All you motherfuckers are complaining about the heat. Seriously, I have people on my Facebook in California running from Fires, in New York whining about the heat, in Europe complaining…it’s like motherfuckers, we are all going to die when the earth blows up thanks to our misuse of the motherfucker, just kick back and get a tan while it happens…or look at pics of Emily DiDonato, doing the Winter issue of Vogue Australia, because Winter is starting in Australia, to cool the fuck off…they’ve even sexed the whole thing up with some Sauna pics, but the reality is that anything this girl does that is sexy, is cooled off knowing that she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal’s man-pussy… But I’ll post the pics anyway, I mean why the fuck not, you can hate a girl for the things she puts inside her, but you can’t hate the girl for getting paid to sit in a Sauna in underwear…
I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski realizes she’s a one hit wonder..like that she made all her dreams come true last year…and now there’s no where to go from here…it’s like everyone has seen her tits, everyone cared and though “Oh, She’s So Hot”…but now she’s old news, we’ve seen everything and don’t care if she can act or if she can sing or dance…we don’t care if she books Playboy or fucking Victoria’s Secret…she didn’t even win the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year award that was paid for by the people at Guess? and the Hadid household… Is this ass pic a “hey cry for attention, I’m still here”…or is she just the exhibitionist she always was…. Who cares, I just hope she gets desperate and starts calling like she used to…it will happen, because it always does…the more desperate he girl is for attention the more Facebook messages I get…and they are welcomed because I would still let her suffocate me by sitting on my face.
It is (finally) all over for Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers. Sources confirm to E! News that the Teen Mom 2 star has filed for divorce from her troubled husband, who she wed in 2012. Jenelle’s lawyer, Dustin R. T. Sullivan, confirms that “Jenelle is only seeking a divorce from Mr. Rogers at this time,” adding: “She is not seeking any support of any kind. She is looking forward to a new chapter in her life.” This couple has been through an array of difficulties. In January 2013, Evans filed four counts of assault on a female and two counts of battery of unborn child against Rogers. The latter also shared a video of himself getting high on heroin in February and, just a few weeks ago, meanwhile, Rogers was arrested for felony larceny . Evans started dating Nathan Griffith in late 2013, with whom she’s actually expecting another child. We recently asked why Jenelle and Courtland aren’t divorced – and now we no longer need to wonder. Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm. View As List 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm. 2. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin “consciously uncoupled” in March of 2014. She’s been accused of cheating and he supposedly hates L.A. 3. Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson This is actually the second break-up for Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. The third time’s usually the charm, so maybe there’s another reunion and break-up on their horizon. 4. Brandy and Ryan Press Brandy Norwood ended her engagement to Ryan Press citing the need to “find herself” before settling down. 5. Katy Perry and John Mayer Notoriously private couple Katy Perry and John Mayer announced their 2014 split at the height of speculation that the two would get engaged this year. 6. Sara Kapfer and Cuba Gooding, Jr. After 20 years of marriage, Sara Kapfer left Cuba Gooding, Jr. citing “irreconcilable differences.” 7. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald split after 2 years of marriage. The couple had been living apart for 6 months prior to the filing. 8. Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov announced their separation in March 2014. They announced their reconcilliation and agreement not to masturbate with others in April. 9. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie’s announcement that they were divorcing was the actual definition of shocking. The world is pulling hard for a reconcilliation for these two and it seems likely. 10. Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran broke up right about the time his ex-girlfriend Rihanna visited him in rehab. 11. Matt and Amy Roloff The Little Couple of Little People, Big World announced their split after 26 years of marriage. They are both living and working on their farm. 12. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton High school sweethears Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced their (totally not shocking considering his penchant for kissing women NOT his wife) split in 2014. He’s trying hard to win her back. 13. Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles What do Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift have in common? They’ve both broken up with Harry Styles. Kendall didn’t write a song about it though. 14. Rachel Snider and Terrell Owens Rachel Snider and Terrell Owens were married for exactly two weeks before deciding to divorce making them the shortest celebrity marriage of 2014 so far. 15. David and Sue Cassidy David Cassidy’s wife, Sue Cassidy, filed for divorce after 23 years. While she’s not saying, there’s a good bet his ongoing troubles with drugs and alcohol are the cause. 16. The Captain & Tennille Looks like love didn’t keep The Captain & Tennille together. After 39 years of marriage, they called it quits. 17. Russell and Ashton Wilson Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson announced he had filed for divorce from his wife of two years, Ashton, who also happened to be his high school sweetheart, in April 2014. 18. Kelly Osbourne and Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne ended her engagement to Matthew Mosshart in early 2014. Her mother, Sharon Osbourne spoke out about it publicly when Kelly herself did not because that’s what Sharon Osbourne does. 19. Selena Gomez and Kylie and Kendall Jenner So this isn’t exactly a romantic break-up, but Selena Gomez did dump Kylie and Kendall Jenner from Instagram after Coachella. 20. Joel Kinnaman and Olivia Munn Joel Kinnaman holds hands here with Olivia Munn. The couple split in April of 2014. 21. Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas parted ways in April 2014 after two years together. 22. Lisa Lampanelli and Jimmy Cannizzaro Lisa Lampanelli and Jimmy Cannizzaro are getting a divorce. They got hitched in 2010. 23. Kevin Connolly and Lydia Hearst Kevin Connolly and Lydia Hearst dated for about one years. But they split in the spring of 2014.
