Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really…. That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant… But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina… I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible… The post Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On #LHHNY Reunion part 1 , Cardi B. and Hennessy showed all the way out. Also, the Creep Squad founder is debated and contested until Cisco challenges to scrap with “no socks havin’” Rich Dollaz. Kimbella is called a “whore” and she comes to blows with Mendeecees’ baby mommas. At one point, Yandy’s goons rush the stage and Yandy even takes off on Samantha, too! That’s only the tip of the iceberg because like we said earlier, someone from the crowd and Hennessy and Cardi B bumrushed the stage. The scrapping footage is kinda grainy and hard to make out, but it was an all out brawl. Turn the pages to enjoy…
Toni Braxton was down in the Nola to celebrate the All-Star game and Birdman’s 55th birthday (jk). Toni belts out a soulful rendition of Happy Birthday before getting smoke blown in her face while lunging toward a hug. Turn the pages for more pictures and video of Toni and Birdman…
Maitland Ward put out some cheap Valentine’s Day lingerie pictures because she is a cheap woman who uses cheap tactics to stay relevant enough to feel good about herself…you know having fun with her celebrity that was barely a celebrity from decades ago…and not taking herself too seriously…in what I would argue is a perfectly executed promotional campaign….it’s got lingerie, it’s got the theme on point…oh Valentines, we need content for that, it’s got the has been who was on TV once….and it’s got her monster tits that people fucking love….all good things…plus it has zero production value, or quality, so it’s not polished like an instagram model…it’s raw, it’s grimey, it’s badly shot, it’s bootleg…and for that reason alone…I love it… This is instagram model whoring behavior…with pre-instagram whoring knowledge or execution…and it is wonderful… The post Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up…. That’s about all I got on this one…. SHE WAS ALSO AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS BECAUSE SHE IS SO COMMITTED TO ELLE…. TO SEE HER AT THE ELLE STYLE AWARDS – CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip… I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on…. So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby…. So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods…. The post Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I once tried writing an article for another site….it was 10 reasons to fuck menopausal women…no one fell for my clickbait…but I figure it’s valentine’s day and this old lady who will never be a grandmother, thanks to never being a mother, is out with her tits out, her face botoxed, ready to take on the fucking world…or not really…but rich enough to never ever actually die alone..she can hire staff for that… I figure…why not post that article with some pictures of this old lady on her old lady birthday not doing old lady things thanks to being rich as fuck and hollywood…even delusional about being an old lady…as Hollywood does to people… But you can’t trick your period…sure you can try with the face…but that period will always know just how old you are… Women with menopause are women too, maybe not hormonally…but they have vaginas and vaginas are meant to put dicks in. Here’s a round up of 10 reasons to bang women with / in Menopause. 1- If you’re lucky, they’ll have dementia and won’t call the police, because they will forget the whole thing 2- The obvious, you can’t get them pregnant, but more interestingly you feel less guilty when you kill them because they are closer to death….and even if you don’t kill your sex partners because they are old monsters you can’t believe you had sex with…the fact they are closer to death would make you assume they are less bullshit, know what they want and are upfront about it…assuming they are still considered women…I don’t think that’s entirely possible as all women whine, complain and make nothing easy. 3- They are either married, have kids, are divorced and want nothing to do with you after you make them cum, they are busy, have responsability, or are tired with priorities and even if you don’t make them cum, they’ll take it because they aren’t getting anything else. Zero pressure. 4- Their Dry Vaginas allow for friction which counterbalances that fact that their elasticity in their skin is no longer tight…and you can still feel while penetrating. 5- Menopause makes a woman moody, intolerable, annoying, aggressive, which can either make sex great…because crazy women are always the best in bed….not to mention they’ve given up on looking hot and if you’ve been to a resort and seen them frolicking around in a bikini you’ll know they’ve given up, accepted themselves for the mess than they are, and that makes them easier to get them gaping than a younger more insecure woman with perky tits…unless they are rich and into plastic surgery – in which they look like Asian cats with bolt on tits…and that’s fun too…. 6- As women slowly turn into men due to their lower estrogen and higher testosterone – their sex drive goes through the roof and if you’re lucky their moustaches not only tickle your balls but allow you to have your gay sex or trans fantasies without biting the bullet….and going down that road… 7- You can use the night sweats as lube….I’m reaching here….the oldest girls I like to bang are under 27….assuming you spend the night and you’re not just there the hour the kids are at the high school dance. 8- Their vagina smell like mothballs…and if you’ve ever taken the public transportation in the fall with a bunch of asians in the fall….you know how hot that is. 9- You can assume they are experienced, but experienced women is how I got AIDS, so I’m sticking to eager to try to new things because the last marriage suffocated them, robbed them of life and creativity and happiness, and now they are ready to do anything, slut out on your face with their cat tongue sand paper-like clit…not to mention…at their age…too much experience means practice in boring relationship sex.. 10- Grandmas always know how to bake the best cookies. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Menopausal Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone knows that when a girl is on the floor looking up at the camera – she’s trying to be a seductive little minx, giving the illusion that she’s about to suck your dick, or about to be victimized by your cock, like you’re living in some POV porno shoot, that she is very well versed in because she’s under the age of 30 and has grown up on porn, coupled with being a rich kid, and all rich kids are fucking weird both in personality and sexually, filling the void through their vagina, whether from famous Canadian rappers or whoever the fuck else is around, and she knows what she’s doing…it’s pretty fucking clear…she’s learned from the best…in porn. I like that she’s added a little DEWY face to her face – to really bring the – I just came on her face fantasy home… Play this off as innocent, I see it as tactical and manipulative…because some people manipulate to get the most out of life, to get what they feel they deserve, while other undeserving, but luckily placed manipulate to get likes…and male attention… In the event you haven’t been paying attention – this dress is the dress she wore a few days ago…and it’s see through…she’s got this classy hooker thing down…and she should…her mom was one… She’s not even hot – but whatever – let her shine… The post Bella Hadid in her Porn Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of Charlotte McKinney . Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way. Continue reading →
