I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing.. Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala.. It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral. I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head… Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Hailey Baldwin is really selling the dream…or living the dream…or scrambling to become a dream…as hard as she fucking can because she’s tired of being the third runner up amongst her friends those Hadids and the Jenners, because she likely thinks she’s hotter, her family definitely not as rich, but in theory more famous…you know Stephen was Barnie Rubble in the Flinstones live action…as well as a contestant on The Apprentice… She’s scrambling hard, doing fitness in her lingerie for “fashion” in a concept the low level perverts like me and you have been seeing for fucking ever, her full ass getting racy, because it’s an honor to be a part of the movement that is LOVE magazine, despite being a weirdo Christian thnaks to her drug addict father.. Point being, she’s figured out do all media, go slutty it gets clicks or go home, like when she was fucking Bieber when she was 16…moving into the Jenner / Hadid circle… I’m not a fan, I think she’s got a hard tranny face like her cousin, but she’s young, skinny, fit, and trying real fucking hard…putting in real fucking work, really putting work in, here she is in Wonderland Magazine, and apparently she’s hosting a TV show people likely don’t watch, you know her CLICKBAIT GAME strong… She knows…it’s time to make a name for herself using her dad and uncles name and money and celebrity to help her… I can’t complain…despite wanting to boycott love magazine…squats in sheer panties..great clickbait to me. Here she is in her other shoot for Wonderland Magazine…slutty enough. The post Hailey Baldwin’s Lingerie Slutty Workout Asshole Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
While we all wait with bated breath for TLC to announce when Little People, Big World is coming back , we don’t have to wait for news of the Roloffs. Because social media exists. And Tori Roloff is making use of it to tell us exactly how much she loves her precious baby, Jackson Roloff. Or, as the family has taken to calling him: Baby J. Awwww! If you’re finding yourself overwhelmed by Jackson’s cuteness, you’re not alone. Not even Jackson’s own mother is immune. In fact, if anything, Tori Roloff is “I have such FOMO when it comes to this kid.” Before you start googling things or, worse, trying to come up with your own guesses for that achronym, it means: fear of missing out . “I am so obsessed with every move he makes.” That’s human instinct in a nutshell, right there. (Tori Roloff’s post continues, but first, let’s remember exactly how inescapably adorable Jackson Roloff is) He’s. So. Cute. Tori can only begin to list his most precious attributes: “His little fingers. His coos. And I can’t even with his gummy two tooth smile.” We can’t even, either. “He literally breaks my heart (in a good way) every time he moves.” That’s, again, human instinct. Your whole system gets flooded with oxytocin. (This doesn’t just happen with babies; making your favorite person laugh or looking at videos of puppies can do the same thing) “I love being this kids mom.” A lot of parents like to gripe about their kids (totally unfair), so it’s so nice to hear this from Tori. “God has blessed me in such a way. He’s made me realize things don’t matter — people do.” Different people have different views of materialism, but we can probably all agree that your children should come first. Tori ends the beautiful note by reiterating her affection for her infant son, and referring to him by his nickname. “Love you so much baby j.” That’s followed by a cyan heart emoji and the tag: “#babyjroloff” We like the name Jackson, but you know what? “Baby J” is sweet and has the same number of syllables as Ember Jean . That’s probably not why they came up with the nickname — those tend to crop up organically — but it’s a cute little coincidence. Jackson is adorable and, now that Jackson’s over 6 months old , it might not be long before he’s talking. Like, for-real talking. (Different babies develop at different rates — some don’t talk until they’re over a year old, and that’s okay!) For now, though, his parents and the rest of the Roloff clan can just enjoy how precious and sweet he is. Baby J doesn’t need words to show them how much he loves them. Ember Jean recently passed a couple of “milestones,” herself. Not, like, developmental milestones — she’s still only a few months old. But she went to “help” pick out a Christmas tree. And she had her first trip to the beach! Right now, the developmental gap between Ember Jean and Baby J might as well be the grand canyon — just a few months, at their age, make a world of difference. But, in just a few years, their age difference will seem almost meaningless. These two precious cousins will get to grow up, side-by-side. We can’t wait to watch them every step of the way!
Bella Thorne is the slutty Christmas sold out by her family to the entertainment industry, violated by Disney, not forced to keep up momentum by posing naked and half naked on social media, objectifying herself but luckily not at the stage of her life where she complains about being objectified…or touched inappropriately when her memory is selective and forgets that she was spreading her asshole on the social media for attention…not that this is her asshole, but it’s close enough, a good start and since I encourage this behavior…I’m encouraging this behavior… Speaking of Xmas Sluts – Be Sure to Check My Holiday Gift Guide CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Xmas Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Weddings are a beautiful occasion. It’s always sweet to watch a man and his wife promise to devote their lives to one another in front of their family and friends. The receptions are often the best part and this husband made sure he gave his new wife a ceremony she would never forget. This is so smooth. My man better take notes pic.twitter.com/iHg2WbdeA2 — Wanna (@WannasWorld) December 8, 2017 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js He killed it!
