Farrah Abraham is still pushing bikini photoshoots because apparently people care about Farrah Abraham…at least according to Farrah Abraham…because it allows her to keep her bullshit alive as long as she fucking can… So here is her pussy covered up with a Gene Simmons tongue, possibly a reference to how her uterus pretty much hangs out of her thanks to teen mom behavior… But if you’re like me and prefer seeing her pussy not covered up but rather seeing it squirting in porn you can do that….because unlike most girls staging bikini pics…she’s got porn to cross reference…something all girls need…it makes her less annoying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE BUY HER SEX TAPE
Controversial Teen Mom cast member turned adult film star Farrah Abraham is being wooed by ABC’s Dancing With the Stars, reports indicate. The official cast announcement is scheduled for early month, and an insider listed Farrah as one of many celebs producers are trying to score. We thought this was a fake, albeit hilarious report at first, but it looks like they’ve at least made overtures. Whether she accepts is another story. It’s hard to imagine Farrah Abraham of all people turning DWTS down, too. Especially with the “millionaire” begging for gifts on Amazon now. Others reportedly being asked to do the show this fall: John Stamos Jason Varitek Paula Deen Tan Mom Bella Thorne Seth MacFarlane “They are hoping for confirmations soon, but it’s coming down to the last minute,” says an insider, adding that “none of these people are definites.” “They have been asked and it’s in their hands,” however. In Farrah Abraham’s case, participating in DWTS would be an understandable career move – good money, better PR – and maybe even a humbling one. Can you imagine pairing her up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy and some of the heated arguments that would result from the very first rehearsal? Ratings. Gold.
In people who really don’t matter but matter news…Sydney Leathers, the girl who sexted Anthony Weiner, only to expose his dick in efforts to ruin him, like a little self-serving vindictive bitch, who happens to not have the tits, or ass, or even face and body to really deserve to be sexted in the first place…. You know the kind of girl who would really sext anyone horny and desperate enough to pay attention and sext back, just to make her feel desirable…to give her a taste of being a hot girl without actually being a hot girl…something that happens to ugly girls all the time, cuz guys are perverts and we will tell anyone anything to get the spread asshole shot as we’re jerking off…even if we’re actually disgusted by them… Well, she’s got some sort of nude clips available at VIVID.com …which in itself is fucking awesome, because girls who get nude to next level their already low level careers make me happy. So it’s clear that she decided to expose the Weiner for her own personal gain, not because she felt the people needed to know he’s still a pervert, but because she could leverage her own name, in a “You only got one shot” don’t miss it move… No one likes a girl who exposes anyone, we call them rats, and in this case she looks like a lot rat…all pointy faced….a rat who has taken the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Route , only unlike Farrah Abraham, no one actually cares…because Farrah is hotter and funnier and more relevant, which in itself is a pretty depressing thought….But as a pervert, who wants to see everyone naked, I prefer the this opportunist route to suicide… I’ll watch any babe, even if she’s not anywhere near a babe, bang out on camera…Here’s what VIVID.com put out. This is a flash in a pan kind of person who no one will remember in 5 minutes…but at least you’ve seen her tits…and I think it’s pretty amazing, even if it is textbook. Good Hustle.. I still think Weiner only fucked with her because he figured he was doing her a favor, being ugly and all. A make a wish foundation that he would have thought she would have been appreciative of. Thinkin’ to himself, she’s ugly, she’d never expose me, no one would believe her, she’d be too ashamed to show her ugly face, the media will chew her up, only to learn that ugly girls usually don’t think they are ugly and usually do more damage than the babes…lesson learned. TO GET HER EXCLUSIVE CLIPS CLICK HERE
In people who really don’t matter but matter news…Sydney Leathers, the girl who sexted Anthony Weiner, only to expose his dick in efforts to ruin him, like a little self-serving vindictive bitch, who happens to not have the tits, or ass, or even face and body to really deserve to be sexted in the first place…. You know the kind of girl who would really sext anyone horny and desperate enough to pay attention and sext back, just to make her feel desirable…to give her a taste of being a hot girl without actually being a hot girl…something that happens to ugly girls all the time, cuz guys are perverts and we will tell anyone anything to get the spread asshole shot as we’re jerking off…even if we’re actually disgusted by them… Well, she’s got some sort of nude clips available at VIVID.com …which in itself is fucking awesome, because girls who get nude to next level their already low level careers make me happy. So it’s clear that she decided to expose the Weiner for her own personal gain, not because she felt the people needed to know he’s still a pervert, but because