There’s nothing worse than scrolling through Facebook on your lunch break and coming across something better left NEVER, EVER, EVER SEEN – EVER – but because some parents just do not understand social media, there it is in your news feed, floating on the Internet like the floater in the toilet. Because that’s what it is. A poop picture courtesy of a parent who doesn’t seem to realize that poop? Not the cutest thing their little cutems is ever going to do. Not by a long shot. We promise. 15 Parents Who Need to Get the EFF Off Facebook Open Slideshow 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. View As List 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. 2. Don’t Be This Dad Don’t be this dad. Ever. At all. Not even if you ARE a dude. 3. Damn Enter Key! This parent seems to have forgotten that the enter key starts a new comment and decided to share the play by play of the day in a 6-comment thread. 4. Doctorate Shmoctorate! Who CARES if you got a doctorate at 21 from Stanford? YOU’RE NOT A PARENT! YOU DON’T COUNT. 5. Daylight Savings Complainers Complaining about Daylight Savings Time and all your lost sleep might make you feel better. Or it’ll make you friendless. 6. Game of Poop What do you get when you combine a love of oversharing with a love of Game of Thrones? This parent. That’s what. 7. Humblebraggers Oh, the humblebragger. She wants everyone to know that her son is smarter than your son but (not so) cleverly disguises her sharing. 8. Lazy Days Oh, those lazy days of parenting! They’re totes not lazy! See? This parent can prove it! 9. Tub Poop Every parent has probably been here. Not every parent has felt compelled to share it on Facebook. At least there isn’t a picture. 10. Sleep Is For the Weak Sleep is a thing you don’t get to do anymore when you’re a parent. Complaining about it on Facebook makes you less sleep. IT’S A FACT. 11. Stroller Derby Hmmm, do I want the $300 stroller that normally goes for $500 or the $239? OOH! I WANT A MINI VAN! 12. So Much NOPE In the line of offensive baby attire, this might be the worst we’ve ever seen. Even worse than onesies declaring baby boys to be “boob men.” 13. That’ll Teach Her This mom decided to SHAVE HER DAUGHTER’S HEAD when the little girl got some safety scissors after her goldie locks. OMG! 14. They Just Can’t Win Even when this mom does it right by NOT being a narcissistic oversharer, she’s doing it wrong. Wait, what? 15. October Fools! Clearly the person who posted this can’t read the directions that came with her pee sticks. And the pictures on the test aren’t good enough. Or there’s the parent who constantly complains about everything from Daylight Savings Time and the lack of sleep to the fact that stores don’t open at 9:00 because that’s when she’s in the parking lot and doesn’t Target know that? I mean, doesn’t the world revolve around her kid’s nap schedule?? FOR THE LOVE. No. No it does not. So just stop it with that already! And stop it with your Mommyjacking, too! (Mommyjacking: a term used to describe the event which occurs when someone posts something great they’ve accomplished and a mommy comes along to say “nothing’s better than being a mommy!” or “just you wait until you’re a mommy!”) Anyway, scroll through the cringe-worthy gallery above for examples of 15 people who need to get the EFF OFF of Facebook IMMEDIATELY. And just for fun, after the jump, let’s also pay homage to those parents who take to social media to shame their children for myriad offenses. Because nothing says “this is for your own good” like humiliating kids on Facebook with an embarrassing picture that gets to live forever and ever thanks to technology … 13 Parents Who Humiliated Their Kids on Facebook Open Slideshow 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. View As List 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. 2. DTF? DTF? What does that mean? Mom and dad don’t watch Jersey Shore apparently … and we’re sorta jealous of them. 3. The Thug Life Chose Me You don’t choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you. You do, however, choose to befriend your parents on Facebook. 4. Justin Bieber Poster Child Abuse Covering your kid’s room in Justin Bieber posters is one thing. Doing it just so you can brag about it on Facebook is quite another. 5. Selfie Time! When your dad spoofs your selfies on Facebook, that may be a new (hilarious) low. 6. Socks Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it … except your pride. That can be lost for good. 7. How Did We Meet? The one word to describe how a mother and child first met … literally. 8. The Day We Met Another fond memory of how this Facebook user met some of the people in his life. 9. Good Save, Dad Dad really dug himself into a hole with this one, but recovered with a nice (albeit totally insincere) save. 10. Twerkin’ Out at the Gym! Not uncomfortable at all when your pop posts this to his timeline. 11. Photo Album Fun This is a common sight on Facebook. The easiest and most frequent way to humiliate your kids. 12. 50 Shades of Awkward Mom reads 50 Shades of Grey. And will tell you all about it in front of everyone you know. 13. Does Your Wife Have to Look at That? Questions you don’t need to be putting on Facebook in general … especially if you are “friends” with your folks on there.