Source: Paul Archuleta / Getty Back in 2015, Dame Dash was set to release a movie called Too Honorable, starring Cam’ron, Stacey Dash , and himself. It was produced by Kanye West and was supposed to hit theaters on May 25, but it was never released. Fast forward to now and Dame released a poster for an updated movie. It’s now called Honor Up and according to an Instagram post, it’s set to hit theaters in February 2018. Stacey Dash was not here for the news and she expressed her beef with Dame (her cousin) online. I’m sorry that my cousin Damon Dash is using our family relationship to advertise his movie. I have no written contract with him or Kanye West’s company (who I have had no dealings with at all). No one is authorized to use my name or photograph for “Honor Up.” — Stacey Dash (@REALStaceyDash) December 7, 2017 Stacey says her lawyers are handling the situation . But Twitter thought this was a great opportunity to troll the former Fox News co-host. Swipe through to find out what people had to say.
WENN French Montana Embarrassingly Puts Lira Galore’s Box Down Over Joke There’s always that one person that goes embarrassingly too far when you joke around with them in public. This seems to be French Montana and the victim of his sh-t talk is Lira Galore. French posted up of photo of himself dressed head to toe in an African print outfit and some hard toe shoes. Folks in the comments seemed to either love the look or clown him and French says nothing. Then Lira Galore, the ex-girlfriend of rapper Rick Ross came into his comment jokingly and it went terribly left…take a look. Yikes! Folks are in French’s comment saying he wasn’t right to go for her like that! 2raspberrieskush What’s wrong with @lira_galore box french? Nothing except you ain’t had it? All the industry girls won’t even claim you beyond a brother so was really really wrong? Probably them shoes just like she said SMH. Thoughts?
Image via Getty Canadian Man Accuses Spanish-Speaking Family Of Being ISIS People who hate other groups of people are stupid as hell. Not only because they inexplicably despise and generalize entire demographics, but because they are actually too stupid to even know who they hate. Take this bat-weilding Canadian gentleman who is now viral thanks to his misapplied hate speech. His name is Mark Philips, he’s 36-years old and he thinks that people who speak Spanish are terrorist who rep the ISIS gang… @CTVLondon We were victims of a hate crime in St Thomas Ontario. A guy got mad, because we were talking in Spanish . He was about to hit my son who is 13th years old, but my Hubby jumped while the aggressor swings the baseball bat. pic.twitter.com/4tuqSPAH8K — Mari UX (@Mari__ux) December 8, 2017 We wanna shoot this guy in the kneecap SO bad. SMFH.
If you thought Riverdale was going to spread some holiday cheer, then you were very wrong. Riverdale Season 2 Episode 8 found the group dividing to try and sort their personal issues out while keeping up to speed on the killer’s latest move. Watch Riverdale Season 2 Episode 8 Online Archie and Veronica vs. The L Word Archie and Veronica’s relationship was going from strength-to-strength, and they were having sex in places that could get them in a lot of trouble. The scariest of which was on a rug in front of a fire in Veronica’s living room, but what made it so scary? Hiram, of course. Archie was scared that his girlfriend’s villainous father was going to catch them in the act, and well, I’m sure you can fill in the blanks. Anyway. Archie plucked up the courage to reveal that he loves Veronica, but she did not usher the words back, and things got awkward between them real quick. They parted ways but were thrown back together when Betty and Jughead told them they needed to take over the investigation for a little because they had some other matters to attend to. With some digging, it became common knowledge that the Riverdale Reaper murdered a family in the house the Black Hood led Betty to a few weeks ago. They found out it was the old sheriff who worked the case, and when they contacted his daughter, she referred to the house as “the Devil’s House.” When they went to the house, we got to see flashbacks of the killer offing a family of four. Veronica’s attention to detail made the pair realize there were actually five people in the family. After some more digging, they unmask the school janitor as the other kid. While Veronica went to town with insults at him, Archie knew he was not the killer because of his eye color. Archie cornered Veronica about her not saying she loved him, and the pair apparently parted ways. This show! A Trip the Other Side of the Tracks Jughead learned the shocking news that his father was getting out of prison. He realized this was obviously down to Penny Peabody and the drug run he did for her. FP was determined to get his life back on track and ditch the serpents forever. He started by getting a job at the diner. Was he really on the straight and narrow? Betty and Jughead seemed to think so, so they prepared a party in the Southside of town so that he could say goodbye to his old life. The party kicked off, and Alice came along for the ride to see some of her old pals. She wasted no time in ordering up some shots and mingling with the people she trashes on a daily basis. Archie and Veronica performed an awkward duet which resulted in the pair exiting stage left before their number was up. So, Betty swooped in and saved the day by stripping down and dancing around a pole. Apparently, there’s a female initiation to be a serpent, and it involved pole dancing. Alice was mortified and even more so when Betty said she was not leaving with her. Alice departed, clearly irate, but what could she do? Her daughter was getting closer to the dark side. You Made Me Do This Just when all seemed right in the world, FP reverted to his old ways and announced he was not leaving after all and started drinking again. The reason? FP got wind of Penny’s deal with Jug and let FP take his son’s place, so there was no way he could live free from the villains. FP pushed Jughead away, and the kid was upset. He wanted his father back and to be out of jail for the foreseeable future. Jughead lashed out at Betty and dumped her because he knew she was going to get herself hurt and that everything was very dangerous in town. Wait, Could Barchie Actually Happen? After splitting up with their other significant others, a half-naked Archie looked over at Betty’s window and she appeared. She hesitated, but looked gazingly at Archie’s abs. Can two broken hearts make one loving one? That will be the big question as we delve further into the depths of despair with these characters. What did you think of the action? Sound off below. View Slideshow: 19 Scoops and Spoilers from Comic-Con 2017
