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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kris Jenner Shares ADORABLE Throwback Pic of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe & Rob

These days, when we see one of the Kardashians, they’re either baring their buns, throwing some shade or bemoaning one first world problem or another. But mom Kris Jenner just reminded us that these tragic souls who now infiltrate our Internet feeds daily were once innocent little children – in bad clothes. Kris shared the photo above to Instagram, along with the caption, “I swear, lace was all the rage in the 90s… #FBF #family #love #proudmama” Hey, I was alive in the 90s, and I don’t remember all that lace. In fact, judging from this photo we’ve got to wonder if all four kids were adopted from the Amish. But questionable children’s fashion aside, the pic is pretty damn adorable. You can see the similarities in Kim and Kourtney’s adult faces, but little Khloe is almost unrecognizable. And Rob, well, could he be any stinking cuter? The momager may have been inspired to post this Flashback Friday photo after her kids shared some of their own childhood photos earlier this week to honor their late father, Robert Kardashian, on his birthday. Just look at this sweet photo of a young Rob smiling with his dad . (This, of course, was long before the sock designer took to talking about his girlfriend’s vagina on social media.) Kim also used her father’s birthday as the perfect opportunity to share the first photo of her son Saint West . When looking at Kris’ tiny grandkids today, you can’t help but wonder, what will THEY be like when they grow up? Lord, help us. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK

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Jennifer Garner Breaks Silence on Ben Affleck Divorce

Do not believe what you read: Jennifer Garner is not getting back together with Ben Affleck . But the actress is talking at length about her divorce from the Oscar winner. In a Vanity Fair cover article, Garner opens up more than ever before regarding her split from her husband of 10 years. She and Affleck stunned a nation last summer when they announced the dissolution of their marriage amidst rumors that Affleck cheated in Garner with the family nanny. But Garner takes the highest road possible in this feature piece, making it clear that infidelity was not the reason for the relationship ending. “Let me just tell you something,” she says matter-of-factly. “We had been separated for months before I ever heard about the nanny. She had nothing to do with our decision to divorce. She was not a part of the equation.” The stars announced plans to divorce in June 2015.  Just a month later, the actor was linked to his children’s 28-year-old nanny, Christine Ouzounian , with photos surfacing of Affleck, Ouzounion and Tom Brady aboard a private jet. But even if Garner doesn’t cite this alleged affair as a basis for her divorce, it’s clear she doesn’t think highly of Ouzounian. “It’s not great for your kids for [a nanny] to disappear from their lives,” she says, referring to her hiring of Ouzounian as an example of “bad judgment.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind If you’re looking for Garner to trash the father of her three kids, however, well… keep looking. “People have pain – they do regrettable things, they feel shame, and shame equals pain,” she says, adding: “No one needs to hate him for me. I don’t hate him. Certainly we don’t have to beat the guy up. Don’t worry – my eyes were wide open during the marriage. I’m taking good care of myself.” Garner and Affleck have clearly remained somewhat close since their split. They’ve been photographed together so often than talk of reconciliation flitters around the Internet every few months. Garner says she doesn’t read the Internet or follow any kind of celebrity gossip, so she knows nothing about that. But she does feel strongly about Affleck’s crazy new back tattoo , which is a gigantic etching of a Phoenix. “You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart .’ A phoenix rising from the ashes. “Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.” God bless Jennifer Garner. Everyone should be this strong and grounded in the face of public heartbreak. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 Recap: Big Trouble in The Big Easy

