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White House Crashers — 5000 Reasons to Party

Filed under: Hot Vegas The White House Party Crashers have their eyes on another huge, exclusive party — but this time they’re not only invited … they’re actually getting paid.Sources close to the situation tell TMZ Tareq and Michaele Salahi will land a cool $5,000 to …

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White House Crashers — 5000 Reasons to Party

How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas

Step 1: Find an incredibly patient and tolerant cat who won't scratch your eyes out.

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How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas

How To Set Up A Sexy Home Massage

How many of you work day in and day out, almost to exhaustion and by the time the weekend arrives, there is very little left of you… your body aches, you lack energy and those around you do not quit with their expectations of you. Continue reading

Hasslehon, Hasslehoff

There are few things more inspirational than knowing the lights will never go out… They'll just be turned HasslehOFF.

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Palin’s McCain Visor

Sarah Palin was spotted on the beach yesterday sporting a nifty McCain '08 visor to keep the sun out of her eyes. It's also worth pointing out that she apparently took the time to black out McCain's name on the visor with a marker. Classy, classy stuff, Sarah

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Adorable ‘I’m Yours’ Ukelele Cover

Hey 2-Year-Old Taylor Swift, we found you a boyfriend!! Lock him down now, before the acne hits. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Are Women As Horny As Men? [NSFW]

An all-too-honest thought experiment from Street Carnage about what the world would be like if women were as horny as men. Needless to say, things would be a lot different

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The Sex And The City 2 Poster

May or may not be a joke? Holy photoshop

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How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage

Bad enough the lady is drinking and driving with only one hand because she’s holding a (hallucinated?) dragon in the other hand. Also, her eyes are closed. [ Copyranter.

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Microsoft Store Unenthusiastically Breaks Into Song

Microsoft's deeply awkward attempt at a “spontaneous” viral dance video turns out just kind of weird and depressing. Given the proliferation of too cool for school , Mac-fanboy tech blogs, this was probably never going to go well. But yikes.

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