You know Justin Bieber's new Instagram photo where some Beliebers are swarming his car? Its Me vs. You meme potential is through the ROOF. See original here: This Justin Bieber Photo's Literally The Best Me Vs. You Meme Ever
With a dangerous lack of regard for our #JELENAFOREVER-obsessed hearts, Justin Bieber has posted a new photo on Instagram of him and Selena Gomez playing on the beach with the “Confident” singer's baby brother and
It seems like Kevin Hart has a good relationship with his ex-wife Torrei Hart. But Gary With Da Tea is reporting she’s finally speaking out about Kevin’s…
Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are… Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…
Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up. You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane…. Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.
Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it…. Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…
I saw these pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus for Rolling Stone last week, where she’s naked and sexed up, but I missed the whole storyline of her fucking a clown, which are pretty fucking amazing and disturbing all at the same time, for obvious reasons, like the fact that she’s in her 60s….and naked….I mean Seinfeld was on TV in the 90s and she was in her 40s then, so do the fucking math motherfuckers…coupled with the fact that clowns are creepy and more importantly with the fact that I am getting turned on by the whole thing…but maybe I’m just into Jewish billionaires who went on to make their own 100s of millions of dollars through a joke of a career because daddy’s real estate empire wasn’t satisfying enough for hers….and one family can’t have too much money..but I think it’ got more to do with her public area being waxed down and not looking’ old and beat the fuck up. I like it.
Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…