So… that was quite the disappointment, wasn’t it? The CW hyped  The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 as a major crossover event, with Stefan finding his way to New Orleans in order to avoid Rayna Cruz. And this aspect of the hour was not a let down. It made sense for Stefan to take shelter in Klaus’ favorite bar because its magical powers made it impossible for a locator spell to track him down there. And it was fun to see these old friends (enemies? Let’s just call them frenemies …) banter back and forth. It was also jarring: remember when Klaus first arrived on the scene in Mystic Falls? And he was billed as the most fearsome for our heroes would ever encounter? Who ever could have guessed he’d end up anchor The Originals as a protagonist? Talk about a character who has come a long way. After learning that Stefan was on the run from The Huntress, Klaus initially went off on his drinking buddy, questioning why he dared to bring such a dangerous problem to New Orleans. But after he tossed Stefan out on the street, he ended up on the phone with Caroline and realized that she really did care about Stefan. So if Klaus really did care about Caroline, as we all know he does, he’ll go lend the marked vampire a hand. That’s how we concluded this episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 7 , with Klaus telling Stefan they were going to see a witch who could help with his Rayna Cruz problem. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! It was the rest of the episode that pretty much sucked. Caroline accompanied Alaric to Dallas with his twins, clearly taken by the kids she birthed and clearly interested in staying with them. We know this is what happens due to the flash forwards, of course, which removes a great deal of the drama ahead. Yes, it was cool to see awhile back that Caroline is engaged to Alaric and that they are raising daughters together. But that shock has now worn off and we’re left with a storyline whose ending we already know. The worst storyline this week, however, centered on Enzo. It turns out that he’s been working with some mysterious group called The Armory because the woman in charge promised him information about his family in exchange for his help capturing Rayna Cruz. That’s it. That’s all Enzo needed to hear in order to turn his back on his friends. By sheer coincidence, the woman then told Enzo that his father founded The Armory and that she’s actually related to him. It was all felt very forced and very random, as if the writers knew they needed to find an arc for Enzo and just invented this out of thin air. Finally, we’ll supposedly see the last of Damon on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 because Bonnie nearly died saving his life and he’s sick of putting the lives of those close to him in jeopardy. But we clearly know Damon isn’t going anywhere. We’ll tune in next week just to see what Damon is talking about when it comes to disappearing forever, but if The Armory is really about to become a central focus of The Vampire Diaries, we may be tuning out after that.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 Recap: Big Trouble in The Big Easy

So… that was quite the disappointment, wasn’t it? The CW hyped  The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 as a major crossover event, with Stefan finding his way to New Orleans in order to avoid Rayna Cruz. And this aspect of the hour was not a let down. It made sense for Stefan to take shelter in Klaus’ favorite bar because its magical powers made it impossible for a locator spell to track him down there. And it was fun to see these old friends (enemies? Let’s just call them frenemies …) banter back and forth. It was also jarring: remember when Klaus first arrived on the scene in Mystic Falls? And he was billed as the most fearsome for our heroes would ever encounter? Who ever could have guessed he’d end up anchor The Originals as a protagonist? Talk about a character who has come a long way. After learning that Stefan was on the run from The Huntress, Klaus initially went off on his drinking buddy, questioning why he dared to bring such a dangerous problem to New Orleans. But after he tossed Stefan out on the street, he ended up on the phone with Caroline and realized that she really did care about Stefan. So if Klaus really did care about Caroline, as we all know he does, he’ll go lend the marked vampire a hand. That’s how we concluded this episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 7 , with Klaus telling Stefan they were going to see a witch who could help with his Rayna Cruz problem. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! It was the rest of the episode that pretty much sucked. Caroline accompanied Alaric to Dallas with his twins, clearly taken by the kids she birthed and clearly interested in staying with them. We know this is what happens due to the flash forwards, of course, which removes a great deal of the drama ahead. Yes, it was cool to see awhile back that Caroline is engaged to Alaric and that they are raising daughters together. But that shock has now worn off and we’re left with a storyline whose ending we already know. The worst storyline this week, however, centered on Enzo. It turns out that he’s been working with some mysterious group called The Armory because the woman in charge promised him information about his family in exchange for his help capturing Rayna Cruz. That’s it. That’s all Enzo needed to hear in order to turn his back on his friends. By sheer coincidence, the woman then told Enzo that his father founded The Armory and that she’s actually related to him. It was all felt very forced and very random, as if the writers knew they needed to find an arc for Enzo and just invented this out of thin air. Finally, we’ll supposedly see the last of Damon on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 because Bonnie nearly died saving his life and he’s sick of putting the lives of those close to him in jeopardy. But we clearly know Damon isn’t going anywhere. We’ll tune in next week just to see what Damon is talking about when it comes to disappearing forever, but if The Armory is really about to become a central focus of The Vampire Diaries, we may be tuning out after that.

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Kylie Jenner to Kris: Get Rob in Line or YOU’RE FIRED!!

