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Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not….. But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face…. I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career… It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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My name is Isabelle, I’m 13 years old, and I live in…

My name is Isabelle, I’m 13 years old, and I live in Sweden . I can’t believe I’m actually writing my OWN Bieber experience. It all started when I stood outside Annexet. My whole body was shaking and I really had “butterflies in my stomach.” I couldn’t believe I actually about to meet the boy I’ve been crazy about, for four years. My friends and I stood in the meet and greet line and then we were allowed inside. After a couple of minutes, Ryan came and he told us all the rules for the meeting. We were suppose to leave our gifts on a table outside the meet and greet tent where Justin was, and we couldn’t ask for an autograph, no kissing, and stuff like that. We sat in the room for about two hours. Suddenly Ryan said, “Everybody, go to your seats.” We all did as he said, and suddenly Dan Kanter came out. I was about to faint when I saw him. When Dan left, I had my mental breakdown. I started to cry, and I got worried. I mean, if I cry when I see Dan, how will I react when I meet Justin Bieber himself? When I was done crying, I went to fix my make up and then walked to Ryan, the host. He stood and talked to some girls, then looked at me. I stuttered, “Uhm, Ryan. Can I-I-I please have a h-hug?” and he smiled at me, laughed a little and then said, “Yeah of course.” After a while, Ryan said, “Everybody, go to the meet and greet line,” and as we where about to take place in the line, Justin came on his segway! He said something like, “Hey everybody!” and drove back to the tent. The security pushed me and some others inside the tent, and I put on a Justin mask that I borrowed from my friend Cassandra. Justin looked at me and laughed. I made him laugh! Justin said, “Hey there sweetheart,” and before I could answer, he pulled me in for a soft and warm hug. I didn’t even ask for the hug, he just hugged me. It felt like I was going to die. Before I took place on Justin’s right side, I said quickly, “Hey Justin, can we please do funny faces on the picture?” Justin nodded and laughed as he said, “Yeah of course sweetie.” He then took the Justin mask and placed it in front of his face, and the guy took two pictures of us. After that, the security started to drag me away from him so I started to walk away. All of a sudden, I felt someones hand around my wrist and I turned around. Justin pulled me in and said, “Don’t go, just one more picture please?” In those two pictures, Justin placed the mask in front of my face this time, and I hear the camera’s click. Security grabs me once again and starts to drag me out of there. I panicked and said, “Justin, can I please have one more hug?” and he gave me the biggest smile ever and sweetest hug ever. I placed my cheek against his chest as his chin rested on top of my head. I said, “I love you so much Justin.” Oh, and did I mention how good he smells?  When I got outside the tent I looked back and got a sight of Justin’s red cap and realized that I just had met the one and only Justin Bieber. I had a breakdown on the floor outside the tent. That feeling was just so perfect. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I got like a minute with Justin, three hugs without asking for two of them and four pictures. Even though I look really weird in the pictures, it doesn’t matter. I met the boy I’ve loved for four years, I made him laugh, I made him smile, and the best thing of all, I made him blush. Justin also posted a collage on his Twitter from the meet and greet I was at, and my picture was in it!  -@3mptyh3art Link: My name is Isabelle, I’m 13 years old, and I live in…

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I woke up on that morning feeling very anxious. The time came to…

