We’re trying to find out the paternity of baby Champ’eon in this edition of Paternity Test Tuesday. The mother Tralisha claims Marcus, a guy who renovated…
Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.
Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.
No surprises here, but I don’t know a ton about high-end sports cars. That said, if you’ve got a thing for sexy nobodies posing with even sexier cars, you’re in luck today, because here’s Playboy model Jenna Bentley putting on a big-time bust show in front of a seriously expensive Bugatti. As awesome as that car is though, after a lot of thought and careful consideration, I’ve decided that the one I really want to take out for a spin is the Bentley. Although she’s probably way out of my price range too. I wonder if financing is available. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
‘It’s basically a lifetime of broken hearts and desperation of love,” drummer Lewi Morgan told MTV News of their latest single. By Christina Garibaldi, with reporting by Chris Kim
Even though Nicole Scherzinger still hasn’t returned a single one of my marriage proposals, I don’t care. As long as she keeps showing up places looking this hot, I’m going to keep posting pictures of her perfect body and proclaiming my love for her via the Internet. And I figure one of these days, she’s eventually going to come to her senses and realize that we’re meant to be together — for just one night. I mean, it’s not like I want to get tied down or anything. Photos: PacificCoastNews