes me want to cum on her face to teach her a lesson about life doing what ugly girls belong doing…

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Taylor Momsen is Showing Off Tit of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules. For the real perverts who like the idea of underage girls…here she is at what I call the peak of her relevance…back before Hollywood turned her into a predictable, boring, whore. GO

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Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand , doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse… Either way, this should be illegal. Pics via Bauer

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Chatroulette is Priceless

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are some things no amount of money can make you unsee. For everything else, there's Mastercard. View

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Bachelor Shocker: Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape Reportedly Exists!

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As celebrity sex tapes go, this is not one we can say we saw coming … but given the scandals, lies and drama of recent weeks, perhaps we should have. Rozlyn Papa from The Bachelor is the star of a new, graphic sex tape being peddled around the upstanding adult film community, according to reports. Somehow this didn’t make our Bachelor spoilers rundown last night. We apologize for the omission, as it would be far more interesting than any so far. The alleged Rozlyn sex tape is being shopped to a variety of XXX companies all over all over L.A., including LiveJasmin.com, TMZ reports this morning. Wow. We guess we can see it. It was either her or Vienna. Chris Harrison totally should have referenced this when he pimp-slapped her the other night. Kevin Blatt, a man with years of experience in the industry and a rep from the website, says he saw the Papa sex tape and claims “it’s definitely Rozlyn .” Blatt claims the tape shows Rozlyn Papa performing “one sexual act with a well-endowed gentleman.” Well, we know it’s not Jake Pavelka then. UP TOP! A rep for Papa says the reality star has, “no knowledge of any sex tape.” Then again, she denies pretty much everything else reported about her as well. Imagine if it turned out to be real, and the co-star were The Bachelor producer she was kicked off the show for having an inappropriate relationship with. Possible title: After the Final Hoes . Sorry. We got nothin’. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/25/sex-tape-bachelor-rozlyn-papa-video-/#ixzz0gXrtCf5S

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Sarah Palin on The O’Reilly Factor: Still Bashing Family Guy, Plugging Facebook Plage

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is steamed, and rightfully so, over the blatantly tasteless Down Syndrome mockery on last weekend’s episode of Family Guy – a low blow clearly inspired by her own special needs child. But man, does she love any excuse to run her mouth. On The O’Reilly Factor , Palin reiterated how offended she is at the Family Guy quotes that ridiculed her family (as they do everyone and everything else). In between about 37 plugs for daughter Bristol ‘s Facebook page, Sarah righteously saddled up on her high horse to promote Sarah Palin defend son Trig. She also demanded that White House Chief of Staff Rham Emanuel resign for using the term “retard” but defended Rush Limbaugh for the same thing. Her defense of Rush is perhaps the most puzzling. Why not say he was wrong to use it too? Is this woman for real?! Check out her interview below: Sarah Palin on the O’Reilly Factor Whose side are you on?

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Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010

Posted on January 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like everything else in our culture, Crayons have just become far too complicated. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Kelis Says New Album Will Have ‘Futuristic Disco’ Sound

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

‘It’s sort of a new-age disco,’ singer says of LP due next year. By Shaheem Reid with reporting by Matt Elias Kelis Photo: MTV News Kelis would be the last person in the world to label herself the “mushy type,” but it seems pregnancy changed that

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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey… For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately

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