I woke up on that morning feeling very anxious. The time came to take the bus to the arena, and that’s when the real worry kicked in. I knew I had to be calm because I know Justin doesn’t like when people are hysterical. The growing knot in my stomach was more the worry that I would break down crying/hyperventilating in front of him. Arriving outside the waiting area, the atmosphere was fantastic, everywhere you look there were beliebers, speakers blasting Bieber music and even more excited beliebers. I waited until 4 p.m. to check in for the meet and greet. We were then led to a line, and by this point I felt like I needed to throw up. Ryan gave me the wristband and I went upstairs. A few minutes later, Nick Demoura appeared and I had my photo taken with him. Dan Kanter came too, he was so sweet. I gave him a big hug and chatted with him for about 5 minutes before getting a photo as well. My seat for the concert was in Felt E, which was quite a good view. However, I was astonished to hear Ryan ask me, “Where is your seat for the concert?” I began to tell him and he cut me off with, “It doesn’t matter, here’s a wristband for the DIAMOND CIRCLE.” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! I’ve seen Scooter give tickets out in ‘Never Say Never,’ but I never thought that could be me! The raffle was drawn during the waiting time, and then the line started to move. I was almost last out of the individual line, so I had time to prepare myself. The next words I heard were, “Step in please miss.” I told myself, “Ok Carly, be calm, prepare yourself and relax.” Justin was standing there, flawless in sunglasses, a hat and a black vest. I can’t say I took in much information about his appearance, but boy… I noticed his mustache! I just remember thinking, “He looks so hot.” He was finishing up with the last people as I shyly said, “Hey” walking in. The next few moments were the best of my life. “Can I have a hug please?” I said, as I wanted to know how wonderful it felt, which it did. “Of course!” he answered. It was a little tight one, which was perfect. I had planned to say, “I’ll support you through everything,” and may have said that whilst hugging him, but it’s a blur so I can’t be sure. We then released the hug and I stood, my back to the camera (so that I could stall time a little) holding his arms. I quickly said, “Can we do a cute picture?” Justin replied with, “A cute picture? Yeah, sure.” He slipped his hand on my waist underneath my blazer! OMG JUSTIN BIEBER WAS HOLDING ME. The picture was snapped and it was time for me to go. I held onto his arm and said, “I love you.” He responded in his raspy low voice, “I love you too.” I smiled at him and walked out of the room, knowing that it went perfectly. I walked a few steps out, still smiling, and then like a ton of bricks, I started screaming with the tears. Nobody even had time to cut my wristband off and I was crouching on the floor weeping. After a few seconds I realized I needed to go so ran out and joined the other weeping. I got my head straight and it was diamond circle time. I ran to the stage and met some really lovely beliebers. It was fun sharing my experience with others. Justin came on and again did an outstanding performance, he looked so good and the energy was fantastic. Even my dad says he is a belieber now after watching the show! I can tell you the wait for the photo was nerve wracking! I had pulled a surprised face in the photograph and I was so scared that I may have overdone it and looked overwhelmed. Luckily, I don’t think it did, and I love it. One word of advice for beliebers; never give up, find a way to meet Justin while he’s in your country and go for it. If you give up, nothing will ever happen, so keep trying and believe! -@carlysinicrope More: I woke up on that morning feeling very anxious. The time came to…

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Bar Paly is Hot as Fuck of the Day

Bar Paly is my kind of Bar, I mean other than the fact that she doesn’t serve alcohol, but I’d be willing to try to milk her until she does, you know via her vagina…..a little squirt that is probably pee…and a little pee that if you’re actually getting sprayed on your face is probably pretty high in substances, because why else would some famous Israel bitch who looks good have naked, be faking squirting orgasms on your face….in fact it would probably require some Cleveland caliber planning to make happen, that or pretend you are a jewish Billionaire, cuz Jewish girls, even the hot ones are into that….in fact, all girls are into that…. Either way, hot shoot bro.

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My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway….

My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway . It’s finally my turn to write one of these. Never in my life did I imagine this would happen. I still can’t believe I met JUSTIN BIEBER! My inspiration, my idol, my everything. He got me through so much, and he’s always so amazing to the fans! The concert week was a tough week for me, so to be able to meet the one who kept me going was incredible! It started last summer when they announced the Believe Tour in Norway. My best friend and I literally knew how the ticket system worked in-and-out. We were going for the best tickets, diamond circle, and we got them at one of the pre-sales. Our goal was to go for the M&G package on the day the tickets came out, my birthday. I did catch one ticket for me, but right when I was about to pay, the site crashed, and I lost my M&G. I was grumpy the whole day on my birthday, but I was happy I had the best tickets! After the fall break they announced an extra concert in Norway and I was determined to get a M&G this time! I ditched my spanish lesson and sat home trying to get the tickets. I got a hold of a M&G and payed as fast we could. It was sealed, I was going to MEET him! After 3 or 4 years of hoping, believing and never said never! The concert week started with a real bad fight I had with my dad, something that really saddened me. I had my midterm exams the days before the show and it was a really stressful week! When the day came, all that was in my head was that THIS was actually happening! After waiting for 3 hours or so, the M&G people moved us to a new place where we stood in line. I tried to mentally prepare for the meeting as good as I could, but it was impossible. When it was my turn in the line, all I could do was yell, “Heeeey!!” with a huge grin on my face. Justin looked me in the eyes with his beautiful brown eyes and smiled a little bit, and then I was placed beside him for the picture. I just needed his closure there and then, so I leaned into his chest when the picture was taken and kind of side-hugged him while he was stroking my back gently. I think I had too many thoughts in my head or I blacked out, I don’t even remember, but I think I thanked him before I had to go. As I walked out I just needed to see him one last time; to save the memory in my head. I looked back at him and at that moment he looked at me too, and THAT was the best memory I could ever ask for! Even though he didn’t say anything to me, he smiled at me and he was SO perfect. I couldn’t even understand he was real. I forgot to thank him for everything and say ‘I love you,’ but in the middle of it all I couldn’t think straight. If you read this Justin, I want you to know I love you SO much, you have no idea! I wanna thank you for everything you’ve done for me! You’ve made me a better person and helped me so much to become the person I am today! I stood in the front row through the whole concert and he was so close! I was amazed through the entire night, and everything was perfect! I couldn’t ask for a better day, 18th of April was the best day of my life so far! I will meet him once more in my life. Thank you Justin for making this possible and for being you! Always keep that beautiful smile on your face, because we will never leave you. – Malin Read this article: My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway….

