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Beyonce At the Beach of the Day

The other day I asked a very important question on …..and that was…I wonder what Beyonce smells like….for some reason people acually answered me….which was weird since no one follows me except maybe a large indian family and some spam accounts…So, I am not sure what it is about Beyonce that gives all my internet friends a pretty diverse array of opinons of her scents like “moldy fried chicken” to “Jay-Z’s still birth” to “dampness”….and the whole thing was pretty racist….so here she is on the beach, showing some pushed up titty, showing some booty thickness, staying out of a bikini for our safety, and I’m pretty sure she smells like a the other members of Destiny Child who no longer exist cuz she ate them….they just hard to digest… To See the Rest of the Pics – and her Pushed Up Bra Tits – Follow This Link

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Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind… If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting… I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post….. I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

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Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter …. So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

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Amber Rose Bottom Feeding for Attention in a Tight Dress of the Day

I thought the more I ignored Amber Rose the sooner she’d disappear. But I was wrong. She’s got an in with rapper cock, thanks to Kanye West, that will keep her groupie, low level, pathetic at best pussy around for as long as she keeps going out in tight clothes and releases nude pics and videos… Totally uninteresting. Totally not hot. Totally obvious. Totally boring. Yet I feel compelled to put her pictures up when she’s dressed like this, you know crying for attention…cuz I like these bottom feeding cunts and their rapper fucking pussies when they are out looking for as much fame as they can get cuz they got bit by the fame bug back when they managed to pretend to be Kanye’s girl despite Kanye being gay….. I also realize that in the grand scheme of things, my site’s not powerful enough to make anyone disappear, except maybe me, cuz I’m starting to get bored of it…but then again I’ve been saying that for 7 years.

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Amber Rose Bottom Feeding for Attention in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna Sucking Hard at the Brits of the Day

It’s like she doesn’t even try. Bitch just puts on a one piece bathing suit and turns tricks on stage, not much has changed since she was a kid at the bajan karaoke bar, except maybe her bathing suit didn’t come second hand from Goodwill. Seriously, this bitch is hated in her home island, an island filled with nice people, they know something you don’t…. Either way, here she is struggling to sing on stage like her high school dance video that doesn’t exist anymore, cuz bitch took it off the internet and made it disappear… HURTING…..on so many levels….mainly my ears…but I’d go as far as say on an emotional level too….and I have no emotions…but yet I sing along to this shit…fuck you marketing.

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Kid Wonder is the Unsigned Hype of the Day

I met this 17 year old kid the other week at my friend and his busty partner at Wolf & Harrison’s Holiday Photoshoot . I got real drunk partially thanks to the free alochol they were handing out but mainly because I was drinking my feelings away cuz they told me they didn’t want me in their shoot. They put on his demo CD and next thing you know I’m dirty dancing with myself…cuz girls don’t like me…..he gave me his myspace and I came across it today and I’ve been listening to it on repeat…. I don’t normally post on weekends, I don’t normally promote 17 year old rappers, but I’m hungover and can’t get off the couch and figure I might as well try to make talented kids with passion who are actually doin’ something as famous as I can, you know since I’ve got no talent or passion, except maybe when it come to vagina…but that doesn’t count. He goes by the name Kid Wonder. Let’s get him a record deal. To Listen to the Song I’m Hooked On – Follow this Link GO

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Pam Anderson Still Getting Work in India of the Day

I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic…. I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game…. Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….

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Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

I had no idea Jessica Lowndes looked like this, mainly because I had no idea who Jessica Lowndes is, sure I’ve heard her name and I know she’s on 90210 the Next Generation, but I refuse to further investigate anything that bullshit lack of creativity or vision show that was put together in 4 minutes has to offer, except maybe when the stars of the shit are sitting next to me in restaurants, or when they are in bikinis… So I had no idea how thick this Jessica Lowndes bitch was, those hips don’t fucking lie, but at least she’s got the right idea – covering herself up with a towel, doing us all a favor, cuz we have sloppy bitches of our own to pollute our minds everytime we see them naked…we don’t need some overpaid bitch doin’ it for us. I am just amazed that this is happening to her so early on in her career, I mean it took Jessica Simpson at least a decade before her cake eating got the best of her…. Maybe she’s just pregnant. Either way, it’s not as good as it could be, but I’m sure you’ll still like it. That whole small tits, thick hips thing really talks to you, cuz anything with a vagina does….just not in real life…cuz all vagina knows your a creep.

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Saturday Night Live May Finally Hire Another Black Person

If you’re keeping score at home — and you probably are — it has been seven years since Saturday Night Live hired a new African American cast member, an unhappy distinction that proved to be quite the hindrance two years ago when Keenan Thompson wasn’t up for the task of impersonating Barack Obama. As such, this may be good news for everyone (except maybe the soon-to-be former Obama impersonator, Fred Armisen): SNL may have found another black guy!

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Demi Moore Titpic her Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

When I first started up on Twitter , the first celebs I decided to interact with were Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I made fun of their relationship, her fear of getting older, her accident victim child created in her damaged, inadequate womb, her sexual relationship with guy who I guess had mommy issues, her shitty fake tits, and then they blocked me…..and my life didn’t change one bit, except maybe not being the first to find these pictures of Demi posing in her bikini, but then again, who really wants to see a 50 year old in a bikini, no matter how much she bench presses, or how many ab crunches she can do in an hour. She’s disgusting. She was never hot. Just over-rated whore trash…..but you probably like her…so here it is…

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Demi Moore Titpic her Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day