Source: Jose Gerardo San Miguel / EyeEm / Getty Summertime continues to bring the heat, resulting in great cookouts, pool parties and of course, family reunions. But let’s be real…while such occasions are a great way to catch up with long lost cousins, the kinfolk can verge on the path of annoying sometimes. From cuz who can’t chew with his mouth closed to auntie whose shade stretches across the seven seas, swipe through to find one of your family members in these hilarious animals!
Matt Roloff would like your attention, please. The Little People, Big World patriarch is aware of what many fans out there are thinking at the moment. He apparently reads the Internet and is plugged in to the gossip circles and he knows what you’re wondering right now: Is Audrey Roloff pregnant with her second child ? Chatter surrounding the status of Audrey’s womb is running rampant this week… and it’s sort of all her father’s fault. A few days ago, you see, Matt Roloff shared a very sweet photo on Instagram, giving followers a sort of candid look at Audrey, husband Jeremy and daughter Ember. As you can see below, Audrey is laughing and Jeremy is holding his child aloft, all while the immediate family hangs out at Roloff Farms. Matt then wrote as an affiliated caption: Today was a crazy day. …. I could explain. But better to just leave it at that. Im going to sleep a happy grandpa. Interesting and sort of intriguing, right? Why was Matt happy? Why did he deem the day to be crazy? According to Radar Online, it was because Audrey and Jeremy had gathered their loved ones together that afternoon and announced they were expecting a sibling for Ember. Hooray, right?!? Not so fast, Matt now appears to be clarifying. “Oh my goodness… my last post was much more innocent then the stir it caused,” the veteran reality star wrote on Thursday, adding: “let me explain… had a long day with equipment breakdowns, setting up pumpkin season stuff etc etc.. so after a crazy day I’m sitting on my back deck with a few friends and Jeremy, Audrey and Ember pull up to say hi and watch the sunset with us.. “The joys of being a grandpa…. moments like that.” Oh. Well. Darn. Matt ended his latest message with the following joke in a caption of a truly harmless image: “Now… before everyone goes crazy again… this photo is simply me getting all the landscaping power tools cleaned up and ready to go.” Har, har, Matt. All this said, it still wouldn’t shock us if Audrey and Jeremy do announce another baby is on the way in the near future. Their schedule is pretty clear going forward if they want to have unprotected sex around the clock and give it a shot, as the couple will NOT be returning to Little People, Big World . Scroll down to see what Jeremy said about this decision last month… After 14 years, over 300 episodes, and 17 seasons, the time has come. A year ago I made the decision that this season would be our last. It has been an amazing run, and I can’t say thank you enough to all of you who have watched and supported us along the ride. We have the most loyal fans on TV and we appreciate every one of you. You are what made doing this so fun. We will still be supporting the family as they carry the #LPBW torch onward. This is a decision concerning Audrey and me specifically – the show must go on! We have a lot of exciting stuff in the works and are eager to continue the work that the Lord has called us to. Whether or not this means another kid some time, we’ll need to wait to find out! View Slideshow: Audrey and Jeremy Roloff: 19 Moments We’ll Never, Ever Forget
Source: VH1 Big In 2015 With Entertainment Weekly Awards at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood – Arrivals Featuring: Stevie J Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 15 Nov 2015 Credit: Brian To/WENN.com Stevie J. continues to live his best even while in heavy debt. The reality star and his new wife Faith Evans are reportedly eyeing a yacht for their wedding. According to TMZ The Jordans want to host their family and friends to an elaborate ceremony in Miami to celebrate their recent nuptials. The new couple is considering a luxury boat that is valued at over 40 million dollars as the venue. Yes you read that correctly. The vessel is more like a cruise ship as it is 222 feet long and can accommodate over 600 guests. Apparently they had very specific questions when doing a tour of the craft which included if they could film onsite. Considering the former Bad Boy producer makes his living through reality television, their inquiry leaves many to believe the event will be a major point of their story line on an upcoming season of Love & Hip Hop or Leave It To Stevie . Faye’s new husband has a long history of owing people. Last year he avoided jail time when he agreed to a payment plan for his back child support that totaled a cool 1.3 million dollars. Even more recently the reformed creep was hit with 110K tax bill from the state of Georgia . The lovebirds tied the knot in a rush wedding as a surprise to their inner circle and fans alike in July. Via TMZ Photo: WENN.com
Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID…. I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life… UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence.. This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck… . The post Frida Aasen Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you need to do a whole bunch of shady, sleazebag stuff, you need a shady, sleazebag attorney to handle it. The only problem is that, well, your lawyer is a shady sleazebag. On Friday, the world learned that Michael Cohen had apparently recorded Donald Trump discussing payouts to cover up his alleged affair with a former Playboy model. Those recordings may be evidence that Trump violated campaign finance laws in the 2016 election. Being a woman who goes public with her story of having had sex with Donald Trump can get you stalked, harassed, and threatened. Recently, it even got Stormy Daniels arrested in a transparent sting operation that many believed was designed as part of a harassment campaign against her. In this case, we’re talking about former Playboy model Karen McDougal. It has now come to light that, just months before the 2016 election, Trump spoke to his attorney, Michael D Cohen, about payments made to McDougal to ensure her silence. According to The New York Times , Cohen recorded his conversation with Trump … and the F.B.I. now has those tapes. According to lawyers and others familiar with the tapes, the F.B.I. acquired these recordings earlier in the year. Remember their big raid on Michael Cohen’s office? That’s when they got their hands on them. The Justice Department is invesigating Cohen over payments to women in order to bury embarrassing stories about Trump during his