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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Looks Like A Porn Star

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on  Chloe Lattanzi before, probably because her biggest claim to fame is being  Olivia Newton-John ‘s daughter, but holy crap. According to my sources, she’s a singer, but between the fake funbags and the outfit, she looks more like a porn star. So the good news is, if that music career of hers doesn’t pan out, Chloe’s always got a great fallback. Can I preorder a DVD now? » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Lea Michele Getting Felt Up of the Day

Lea Michele let’s her friends grab her tits – but only for an instagram pic becuase it’s her way of saying “I am not just a candy coated plastic character on some PC show that sucks…I am also a hollywood starlet who sucked dick, understands whoring, and loves casual sex for gain more than regular girls”… Or maybe this is her way of mourning the death of her fake boyfriend she didn’t save because she was a bad fake girlfriend, since I know if I had a fake girlfriend for ratings, she would be the first person who knows I am on a bender, unless of course my fake girlfriend is too into her fucking self, her career, and figuring out how to get her next million, but more importantly what dress to wear and whatever the next event she must attend, instead of doing what she really needs to do – a nose job – to notice I was about to die… Either way, I approve girls who delve into slutty to get ahead…even when they look like this ball off bar mitzvah….troll.

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Top 5 or 6 Carmen Electra at the Expendables 3 Premiere of the Day

#453511516 / gettyimages.com Carmen Electra, a B-List, Playboy chick turned MTV Host, who was actually a fucking babe, despite her stupid fake tits and cheesiness, is still going strong, if you consider going strong, hanging on as fucking hard as she can to her looks because they are all she ever had…either showing up to events or more importantly getting booked for the occasional cameo, something far more impressive than when she was getting paid 2,000 dollars to show up at your local night club to party well into her 40s…. This is what happens when a woman chooses herself instead of having babies…here’s my shitty top 5 – because I am mocking top 10 lists on the internet. Clickbait….works for everyone but me. 1- Despite being plastic – she was able to rotate enough to show her ass from a strategic vantage point… #453514696 / gettyimages.com 2- Despite being plastic, she was able to lift one leg and do the Flamigo pose #453514552 / gettyimages.com 3- Despite being Plastic she was able to crack some kind of smile… #453511558 / gettyimages.com 4- Despite being plastic, she was able to brush her fake hair out of her fake face…it looked so natural…she’s a real talent #453505538 / gettyimages.com 5- OMG Two Hands…Double Fisting…Her Favorite #453505508 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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More Tiffany Toth Bikini Goodness

Because apparently the guys behind 138 Water decided they want to make their fake bottled water the drink of choice for Playboy Playmates, here’s Tiffany Toth back in a bikini for another one of their fake ad campaigns. I still don’t get what they’re going for with all this, but listen, with all the hotness they’ve been responsible for bringing to the site these past few months, I’m not going to complain. And neither should you. Keep ‘em coming guys. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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More Tiffany Toth Bikini Goodness

Because apparently the guys behind 138 Water decided they want to make their fake bottled water the drink of choice for Playboy Playmates, here’s Tiffany Toth back in a bikini for another one of their fake ad campaigns. I still don’t get what they’re going for with all this, but listen, with all the hotness they’ve been responsible for bringing to the site these past few months, I’m not going to complain. And neither should you. Keep ‘em coming guys. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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The 20 Best Twitter Reactions To Diddy’s Revolt TV Launch

It’s less than 24 hours since Diddy launched his next big media venture, and already the Twitterverse has made Revolt TV a trending topic worldwide. Is the new music-infused cable network worth all the hype… Continue Continue reading

You A Damn Lie: 15 Of The Fakest Reality TV Moments We’ve Ever Seen

Some stuff is just too hard–or too fake-looking–to believe. Continue reading

My Future Ex-Russian Bride Natalia Proza Works It Good

I know I keep saying that I’m going to stop giving so much free promotion to this damn fake bottled water company, but I just can’t help it. Especially not when they keep hiring my future Russian bride Natalia Proza . So instead of complaining, I’ve decided I should probably thank them. After all, the money Natalia made on this fake photoshoot will be a big help when it comes to paying for our fake wedding. Photos: Fameflynet

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