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Julia Louis Dreyfus Fucking a Clown in Rolling Stone of the Day

I saw these pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus for Rolling Stone last week, where she’s naked and sexed up, but I missed the whole storyline of her fucking a clown, which are pretty fucking amazing and disturbing all at the same time, for obvious reasons, like the fact that she’s in her 60s….and naked….I mean Seinfeld was on TV in the 90s and she was in her 40s then, so do the fucking math motherfuckers…coupled with the fact that clowns are creepy and more importantly with the fact that I am getting turned on by the whole thing…but maybe I’m just into Jewish billionaires who went on to make their own 100s of millions of dollars through a joke of a career because daddy’s real estate empire wasn’t satisfying enough for hers….and one family can’t have too much money..but I think it’ got more to do with her public area being waxed down and not looking’ old and beat the fuck up. I like it.

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Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…

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Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…

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Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

April 23rd Birthday Babes Nude at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

April 23 is one of the breast days of the year, as it is the day that brought us six of the absolute sexiest ladies in film history! Hit the jump to celebrate along with these tantalizing temptresses!

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April 23rd Birthday Babes Nude at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Happy Birthday Shakespeare! See His Barest Wenches at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

450 years ago today, William Shakespeare was born, and though we’re all familiar with that time he fell in love with Gwyneth Paltrow when she was pretending to be a dude, it’s not as well known that his plays have been adapted into some skintastic movies over the years! Alas poor your-dick, it will be busy for the rest of the day with these bare wenches from his body of work! Hit the jump for pictures!

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Breast Implants > New Coke [PICS]

On April 23, 1985, Coca-Cola unveiled New Coke, a disastrous attempt to improve upon a classic. Sometimes you can improve a classic, however. Case in point: Breast implants! Beautiful woman + bigger breasts = much better improvement than New Coke! Hit the jump for some of our favorite “enhanced” actresses!

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15 Things Married Women Shouldn’t Do (At Least According To The Internet)

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Chrissy Teigen Talks Jimmy Dean Sausage And Beauty

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‘Love And Other Foreign Words’ Author Wants One Direction For Movie

Quirky, cerebral heroine and a romance in translation make this Hollywood-bound YA novel a perfect pick for spring. By Kat Rosenfield

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Lil Boosie’s First Post-Prison Album Is Coming Soon

Expect Jeezy, 2 Chainz and T.I. to be among the featured guests. By Adam Fleischer

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