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Cameron Diaz is Old and Hot Even When She’s Not of the Day

I got this weird thing where I find Cameron Diaz hot even though I know she’s nothing but an old and botoxed to shit…Maybe it’s her tall thin body, or the fact that she looks like she’s open minded to getting fucked up the ass, or the fact that her long legs look like they’d made a good scarf that would leave me tasting remnants of Justin Timberlake and the wide variety of cock that years of being hot celebrity pussy has left stained inside her….so even boring pics of her excite me, especially when she seems like she’s distraught. Pics via Fame

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Is Madonna’s W.E. Just Julie & Julia Crossed With Marie Antoinette?

Perhaps! When reports surfaced that Madonna was planning to direct W.E. , from a twisty script co-written by the pop icon herself and Truth or Dare director Alek Keshishian, the first thing that sprang to mind — besides “whuck?” — was the structural similarities to Julie & Julia (though probably with more sex and less butter). After all, the film jumps between parallel narratives: one involving Edward the VIII (Ewan McGregor) and his abdication of the throne to marry American socialite Wallis Simpson (Vera Farmiga), and the other centering on a modern-day woman (Abbie Cornish) who is obsessed with all things Simpson. (Romance geeks or Neil LaBute superfans will also note quite a bit of similarities with the 2002 film, Possession .) But now comes word that Madge is also cribbing a device from Sofia Coppola…

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The Five Least Surprising Celebrity Coming-Outs

When Ricky Martin announced yesterday he was gay, the info wasn’t the surprising news, but the fact that he went public with it was.  The Latin superstar’s sexuality…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Body is Better than her Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger has a horrible face. Bitch looks like some kind of monster coming to suicide bomb my babies. Maybe it’s the fake tan. Or the fact that I think she shouldn’t be allowed out of her house without a burka covering her up..but her body is solid and even when she does some seriously faggot shit promoting Dancing With the Stars, I got no choice but to look and almost enjoy that shit and that depresses me more than you know…it means my life has come to this and apparently so has yours… Pics via Bauer

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Justin Bieber Is A ‘Prodigy,’ Usher Says

‘His voice was incredible,’ says teen star’s mentor, recalling why he signed him. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Sway Calloway Justin Bieber Photo: Getty Images At one time, both Justin Timberlake and Usher wanted to sign YouTube sensation and future superstar Justin Bieber . Bieber claims that Usher initially dismissed him in a quick encounter, but Usher eventually gave the kid’s music another listen. He then beat out Timberlake to sign him as his artist, and the rest, as they say, is history. Usher admits that Bieber has the skills to pay the bills, which is why he wanted him so badly. “You know this guy?” he joked. “Well, one was his voice. I felt like his voice was incredible. I feel he was very charismatic, and that’s what it takes to be able to handle what this is. It’s the ability to turn it on and understand, but it was a very real ability. It was actually just him.” Bieber, who just released his sophomore album, My World 2.0, has very quickly established himself as one of the biggest acts out there, but his mentor says that this is just the beginning. He’s got longevity. “If you ever met him, you’d understand exactly what I’m saying,” Usher said. “The other side of it is just the fact that I felt like his story is yet to be told. I think we can go get him hit records or we can teach him how to dance or put him in front of some incredible lighting or put him in the right room and allow him to be himself. But also just his musical talent — the fact that he taught himself to play guitar, the fact that he taught himself to play piano to the point where he can write and create his own songs. [I said to him,] ‘You’re a prodigy.’ ” Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Usher Related Artists Usher Justin Bieber Justin Timberlake

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Real World’s Puck — The Most Painful Smile

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Drunks He’s in a real world of hurt — and could possibly be in a real world of legal trouble — but Puck from “The Real World” is still tryin’ to smile … despite the fact that he’s hooked up to a bunch of hospital tubes. Puck is still expected to spend … Permalink

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13 Reasons Why You Should Give Justin Bieber A Chance

