This perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Spanish model Ivette Saucedo , who I’ve never heard of before either. But according to my research, she won as Miss Spain at something called the “Queen of the Universe” beauty pageant last year, which sounds pretty made up to me. I don’t blame them though. In fact, making up your own pageant is pretty smart. So I think it’s time to hold the annual Miss Tuna competition too. Only I plan on swapping out the interview portion and evening gowns for two more bikini contests. We’ll be bigger than Miss Universe in no time. Photos: PacificCoastNews
This perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Spanish model Ivette Saucedo , who I’ve never heard of before either. But according to my research, she won as Miss Spain at something called the “Queen of the Universe” beauty pageant last year, which sounds pretty made up to me. I don’t blame them though. In fact, making up your own pageant is pretty smart. So I think it’s time to hold the annual Miss Tuna competition too. Only I plan on swapping out the interview portion and evening gowns for two more bikini contests. We’ll be bigger than Miss Universe in no time. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Lorde has openly discussed her love of all things regal (her stage name is a feminized take on the noble title), but it was a different kind of Royal that inspired her 2013 breakthrough hit. Lorde credits a photo of baseball legend George Brett signing autographs in his Kansas City Royals uniform with giving her the idea for the title of her first single. Brett was touched by the tribute and the 60-year-old Hall of Famer and 17-year-old hitmaker have been trying to coordinate a meet and greet for almost a year. George was forced to miss Lorde’s recent tour stop in Kansas City, but he sent her a signed jersey with the inscription, “Lorde, you’re royal to me.” With their hectic schedules, it was beginning to look as though the two stars from very different walks of life would never cross paths. But last night in Vegas, it finally happened: Lorde’s people contacted Brett upon learning they would both be in the city at the same time. They arranged a time to meet up and Lorde posted a photo of the unlikely besties to Twitter. Lorde reportedly told Brett that his signed jersey is “the coolest thing” she owns. No word on how Lorde’s boyfriend James Lowe feels about her apparent infatuation with the iconic first baseman.
As his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian gets it on with French Montana, Lamar Odom has finally conceded that it’s over between them, insiders say. The NBA player has had no realistic chance at a reconciliation all along, as far as we’re concerned, given his dalliances with crack and various hoes. Still, he held out that hope, because that’s what Lamar does. Until he didn’t anymore. Now he’s expected to actually respond to Khloe’s divorce petition. Khloe Kardashian DENIES Lamar Odom “Lamar finally gets it, his marriage to Khloé is over,” a source said. “There was a time when Lamar said he would never give up on getting back with Khloe.” “But he recognizes she has obviously moved on.” Probably for the best. While Khloe Kardashian and French Montana looking more and more like a thing, he is now free to booty call Liza Morales 24/7. The insider goes on to add that while Odom had been “blowing up her phone” lately with desperate calls she denied , Lamar’s come to his senses: “He will tell his attorney to submit a response to Khloé’s divorce petition. It isn’t expected to be a long drawn out divorce, since there is an iron clad prenup in place.” Now that she’s been spotted out with French Montana, and on the heels of her public partying with The Game, Odom is said to be getting jealous. Khloe Kardashian: In Love with French Montana? “Khloe is out in public with new guys and it is killing Lamar,” a source dished. “Yeah, he was totally with other women [first], but he doesn’t want Khloe to shove it in his face … Lamar is jealous and gets mad when she refuses to talk to him.” On the heels of that, however, is letting go of her at long last. He may have something new to occupy his time. Even though the NBA regular season is nearing completion, the New York Knicks might sign Odom. Lamar has been spending time with ex-girlfriend and baby mama, Morales, and their two children, Destiny, 15, and Lamar Jr., 11 in New York City. An insider says that despite reports of Odom trying to hit it again, “It’s family time only and there is no romance involved between Lamar and Liza.” “Liza is extremely supportive of Lamar’s continued sobriety.” Thank goodness. We don’t need any more of this: Lamar Odom Crack Video
Given that eggs, rabbits and basically every symbol we associate with Easter is meant to represent fertility, it was only a matter of time before someone mashed-up the Easter Bunny and sex. It makes perfect sense, we just didn’t expect it to look like this: X-Rated Easter Bunny That’s a clip from Fox’s late night animated show ADHD and man are people pissed about it. If you’re not in a position to watch the very NSFW clip, it’s a music video that’s been dubbed “X-Rated Easter Bunny,” and it repeatedly puns on the phrase “The Easter Bunny’s coming.” Other choice lyrics include: “The Easter Bunny f*cks without protection, in 9 months you’re gonna need a bunny C-section.” Needless to say, the always uptight Parents Television Council is less than pleased with the song: A statement from the watchdog group reads: “The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped ‘f-words;’ depictions of fornicating rabbits…and a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces…It’s easily X-rated material that directly targets and appeals to children.” We’re not sure about the “targets children” part (the show airs at 11 pm), but the rest is true, and as funny as the video is, the truly hilarious thing about all of this is that this PTC dude’s work day involved writing a statement about someone eating rabbit crap. The PTC has criticized Fox numerous times in the past and has been especially critical of animated shows … they likely don’t watch Family Guy online . Apparently the Council folks didn’t get to the end of the video, as the clip closes with a disembodied voice asking, “Man, what the f*ck was that?” Followed by the angry reply: “Shut up, Jesus.” Seems like the kind of thing they’d have a problem with. What do you think: is “X-Rated Easter Bunny” offensive? No! It’s hilarious! Yes! It’s disgusting! Who cares? It’s not meant for kids, anyway! View Poll »