Sterling’s still got at least one negro in his corner… Despite the recent uproar about Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s anti-Black remarks made on-tape to his half-Black girlfriend , one African American TV star not only supports Sterling, but is 100% behind everything he said! The self-hatred is SO real. Come and get your uncle… We all know how The Boondocks ‘ Uncle Ruckus (no relation) really feels about Black folks, so no surprise here! That cartoon was created by Kevin Eason, a freelance editorial cartoonist and illustrator from New Jersey. His brand of satire covers news events in politics, entertainment, sports and much more. Kevin’s work features include: Gannett, TVOne, Uptown, The Urban Daily, NAACP, Cengage Publishing, BOSSIP, WBLS_107.5FM, and various newspapers and magazines throughout the country. You can follow him on Facebook .
Foolishness. Chicago Teen Murdered After Facebook Argument With Another Girl Over Boyfriend Via ChicagoTribune A 14-year-old girl shot and killed another 14-year-old girl because of an argument over a boy, Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said today as murder charges were filed. The gun used to kill Endia Martin had been stolen from a car on April 13, McCarthy said, adding that two other people, including a 24-year-old uncle of the suspect, face charges as police investigate how the girl got the gun. “What would have been, under any other circumstance, probably a fistfight between 14-year-old girls, because they were fighting over a boy, turned into a murder,” McCarthy told reporters. “You introduce a firearm and you have a murder.” In addition to Endia, those responsible for that firearm being on the premises are being held responsible as well. He said that one of the suspects facing charges may have brought the gun to the scene “because there was going to be a fight,” and the other suspect then may have tried to get rid of it. The 14-year-old girl who is charged in the case was arrested about 4:50 p.m. Monday, about 20 minutes after the shooting, police said in a news release Monday. She pulled the gun from her waistband and fled the scene before the arrest. Endia’s stepfather, Kent Kennedy, said Endia and the suspect had been feuding on Facebook. “They had words and she gunned our daughter down. For what? What reason would another girl gun down another child? “It’s senseless,” he added. “Kids are dying so young nowadays. It’s senseless. Parents shouldn’t have to bury no child.” Kennedy said the family recently moved Endia from one school to another closer to home to keep her safe. Endia was killed about half a mile from her South Side home. “No place in Chicago is safe for teenagers nowadays,” he said. “No place is safe.” Thoughts and prayers go out to both families. There is no doubt in our mind that regardless of how much these girls loved his boy, his dusty azz wasn’t worth either of their lives. Image via Facebook
DJ Rashad, a famous DJ in Chicago known for creating a style of dance music known as “Footwork,” was found dead yesterday of a suspended drug overdose. He was 35 years old. Detroit’s DJ Godfather Tweeted the news this afternoon, with police then confirming DJ Rashad’s passing and saying his body was found in his Chicago apartment, with narcotics and drug paraphernalia nearby. An autopsy is scheduled for later today. “We’re absolutely devastated by the news that DJ Rashad has passed away,” wrote the music label Hyperdub on its Facebook page, adding: “It’s heartbreaking to see such a talented and great guy stopped in his tracks like that. So many people do what they do because of him. Our Condolences go out to his friends and family, keep your heads up Teklife Crew x We will really miss you.” DJ Rashad (real name: Rashad Harden) was scheduled to perform alongside DJ Godfather and DJ Spinn at the Inhale Art Expo in Detroit last night. He recently completed a tour with Chance the Rapper and his “We On 1” is slated for release tomorrow. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed. 12. Ralph Waite Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86. 13. John Henson Picture Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014. 14. Jamie Coots Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation. 15. Michele Savoia Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55. 16. Bob Casale Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the ’80s band Devo, best known for the hit song “Whip It.” R.I.P. 17. Harold Ramis Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We’ll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters. 18. Jim Lange Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81. 19. Tim Wilson Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P. 20. Speaker Knockerz Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19. 21. Sheila MacRae Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92. 22. Cynthia Lynn Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan’s Heroes star was 76. 23. Bob Thomas Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P. 24. Wesley Warren Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury. 25. David Brenner David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78. 26. L’Wren Scott L’Wren Scott, a fashion designer and the girlfriend of Mick Jagger, is dead. She was 49. 27. Scott Asheton Scott Asheton of The Stooges has died. The drummer was 64. 28. James Rebhorn James Rebhorn enjoyed a long, impressive acting career. He died at the age of 65. 29. Kate O’Mara Kate O’Mara of Dynasty fame has died at the age of 74. R.I.P. 30. Frankie Knuckles Frankie Knuckles, acclaimed DJ and house music mastermind, died March 31 at age 59. 31. Mickey Rooney Mickey Rooney passed away at the age of 93. He lost a battle with an undisclosed illness. 32. Peaches Geldof Peaches Geldof was only 25. 33. The Ultimate Warrior Days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, The Ultimate Warrior died at the age of 54. 34. Gabriel Garcia Marquez Beloved author Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez passed away in April 2014 at the age of 87. 35. Hurricane Carter Rubin “Hurricane” Carter fought against injustice for most of his adult life. The boxer died of prostate cancer at 76.
