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Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

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Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

Amy Winehouse is a festish of mine.

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Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

Sophisticated Vandals

Local scholars engage in some classic vandalism with a very pithy, clear message. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Eight-Mile-Wide Vagina [NSFW]

This lady's vagina is really big, from side to side. ROAD TRIP, YOU GUYS! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Body Damage [NSFW]

Could anyone please direct me to a fem-bot repair shop so that we get this fixed?

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Body Damage [NSFW]

Pay No Attention to Governor Schwarzenegger’s Huge Knife

The Governator just wants to thank his Twitter followers for sharing their great ideas with him.

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Pay No Attention to Governor Schwarzenegger’s Huge Knife

Scientologist’s Legal Advice Burns Sarah Palin

An ethics investigator’s report leaked to the press says that Sarah Palin has been “securing unwarranted benefits and receiving improper gifts” through the legal defense fund set up for her by John Coale , the Scientologist husband of Greta Van Susteren . Reports the Anchorage Daily News : An investigator for the state Personnel Board says in his July 14 report that there is probable cause to believe Palin used or attempted to use her official position for personal gain because she authorized the creation of the trust as the “official” legal defense fund.

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Alaskan Ethics Investigator: Palin Used Her Office for Personal Financial Gain

An ethics investigator’s report leaked to the press says that Sarah Palin has been “securing unwarranted benefits and receiving improper gifts” through the legal defense fund set up for her by John Coale , the Scientologist husband of Greta Van Susteren . Reports the Anchorage Daily News : An investigator for the state Personnel Board says in his July 14 report that there is probable cause to believe Palin used or attempted to use her official position for personal gain because she authorized the creation of the trust as the “official” legal defense fund.

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Alaskan Ethics Investigator: Palin Used Her Office for Personal Financial Gain

India cowers ahead of total solar eclipse

– Wednesday’s total solar eclipse is eliciting fear and speculation across the Indian subcontinent, AFP reports. A New Delhi gynecologist says caesarian sections scheduled for the day of the eclipse have been canceled

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Thousands try escape China’s heatwave

There was barely enough room to tread water as thousands of swimmers crowded into a pool in an attempt to escape China’s scorching heatwave.

But the fact there was no elbow room was not going to stop the fun in the world’s most populous nation.

Families desperate to escape the heat grabbed their rubber rings to jostle for space at a local pool in Nanjing, the capital of the Jiangsu Province.

Swimmers still manage to smile despite being crammed into a swimming pool in Nanjing, China, as a heatwave sweeps across the country

Rubber ring to rubber ring: Swimmers still manage to smile despite being crammed into a swimming pool in Nanjing, China, as a heatwave sweeps across the country

A heatwave has blasted many parts of China with temperatures reaching a sweltering 40 degrees.

Stretches of sand were covered in a kaleidoscope of colour as beach-goers struggled to find a spot free for their towel.

With a population of over a billion, China’s inhabitants will be hard pressed to find relief.

Dalian

: Beach-goers struggled to find a free spot in Dalian

And with crammed pools and thousands flocking to the sea, residents had to resort to jumping into the polluted Yangtze river to cool off.

As the Shanghai Central Meteorological Observatory issued a red alert on high temperature, some took to more invetive measures to protect themselves from the sultry air.

Children took advantage of the weather to run amock in the fountains of People’s Square.

People's Square

Running amok: Children play in the fountains at People’s Square, Shanghai

Others ignored health and safety hazards to dive off steel platforms on wooden columns into the Yangtze River.

But it wasn’t just children feeling the heat – as one monkey found that the best way to battle humidity was with a refreshing ice lolly.

Residents of Hubei province even crowded into an indoor pool as desperate swimmers must have felt  little relief from the hot spell.

Wuhan

Relief: Swimmers attempt to escape the heat at an indoor pool in Wuhan

The country is now bracing for extreme weather, with strong gales and soaring temperatures in recent weeks serving as harbingers of disasters to come.

Rainstorms have already wreaked havoc on southern parts of China leaving dozens people dead or missing and forcing many more to evacuate their homes.

Rainstorms have already wreaked havoc on southern parts of China leaving dozens people dead or missing and forcing many more to evacuate their homes.

Yangtze River

Cooling off: Temperatures reached as high as 40 degrees forcing many Chinese to seek relief in swimming pools and even the polluted Yangtze river

A monkey

Sweet treat: A monkey feels the heat and cools off with an ice lolly

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