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My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway….

My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway . It’s finally my turn to write one of these. Never in my life did I imagine this would happen. I still can’t believe I met JUSTIN BIEBER! My inspiration, my idol, my everything. He got me through so much, and he’s always so amazing to the fans! The concert week was a tough week for me, so to be able to meet the one who kept me going was incredible! It started last summer when they announced the Believe Tour in Norway. My best friend and I literally knew how the ticket system worked in-and-out. We were going for the best tickets, diamond circle, and we got them at one of the pre-sales. Our goal was to go for the M&G package on the day the tickets came out, my birthday. I did catch one ticket for me, but right when I was about to pay, the site crashed, and I lost my M&G. I was grumpy the whole day on my birthday, but I was happy I had the best tickets! After the fall break they announced an extra concert in Norway and I was determined to get a M&G this time! I ditched my spanish lesson and sat home trying to get the tickets. I got a hold of a M&G and payed as fast we could. It was sealed, I was going to MEET him! After 3 or 4 years of hoping, believing and never said never! The concert week started with a real bad fight I had with my dad, something that really saddened me. I had my midterm exams the days before the show and it was a really stressful week! When the day came, all that was in my head was that THIS was actually happening! After waiting for 3 hours or so, the M&G people moved us to a new place where we stood in line. I tried to mentally prepare for the meeting as good as I could, but it was impossible. When it was my turn in the line, all I could do was yell, “Heeeey!!” with a huge grin on my face. Justin looked me in the eyes with his beautiful brown eyes and smiled a little bit, and then I was placed beside him for the picture. I just needed his closure there and then, so I leaned into his chest when the picture was taken and kind of side-hugged him while he was stroking my back gently. I think I had too many thoughts in my head or I blacked out, I don’t even remember, but I think I thanked him before I had to go. As I walked out I just needed to see him one last time; to save the memory in my head. I looked back at him and at that moment he looked at me too, and THAT was the best memory I could ever ask for! Even though he didn’t say anything to me, he smiled at me and he was SO perfect. I couldn’t even understand he was real. I forgot to thank him for everything and say ‘I love you,’ but in the middle of it all I couldn’t think straight. If you read this Justin, I want you to know I love you SO much, you have no idea! I wanna thank you for everything you’ve done for me! You’ve made me a better person and helped me so much to become the person I am today! I stood in the front row through the whole concert and he was so close! I was amazed through the entire night, and everything was perfect! I couldn’t ask for a better day, 18th of April was the best day of my life so far! I will meet him once more in my life. Thank you Justin for making this possible and for being you! Always keep that beautiful smile on your face, because we will never leave you. – Malin Read this article: My name is Malin, I’m almost 16 years old and from Norway….

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California Man Shoots Stripper, Then Kills Himself Inside Strip Club [VIDEO]

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Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Kait Young is a model I’ve never heard of, but I’m really into this shoot, partially because it reminds me of hot girls getting all dressed up in pantyhoes, looking all ready to get down with some fetish play, you know, long legs, hot ass, erotica, but I’m really sold on the standing over a mirror picture, because I know that every girl, at least once in her life has masturbated in this position, to scope out their goods, and being reminded of that, excites me, but probably not as much as girls get excited when staring at their pussies in a mirror. You bunch of dirt bags.

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Katie Cassidy for Some Canadian Magazine of the Day

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who at 26, looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood. I like that she’s getting naked despite not needing to get naked, because I’m sure she’s got a decent inheritance, and she’s even done a whole lot of work on her own, but I guess every girl needs to feel pretty sometimes, it’s the basis of daddy issues -cuz daddy was too busy failing to giver her attention – so we can give her male attention she craves….with a body like that, why the fuck not. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashely Tisdale Does Maxim of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has finally done Maxim and not with her face in a paper bag as you’d expect. She’s fucking rockin’ out in a bikini, almost topless, saying Fuck you Springbreakers, my shitty movie that’s coming out is better than your shitty movie coming out, and I don’t look fat in a bikini, and despite my face being a little mangled, I don’t look like a chipmunk, and despite Maxim sucking and practically dying, landing all the d-listers, I’m still gonna bring it…..and as much as I make fun of her face, I think she’s lookin pretty ok….keep up the good half naked, second rate, work.. TO SEE THE PICS CUZ MAXIM ARE MY ENEMY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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