Don't fight the fever. Even you can like Bieber. View

14% of Americans Believe "Obama May Be the AntiChrist"

According to a new study by Harris Interactive, 14% of Americans and 26% of Republicans believe Obama “may be the Antichrist.” Color me crazy, but I can't even get over the fact that 14% of Americans believe in the Antichrist! Can we all go to Canada now, please? View

Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy…. I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock. Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes… Pics via Bauer and Pics via Fame

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Knopf Editor Makes Excellent Case for Needing Editors in Poorly Written Post About Needing Editors [Fuckups]

If you wrote a piece for the Huffington Post entitled Do You Really Need an Editor at a Publishing House? , you’d make a strong case, right? The answer, as evidenced by Knopf editor Carole Baron , is a resounding absolutely . Besides the fact that no good editor in their right mind would tell someone trying to make a coherent argument for their job to write a post so explicitly arguing for their job , they wouldn’t let them title it Do You Really Need an Editor at a Publishing House? nor would they let them publish it on the Huffington Post . Where content mostly goes to die. Unless someone else picks it up for being extraordinary in some way, which Baron’s post most certainly is . Clunky Prose: It starts in the lede. Do you really need an editor at a publishing house? I am really annoyed. All this talk about digital. Not to nitpick, but why not? Besides the fact that the text itself is pretty misshapen on the site —a good web editor would’ve taken care of that—the first sentence is also the title of the post (redundancy), the second sentence is a wooden declarative that could simply be spiced up by making a contraction out of “I” and “am,” and the third sentence is a jagged fragment that doesn’t explain what the “talk” is nor what kind of “digital” she’s referring to. Yet most of you are cognizant individuals, and you know she’s referring to digital media, and that the “talk” of which is some idle chatter we’re probably going to learn about. Assuming readers can make it past the first three sentences. Clunky Pronouns : The writer said: “Why not? There is no editing anymore.” Not only is that not true, but it certainly didn’t understand the complex role of the editor in a publishing house. First of all, what kind of braindead company is Baron keeping? Jesus. Also, I know editors often think of writers less as people and more like book-writing-creatures who cost money, but referring to one as “it” seems mildly unnecessary. That is, of course, unless Baron was talking about the writer’s statement, which can only “understand” something in the figurative or poetic sense. Which she already lost credit for in the first sentence, regardless of which, that intention just patently isn’t the case. Finally, who refers to their own job as complex ? Lady, you’re not a machinist. Misspellings and Title Form : Jonathon Gallassi’s: “There Is More to Publishing Than Meets the Screen” in the New York Times, January 2, 2010, expressed it logically and eloquently. “Jonathon Gallassi” has a name, and it isn’t spelled like that. It’s Jonathan Galassi . He’s not exactly a name you want to spell wrong, as he’s the the President and Publisher of Farrar, Straus and Giroux. Also, New York Times should be italicized, and from a later sentence in the piece, “short changed ” is one word. WTF? : “And I am happy to say that as many as there are who complain, there are just as many who acknowledge the good work that editors can and do for a writer.” As many what, exactly? People? Penguins? If they’re penguins, they don’t acknowledge what an editor “can and do for a writer” so much as they acknowledge what an editor can do for a writer. Credit where credit’s due: we cribbed this item from a tipster…who wrote “makes the care for” instead of “makes the case for” in their original tip. And please , like we don’t have our fair share of typos on this site even with an editor. There’s probably one in this post! The difference between Baron and I, though, is that I’m not trying to make a case for an editor. My life is a case for editors. Ryan Tate put it best earlier this evening via email: Who will edit the editors? And who will edit the people who call for editing of the editors? Everything must eventually be published via wiki, is my point. A wiki that no one is qualified to edit. Then again, she could just be playing with our heads, as this might be part of an elaborate “meta” campaign for her job, in which case: golden. But that probably isn’t the case. She’s probably just an editor who needs a good editor. Or a good writer.

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