Looks like we’ve got a brother-sister brawl on our hands, and as usual, mom is being asked to pick sides. Kylie Jenner is reportedly mad as hell that her brother Rob Kardashian is disrespecting the family by dating her longtime rival Blac Chyna. And while one can argue that Rob has a right to date who he pleases, he has potentially crossed a line by shoving it in Kylie’s face. Yesterday, Rob posted an horrifically crass meme that read, “When the p**sy good but your family don’t like her so you drop your family and become an orphan.” Uh, YUCK. We’re not sure who to feel worse for, Kylie or Blac. Regardless, Kylie wants momager Kris Jenner to intervene and tell Rob to stop acting like an ass, according to Radar Online . “Kylie told Kris that she is going to fire her and find different management because she thinks that Kris allowing Rob to post things like this is just ridiculous,” an insider told the site. “But Rob and Kris are tighter than they have been in years and Kris refuses to do anything to stop him,” said the insider. “She is just really grateful that her son is healthy, happy and has gotten out of his funk.” The source also said that earlier this week Rob skipped a birthday dinner honoring his father , the late Robert Kardashian, because he knew Kylie would be there. But who knows, maybe he just knew Blac would kick his ass if he ate any unapproved foodstuffs . Whether or not Kylie actually fires her mother is yet to be seen, but we can’t imagine she’d ever take business out of the family. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

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Britney Spears Bra and Panty Dance of the Day

I guess Britney’s handlers are in the mood to release a new video, the time has come to replenish the funds, and what better way than the only way they know how, throw her into her underwear to dance around like the soulless monkey they’ve turned her into… I was always weirded out by parents who throw their kids into generating revenue for the family, exploit one for the benefit of many but it happens all the time at strip clubs, whore houses and porn, the kids are the answer to the parent’s dream. I’d almost feel bad for Britney but she obviously doesn’t know what’s going on thanks to the meds and she’s been at this since she was a kid…so why the fuck not keep it going… But I don’t feel bad for anyone, I just stare at them in their underwear… The post Britney Spears Bra and Panty Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Segregation Law Prevents Missouri 3rd Grader From Attending Charter School Because He’s Black

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Tila Tequila DISSES Big Ang After Death: "Why Is Everyone So Sad?"

It’s may be hard to believe, but there is a celebrity (though we use that term loosely) that absolutely DESTROYS Kanye West when it comes to batsh*t insane Twitter rants, and it is Tila Tequila. We’re all highly disturbed and aware of her recent racist diatribes , claims of being God and threats to shoot up a movie theater. And now she’s insulting a woman in the wake of her death after a battle with cancer. In a Facebook post, Tila shared a link about the “tragic final moments” of former Mob Wives star Big Ang, who died last week , and wrote some words of disrespect about the recently deceased (typos have been included): “do you guys think she deserves to be praised ? i mean she was the wife of a serial murderer mobster why is everyone so sad ?” In actuality and despite her show’s title, Big Ang was not married to a mobster. Her husband Neil Murphy was a sanitation worker and a contractor.  “did she cry for the families her husband destroyed ?” she continued in the same post. “i dont understand why everyone feels so sad lol what do you guys think ?” Now, it’s not like Tila is the pillar of sensitivity or propriety (or for that matter, sanity), but bashing someone less than a week after they died of stage 4 cancer is pretty low. Ironically, however, just three days prior, she posted a photo of herself with Big Ang (and Amarosa), writing a touching tribute that gave some high praise to the reality TV star. “I am terribly sad to hear that Big Ang has passed away! I didn’t know her well, but when I met her she was the only other celebrity who was friendly with me, and always sat next to me. She was asking me a lot about Izzy, and then shared pics of her family to me, and told me what a blessing babies are! She was a very fun, and free spirit for the short time that I got to spend with her! R.I.P. Big Ang! You will be missed dearly! ‪#‎BigAng‬ ‪#‎MobWives‬” Tila’s erratic behavior is honestly no laughing matter. Her baby daddy Thomas Whitaker is suing her for full custody of their one-year-old daughter Isabella, citing that Tila is mentally unstable and suffers from delusions of grandeur. It’s impossible to truly understand what is going through this woman’s brain, but we do hope she gets the help she needs… fast.

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Hardy Har: Philadelphia Police Department Offers Kanye West A Job To Help With “$53 Million Debt”

Philly Police Offer Kanye West A Job To Help With His $53 Million Debt Among the many revelations that Kanye West unsheathed in his superfluous Twitter rants was his now-infamous $53 million debt. I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart… — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016 While many have asked exactly how Mr. West acquired such massive debt while also being one of the most successful artists out, The shady azz Philly P.D. “just wants to help” We R hiring, @kanyewest ! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGY pic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr — Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016 Ain’t nobody giving Kanye West crazy ass a gun and badge. Stop it 5-0. Image via Twitter/WENN

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