I guess Bella Thorne doesn’t just want to be known as an Instagram model, because here she is wearing nothing but a towel for a real photoshoot with professional photographer Mario Testino, who pretty much does the exact same lame shoot with every single celebrity. And don’t get me wrong, I’m all for shots of Bella in her birthday suit, but I’ve also seen her post hotter pictures to Snapchat . Speaking of which, I wonder if she’s got any new updates…
Lindsey Pelas may have 11 big boob problems, but I bet having to work a real job ain’t one! When you look like that and have a rack that big, I’m pretty sure there’ll be no heavy lifting in her future and tons of rich men lined up to take those puppies for a spin. Man, I love this girl! Continue reading →
I have trouble keeping up with all the hot wannabes in LA, so this is the first I’m hearing of Alissa Violet , but according to my sources, this blonde hottie is a Vine “star,” which I didn’t realize was a viable career path these days. But then again, my mom thought the exact same thing about me becoming a professional T&A blogger. And we all know how well that turned out… Now stop laughing and just enjoy the pictures, you jerks. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Hilary Duff is so meta…that’s hip internet speak for who the fuck knows what..I just assume it’s like Inception, like a picture of Hilary Duff Looking at a Picture of Hilary Duff, posted to her Hilary Duff Instagram, to “Hey did you see who’s on the cover of @redbookmag this month? ME!!! I look the exact same don’t I?”…Then she posted a WINKY FACE..calling out redbook for fucking her up with photoshoot…She’s so coy…or just a bitch, an unappreciative bitch, who thinks she’s a bigger deal than Redbook…because she’s Hilary Fucking Duff… HER NIPPLE HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY – IT WAS PRETTY MAJOR NEWS Here are those redbook pics, I already posted them, but you can’t get enough Hilary Duff, that’s a scientific fact…unless you’re her husband than you run from that crazy bitch as fast as you can and deal with her strictly through child support checks…as you should.. The post Hilary Duff is So Meta of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Let’s see if somebody can explain this to me: Marie Claire can get away with showing Miley Cyrus ‘ nipple in their September issue, while I’ve been struggling for 10 years with advertisers over doing the exact same thing, fighting the good fight for all you perverts out there. (I’ll wait while you go get me my medal.) So since it’s in a major woman’s magazine, it’s OK, but because I’m just a guy with no pants on running a blog, I’ve got to blur it out. Anyway, I’d complain about the double standard, but first I’ve got to go subscribe to Marie Claire . Give me a minute.
Rep For Tiger Woods Says There Is No Truth To Rumors He’s Dating Amanda Boyd Maybe a Tiger can change his stripes ? According to Page Six reports: Tiger Woods is strongly denying a report he’s having an affair with the ex-wife of a fellow professional golfer, and that his relationship with Lindsey Vonn ended after she caught the pair together. Woods, who seems to be enjoying his prolonged prowess with women more than his flaccid golf game, has been seeing Amanda Boyd, 27, whose marriage to golfer Jason Dufner ended with a quickie divorce in April, the National Enquirer reported. It claimed, “They’ve been having a steamy affair for several months. When Lindsey found out about their affair in the early spring, she hit the roof and kicked Tiger to the curb!” But Woods’ agent Mark Steinberg emailed Page Six, “This is 100 percent false. Absolutely zero truth to the rumor.” Attractive brunette Amanda does seem to be the type to catch Tiger’s eye. She has previously posted to social media pictures of herself teeing off in a tiny pink thong. She and Jason married in May 2012, and he won the 2013 PGA Championship. He and Woods are reported to be not close friends, but Jason does consider Woods a “trusted colleague.” According to divorce papers filed on March 16, Amanda and Jason suffered an “irretrievable breakdown of the marriage” and separated on Feb. 17 due to “a complete incompatibility of temperament.” Ski champ Lindsey, 30, and Tiger, 39, announced the end of their two-year relationship in May, citing busy schedules. Steinberg added to Golfweek about the affair report, “I couldn’t deny this more vehemently. There is less than zero strand of truth to it. 100 percent false. 100 percent fabricated and zero credence. Absolutely, unequivocally untrue. They are not even acquaintances. It’s absolutely ridiculous.” LOL @ “flaccid golf game.” Do you believe Tiger didn’t hit that?
Dylann Roof’s Sister Starts $5K GoFundMe For Wedding The sister of Charleston shooting suspect Dylann Roof is asking the public for wedding donations. Via My Fox DC : Amber Roof created a GoFundMe account on June 27 stating her wedding was cancelled due to the tragedy that occurred at Emanuel AME Church in Charleston on June 21. “Our wedding day was suppose to be the most important and special day of our lives. It was suppose to start our lives together with our new family. Our day was the exact opposite. Our wedding day was full of sorrow, pain, and shame, tainted by the actions of one man,” Roof said in a post on the GoFundMe page. Roof went on to say all of her wedding details were published and made public, stating that “destroyed” their big day. Amber Roof is asking for money to help cover the lost wedding costs, to pay bills and to send her and fiancé Michael on their honeymoon. She said 10% of the funds raised will be donated to Emanuel AME Church. As of Thursday morning, more than $1,400 had been raised. The full GoFundMe post read: Dear Family & Friends, As many of you know Michael and I had to abruptly cancel our wedding day, due to the tragedy that occurred in Charleston. June 21st was suppose to be the happiest day of our lives. It is the day every girl dreams of, it was the day we dreamed of. We had each other, we have the perfect venue, and we had our vows ready to be read. We were ready! We had planned out every detail for months and months. It was going to be the PERFECT day! Our wedding day was suppose to be the most important and special day of our lives. It was suppose to start our lives together with our new family. Our day was the exact opposite. Our wedding day was full of sorrow, pain, and shame, tainted by the actions of one man. The Charleston Massacre took place and our lives were forever changed. The media abused our privacy and published all of our wedding information and destroyed our dream day. Destroying the first day of Michael and my life together. We cancelled our wedding to protect our family and mourn the lives of those lost. Many friends and family members came into town and took time off of work to be there for us. We could not ask you to do that again. We would like the chance to start our lives on a postive note. Therefore, we have decided to start a Go Fund Me account. We know money cannot replace the wedding we lost and our perfect day, however it will help us to create new memories and a new start with our new family. Money raised will be used to cover lost wedding costs, to pay bills, and to send us on our dream honeymoon. 10% of all funds raised will be donated to Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church. We thank you for any contrabution you can make. Our lives have been forever changed and touched by all the love and support you have shown us through this difficult time. THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS! GOD BLESS! Since posting the GoFundMe page this has happened… UPDATE: The GoFundMe page has been removed.
I am not even going to bother looking up these two wrestler chicks to see if these nude pics of them are legit or not. I am going to assume that they are a couple of possible ex hookers, strippers or porn chicks turned WWE girls, because WWE girls all look like hookers…that kind of look speaks to the wrestling market, which for the most part is serious white trash, that is very very very loyal to the whole wrestling movement and love and support everything that has to do with wrestling, making me realize that wrestling is just Their names are Melina and Velet Sky and I feel like they are jumping on the band wagon of “The Fappening” celeb nude hack of the century. Because if I was looking for PR, I’d be doing the exact same thing…especially when I am the closest thing to being a pornstar without doing porn.