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Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her…. Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm , which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right? Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

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How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

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Beyond #OscarsSoWhite, Seeing The “Bigger Picture”

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A little over a week ago, the Oscar nominations created quite the buzz. Many people were up in arms regarding the fact that there wasn’t…

Beyond #OscarsSoWhite, Seeing The “Bigger Picture”

Fergie’s MILF Cleavage For Allure

I know we haven’t had Fergie on the site in a while, but she’s on the cover of Allure for their latest issue, and looking a hell of a lot better than I remembered her. I don’t know if it’s the fact she’s a MILF these days or just good Photoshop, but either way, let’s hope she’s able to keep this up. For both our sakes. But especially mine. Continue reading

6 Makeup Trends We Hope You Are Ditching In 2015

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2014 birthed a lot of amazing things! Like the fact that every beauty girl in every city fell in love with MAC’s Ruby Woo or any…

6 Makeup Trends We Hope You Are Ditching In 2015

Metta World Peace Is Freaking Out That Nicki Minaj Mentioned Him In ‘Trini Dem Girls’

Metta World Peace celebrates the fact that he was mentioned on a Nicki Minaj song by changing his name again.

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June Shannon to Uncle Poodle: It’s Your Fault Everyone Hates Me!

June Shannon’s popularity isn’t exactly through the roof right now, and you might think it has something to do with the fact that she dated a man convicted of molesting her daughter . But according to Mama June, you would be wrong.  Yes, as we learned from a series of leaked text messages today, June is still refusing to accept responsibility for her unimaginably irresponsible actions.  Instead, she’s passing the blame along to her boyfriend’s brother, Lee “Uncle Poodle” Thompson: June Shannon Threesome Texts 1. June Shannon: Leave Me Alone!!! June thinks Uncle Poodle is responsible for all of her problems. Here, she blames him for the failure of her annual toy drive. Poodle has been spreading the word that Shannon had a threesome with both of his brothers, and unfortunately, June confirms in her texts that the trailer-rockin’ did indeed take place. If you didn’t just throw up in your mouth a little, you may want to consult a doctor.  Even more shocking is the fact that June blames Poodle for the failure of her annual toy and food drive: “IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT WE AREN’T GETTING ENOUGH CANS,” Shannon texted Poodle during her failed charity.  June goes on to say that she’s upset that Sugar Bear spilled the beans about her three-way, but she’s okay with it because, as she says, “THAT IS MY PAST.” Shannon then promises to “CONFRONT EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING” which might mean we can look forward to more pathetic interviews in which June lies about everything . Her toy drive may have failed, but that doesn’t mean June can’t give back in the form of televised awkwardness! 7 June Shannon Interview Bombshells 1. June Claims Photo of Her and Mark McDaniel is Fake June claimed the photo of her lying in bed with Mark McDaniel was Photoshopped by TMZ. She was unable to produce the original image that TMZ had allegedly edited.

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June Shannon to Uncle Poodle: It’s Your Fault Everyone Hates Me!

Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting a Selena Gomez instagram round-up, like I fucking care about Selena Gomez, her LUPUS or the fact that she had Justin Bieber inside her when he was underage, like some kind of sex offender… I mean, I am totally, one hundred percent confident in the fact that I don’t give a fuck about her or her probably breast implants…yet here I am….uploading pics of her like she matters to me…or really to anyone… I just hope at least one of you is capable of jerking off to these pics…but I mean if you are…you’re probably already her fan…and you probably already have seen these since you follow her on instagram…unless you only like your instagram pics set to useless banter by a drunken asshole who didn’t get a blowjob last night even though he should have…becuase that’s what is supposed to happen when you’re in cocaine fueled 3 am dance parties in random crackhouses with a girl with great tits.. All this to say….here’s her instagram bullshit…that should be a sex tape…but proven everyday of my life…you can’t always get what you want.

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Selena Gomez Does Instagram of the Day

Roast Namajunas bikini photos

Meet Roast Namajunas in bikini, she is the fiancée and training partner of Glory and former UFC heavyweight Pat Barry. Roast Namajunas #x0028;born June 29, 1992#x0029; is an American professional mixed martial artist of Lithuanian descent. She is currently signed by the Ultimate Fighting Championship in the strawweight division. Namajunas utilizes forward movement while pressuring opponents with jabs and high kicks.During her fight at Invicta FC 6, she directed a series of axe kicks, front

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Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever… I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day