I’m more used to seeing Vanessa Hudgens with leggings and a yoga mat than neon bracelets and hipster sunglasses, but hey, that doesn’t mean I’m going to complain about these pictures of her at Coachella. Because no matter how dumb the rest of her looks, thanks to these shots of her sexy stomach, we’re finally getting to see some of the results of all that working out Vanessa does. Which means these paps just saved me weeks of trying to figure out how to sneak into the women’s locker room at her gym. And that’s great news for all of us, because there’s no way I’m in good enough shape to fit through those vents. So enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I hope you guys all got enough to eat at Easter dinner over the weekend, because after these shots of Kourtney Kardashian ‘s bikini booty at the pool, you probably won’t be keeping down solid food for a couple weeks. Anyway, sorry for ruining your appetite, but if you think this is bad, just imagine what Kim ‘s looks like these days . Actually, nevermind, don’t. At least not if you’re still planning on having lunch today. Photos: Fameflynet
Gary With Da Tea doesn’t believe Porsha Williams is to blame for the brawl on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion.” Although the reality star swept the floor…
Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling… Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.
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