Given that eggs, rabbits and basically every symbol we associate with Easter is meant to represent fertility, it was only a matter of time before someone mashed-up the Easter Bunny and sex. It makes perfect sense, we just didn’t expect it to look like this: X-Rated Easter Bunny That’s a clip from Fox’s late night animated show ADHD and man are people pissed about it. If you’re not in a position to watch the very NSFW clip, it’s a music video that’s been dubbed “X-Rated Easter Bunny,” and it repeatedly puns on the phrase “The Easter Bunny’s coming.” Other choice lyrics include: “The Easter Bunny f*cks without protection, in 9 months you’re gonna need a bunny C-section.” Needless to say, the always uptight Parents Television Council is less than pleased with the song: A statement from the watchdog group reads: “The animated Easter Bunny clip features over a dozen unbleeped ‘f-words;’ depictions of fornicating rabbits…and a depiction of a male character eating rabbit feces…It’s easily X-rated material that directly targets and appeals to children.” We’re not sure about the “targets children” part (the show airs at 11 pm), but the rest is true, and as funny as the video is, the truly hilarious thing about all of this is that this PTC dude’s work day involved writing a statement about someone eating rabbit crap. The PTC has criticized Fox numerous times in the past and has been especially critical of animated shows … they likely don’t watch Family Guy online . Apparently the Council folks didn’t get to the end of the video, as the clip closes with a disembodied voice asking, “Man, what the f*ck was that?” Followed by the angry reply: “Shut up, Jesus.” Seems like the kind of thing they’d have a problem with. What do you think: is “X-Rated Easter Bunny” offensive? No! It’s hilarious! Yes! It’s disgusting! Who cares? It’s not meant for kids, anyway! View Poll »
Jenni “JWoww” Farley may have won our hearts with her bar-brawling bad behavior, but much like her bestie and Jersey Shore co-star Snooki, she’s grown up and settled down since announcing her pregnancy in December. Watching JWoww’s admirable maturation over the past few months makes news of a possible complication with her pregnancy that much sadder. Jenni reported on her blog recently that a routine ultrasound turned into a moment of pure terror when her doctor informed her that he identified what may be a cyst on the fetus’ brain. “At this point I honestly can’t tell you what he’s saying because I go numb and tears are just flowing,” Jenni wrote of the incident. A scary diagnosis, to be sure, but using her trademark tenacity, Jenni secured an appointment with a specialist who delivered some good news: Jenni writes that the new doc informed her: “It’s called choroid plexus cyst and over time the cyst should go away.” She added, “Honestly I was happy but still my heart felt heavy. And even though I know I did nothing to cause it, I felt guilty and so helpless.” Well, apparently Jenni has developed a skill for suspenseful storytelling during her months of sobriety because she ends the blog post by revealing that this all happened several weeks ago: “Fast forward to this check-up which brings me to 25 weeks aka 6 months,” JWoww writes. “My daughter’s cyst went away!” So congrats to Jenni and the now-healthy guidette she’s growing in her belly. We haven’t been this happy for her since she called Chris Christie retarded . But in the future, don’t mess with our emotions like that, J-Wizzle.
Jenni “JWoww” Farley may have won our hearts with her bar-brawling bad behavior, but much like her bestie and Jersey Shore co-star Snooki, she’s grown up and settled down since announcing her pregnancy in December. Watching JWoww’s admirable maturation over the past few months makes news of a possible complication with her pregnancy that much sadder. Jenni reported on her blog recently that a routine ultrasound turned into a moment of pure terror when her doctor informed her that he identified what may be a cyst on the fetus’ brain. “At this point I honestly can’t tell you what he’s saying because I go numb and tears are just flowing,” Jenni wrote of the incident. A scary diagnosis, to be sure, but using her trademark tenacity, Jenni secured an appointment with a specialist who delivered some good news: Jenni writes that the new doc informed her: “It’s called choroid plexus cyst and over time the cyst should go away.” She added, “Honestly I was happy but still my heart felt heavy. And even though I know I did nothing to cause it, I felt guilty and so helpless.” Well, apparently Jenni has developed a skill for suspenseful storytelling during her months of sobriety because she ends the blog post by revealing that this all happened several weeks ago: “Fast forward to this check-up which brings me to 25 weeks aka 6 months,” JWoww writes. “My daughter’s cyst went away!” So congrats to Jenni and the now-healthy guidette she’s growing in her belly. We haven’t been this happy for her since she called Chris Christie retarded . But in the future, don’t mess with our emotions like that, J-Wizzle.
Justin Bieber posted an Instagram photo of him hanging out with actor Craig Robinson, aka Darryl Philbin from The Office, and we think we know why. Continued here: Justin Bieber & Craig Robinson: 3 Highly Plausible Reasons Why …