They are the four words we never thought we’d write: George Clooney is engaged. The long-time bachelor popped the question this week to Amal Alamuddin , a British lawyer he’s been seeing since the fall. Aside from expressing consternation of Clooney actually choosing to marry again, most celebrity gossip followers are now asking one simple question: Who Amal Alamuddin?!? Here are seven facts about the future Mrs. George Clooney: Alamuddin is an attorney (known as a “barrister” in Great Britain) who specializes in international law, human rights, extradition and criminal law. Last year, she nabbed the top spot on London’s Hottest Barrister list. She is trilingual. Alamuddin speaks English, French and Arabic. (She may wanna add Italian to that list, considering the many trips she’ll be making to Clooney’s mansion in Lake Como.) She also has been appointed to many U.N. commissions and is an advisor to former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan on Syria. She represented WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange in his extradition proceedings with Sweden. She is a graduate of New York University School of Law. She was born in Lebanon. So… there you have it. Of course, all of these tidbits are now trumped by the most fascinating one of all: Amal Alamuddin is engaged to George Clooney!!! Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come! View As List
They are the four words we never thought we’d write: George Clooney is engaged. The long-time bachelor popped the question this week to Amal Alamuddin , a British lawyer he’s been seeing since the fall. Aside from expressing consternation of Clooney actually choosing to marry again, most celebrity gossip followers are now asking one simple question: Who Amal Alamuddin?!? Here are seven facts about the future Mrs. George Clooney: Alamuddin is an attorney (known as a “barrister” in Great Britain) who specializes in international law, human rights, extradition and criminal law. Last year, she nabbed the top spot on London’s Hottest Barrister list. She is trilingual. Alamuddin speaks English, French and Arabic. (She may wanna add Italian to that list, considering the many trips she’ll be making to Clooney’s mansion in Lake Como.) She also has been appointed to many U.N. commissions and is an advisor to former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan on Syria. She represented WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange in his extradition proceedings with Sweden. She is a graduate of New York University School of Law. She was born in Lebanon. So… there you have it. Of course, all of these tidbits are now trumped by the most fascinating one of all: Amal Alamuddin is engaged to George Clooney!!! Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come! View As List
Bill O’Reilly has gone after Beyonce once again. A couple days after the singer graced the cover of the Time 100 – with Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg praising the artist for her “hard work, honesty and authenticity” – O’Relly dedicated a portion of his Fox News program Friday to trashing Queen Bey. The host – who previously slammed Beyonce as a terrible role model, referencing her raunchy “Partition” music video and asking what kind of example sex in the back of a limousine set for young fans – took the same approach in a chat with Eboni Williams. Bill O’Reilly Slams Beyonce O’Reilly said he doesn’t care about how adults view Beyonce. But when it comes to children? Beyonce “knows… that young girls getting pregnant in the African-American community now is about 70 percent out of wedlock,” O’Reilly said. “She knows and doesn’t seem to care. That’s my problem with her.” The pundit went on to counter the notion that Beyonce was empowering young girls, calling it a “load of nonsense” and adding: “Children unsupervised are doing things that are harmful to them. Beyonce is part of that problem. Do you agree? Is Beyonce being praised for the wrong reasons? Should the public be more critical of this artist? Click her Time 100 cover and three others from this issue and sound off now: Time Magazine Covers: Most Influential People Open Slideshow 1. Beyonce Time Cover Beyonce is one of the world’s most influential people in the world. According to Time Magazine, at least. View As List 1. Beyonce Time Cover Beyonce is one of the world’s most influential people in the world. According to Time Magazine, at least. 2. Jason Collins Time Cover Jason Collins covers this issue of Time. He’s considered one of the world’s most influential people. 3. Robert Redford Time Cover Robert Redford remains very influential. He covers this issue of Time magazine. 4. Mary Barra Time Cover General Motors CEO Mary Barra covers this issue of Time. She is very, very influential.