Presidential campaign. If so, it is believed that this was a violation of campaign finance law. The Trump campaign has insisted that it had no knowledge of any such payments. Considering the amounts of money exchanged, some find this hard to believe. Karen McDougal says that her affair with Donald Trump spanned for nearly a year, beginning in 2006. It apparently began a short time after Trump’s current (and then, new) wife, Melania Trump, gave birth to his youngest child, Barron. During the final months of the 2016 Presidential campaign, McDougal sold her story for $150,000. Unfortunately, she sold it to The National Enquirer , a tabloid whose owner is friendly towards Trump. After purchasing her story, the tabloid declined to publish it. This is known as the “catch and kill” method for handling scandals. Rudy Giuliani took a break from claiming that porn stars are worthless as human beings to confirm to The New York Times that the recordings do include Trump and Cohen discussing these payments. He says that the recordings are about two minutes long. Giuliani claims that Trump did not know that he was being recorded … which is what most people had figured, anyway. However, Giuliani also claims that Trump did nothing wrong. He says that Trump was discussing a totally separate deal to buy McDougal’s story. Giuliani says that Trump considered buying McDougal’s story from the Enquirer, which would have effectively reimbursed the tabloid for buying McDougal’s unwitting silence, but that the payment was never made. Cohen is being intensely scrutinized under suspicion of a lot of things for his work on behalf of Donald Trump. Though he was a firm loyalist for Trump (and Sean Hannity, his other client), Cohen has recently been changing his tune, and said that he will put his family and country first. Some are skeptical, however, and think that if Cohen is really willing to put his country first, he should tell the Justice Department everything that he knows about Trump’s illegal dealings immediately. Others are unsure of his credibility, but are inclined to listen to evidence such an an audio recording. Some suggest that this revelation about Trump discussing payouts to McDougal might lead to his downfall. It might seem unimportant compared to Trump kissing Putin’s ass in what many consider to be an act of treason. But breaking election laws is still serious. It matters. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Impeachment Party: Who’s Attending?
Source: BFG Images / Getty Hindsight is 20/20 and now, looking back, we know we were trippin’! We remember being 16 years old, feeling held back by our parents and rules, just wishing that our 18th birthdays would arrive as soon as possible. Then, when 18 finally hit, we thought we were ready to go out into the world, we thought we knew it all, and we definitely thought we were fully grown adults. Haaaa! Take a stroll down memory lane with 10 funny thoughts many of us were guilty of having at 18 years old, via the viral hashtag #WhatIThoughtWhenIWas18.
Delilah Belle Hamlin, the daughter with the face injections, from the mother with the face injections, Lisa Rinna, is not at Swim Week, for whatever reason, you know because she’s trying to be an instagram bikini model, but luckily you can call the paparazzi wherever you are, stage a bikini photoshoot, and show the world your asshole, allowing you to get the same coverage as someone who is at Swim Week, all in your own backyard, cuz you’re rich and have rich parents and live by the fucking ocean. I am not sure who this dude teaching her to pose is….but her youthful body is inspiring…at least enough to stare at and think about how bodies don’t stay looking like this no matter how hard they try…so take in the young whoring that doesn’t need to whore cuz it’s rich. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Corey Sligh, an actor who formerly worked as an extra on soap operas such as The Young and the Restless, All My Children and Days of Our Lives, has been found guilty of molesting a young girl in Georgia. According to local news outlet The Cherokee Tribune, the 30-year old was found guilty on June 28 of inappropriately and illegally touching a child younger than 10 years old. The actor and model is also awaiting trial on similar case in Florida. Bill Bishop, chief assistant state attorney for Okaloosa County in Florida, says Singh faces one count of lewd and lascivious molestation, which carries a sentence of 25 years to life in prison if convicted. For the current conviction, however, Sligh faces five to 20 years behind bars. No sentencing date has been set for him just yet. Sligh was arrested in his hometown of Canton, Georgia in November of 2016. At the time, he was charged with the two counts after the parents of a young girl reported to authorities that the actor allegedly touched their daughter and forced her to touch him inappropriately. The alleged incident took place in March of that same year and was reported to the police in September. It is unclear just how many times Sligh allegedly molested his victim in Georgia. “Corey Sligh maintains his innocence,” his lawyer told E! News, adding: “The jury found him not guilty on Count 1. The jury compromised to guilty on Count 2 after deliberating for days and requesting to be hung and released from service.” The part-time actor recurred on the aforementioned dramas as a waiter and a bartender. However, Sligh is also known for an unusual, violent incident that made him a victim back in November of 2014. In this instance, Sligh claimed that he and his girlfriend were randomly attacked while delivering Thanksgiving meals, resulting in serious injuries and a hospital trip for the star. This is a photo he shared of himself afterward: Weeks after his Georgia arrest, meanwhile, Sligh was arrested and charged with one count of lewd and lascivious molestation stemming from another incident involving another girl under the age of 10. It’s confusing to follow, but… Florida Police said her mother told authorities that her child said Sligh touched her inappropriately and forced her to touch him while they were vacationing in Rosemary Beach. It was basically the same actions he was accused of in Georgia. “There is an allegation in Florida by the same person alleging the same conduct,” his attorney explains. “The Florida evidence was presented in the Georgia trial to further bolster the State’s case. Corey had 30-50 family and friend supporters in court every day during the trial. We, including his wife, stand behind him still. We hope that Corey’s exemplary reputation and character prior to this allegation will be considered in sentencing. “The conviction will be appealed regardless of sentence.” We’ll update this gross story with more details as they come in.
