She’s blonde, bisexual, beautiful; and it’s her birthday. Let’s celebrate Amber Heard ! Before she was settling down with Johnny Depp, Amber was getting spectacularly nude in five great films, including a boobs, butt, and bush out performance in the skinstant classic The Informers ! We love naked Amber, heard?
Nicki Minaj stunned fans when she suddenly abandoned her wigs, over-the-top makeup and ensembles and embraced a more natural look. She’s even vowed to go…
Marilyn Chambers , one of the legends of swelluloid, would have been 62 today! Unfortunately she was taken too soon, just days before her 57th birthday in 2009. While she never rose to real super stardom, she also never lost her mind and renounced her filmography the way another of her contemporaries did. Going from hardcore sensation in Behind the Green Door to scream queen in Rabid , Marilyn transitioned well into softcore, and left behind a legacy that’s worth celebrating again and again! Take a look back at some of her sexiest and most hardcore moments after the jump!
Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40. She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer… The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches. The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason…. Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it… Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…
Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere… Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to… But I think she’s hot.
Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere… Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to… But I think she’s hot.