she could leverage her own name, in a “You only got one shot” don’t miss it move… No one likes a girl who exposes anyone, we call them rats, and in this case she looks like a lot rat…all pointy faced….a rat who has taken the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Route , only unlike Farrah Abraham, no one actually cares…because Farrah is hotter and funnier and more relevant, which in itself is a pretty depressing thought….But as a pervert, who wants to see everyone naked, I prefer the this opportunist route to suicide… I’ll watch any babe, even if she’s not anywhere near a babe, bang out on camera…Here’s what VIVID.com put out. This is a flash in a pan kind of person who no one will remember in 5 minutes…but at least you’ve seen her tits…and I think it’s pretty amazing, even if it is textbook. Good Hustle.. I still think Weiner only fucked with her because he figured he was doing her a favor, being ugly and all. A make a wish foundation that he would have thought she would have been appreciative of. Thinkin’ to himself, she’s ugly, she’d never expose me, no one would believe her, she’d be too ashamed to show her ugly face, the media will chew her up, only to learn that ugly girls usually don’t think they are ugly and usually do more damage than the babes…lesson learned. TO GET HER EXCLUSIVE CLIPS CLICK HERE
Farrah Abraham is firing back at Charlie Sheen following his EPIC diss of the Teen Mom -turned-porn star in a hilarious rejection letter this month. The back story: Farrah reached out to Charlie about a role on Anger Management , and/or a playdate with their young kids. He seemed receptive. Then she shared their entire text message exchange with TMZ, every other celebrity gossip site picked it up, and the Warlock was pissssssed . Sheen wrote a scathing letter calling Farrah a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” with “tranny-boobs” and “five o’clock shadow,” and so on. We know from the Farrah Abraham porn that she can handle stripping down, but how did she handle that dressing down at the hands of the actor? “I really don’t even care,” she said. “That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his stuff together. I honestly don’t even care.” “Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me.” No? We have a pretty good idea of what he was driving at. Abraham shot down rumors that the planned meet-up might have been romantic in nature: “I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen.” “He is really not my type. He’s meaner than Amanda Bynes .” And just as unabashedly vocal when provoked, no doubt. Sheen also re-tweeted this fan’s message: “George Carlin would be proud of your epic slam of Backdoor Teen Mom . That rabbit picked a fight with a grizzly bear.” That she did, as his rejection letter made fully clear. No response yet from Farrah … or Amanda.
Farrah Abraham is firing back at Charlie Sheen following his EPIC diss of the Teen Mom -turned-porn star in a hilarious rejection letter this month. The back story: Farrah reached out to Charlie about a role on Anger Management , and/or a playdate with their young kids. He seemed receptive. Then she shared their entire text message exchange with TMZ, every other celebrity gossip site picked it up, and the Warlock was pissssssed . Sheen wrote a scathing letter calling Farrah a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” with “tranny-boobs” and “five o’clock shadow,” and so on. We know from the Farrah Abraham porn that she can handle stripping down, but how did she handle that dressing down at the hands of the actor? “I really don’t even care,” she said. “That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his stuff together. I honestly don’t even care.” “Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me.” No? We have a pretty good idea of what he was driving at. Abraham shot down rumors that the planned meet-up might have been romantic in nature: “I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen.” “He is really not my type. He’s meaner than Amanda Bynes .” And just as unabashedly vocal when provoked, no doubt. Sheen also re-tweeted this fan’s message: “George Carlin would be proud of your epic slam of Backdoor Teen Mom . That rabbit picked a fight with a grizzly bear.” That she did, as his rejection letter made fully clear. No response yet from Farrah … or Amanda.
Let there be no doubt about it, Farrah Abraham is one classy babe. She commemorated the debut of her upgraded boob job with a minor but potent nipple slip at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas. Awesome. At least a strip club pool party made for an appropriate venue … The Teen Mom alum, who enthusiastically noted that she went from a C to a D-cup following the success of the Farrah Abraham porn , could not be contained. She spilled out of her bikini whilst posing for photos at her hosting gig yesterday, but it only enhanced the fun, according to Sapphire Pool’s Twitter. “@F1Abraham having a blast here at @SapphireDayClub! #TeenMom #Sexy #MILF,” the “World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club” tweeted during the party. They followed up later with, “It was great spending the day w/ the gorgeous @F1Abraham! Come back soon love! 🙂 #FriskyFriday #Vegas #PoolParty.” As for Farrah’s take on the big SIn City engagement? “I’m Drinking Virgin!!!! #FarrahFriday @Vegas @SapphireLV @SapphireDayClub #PartyALLSummer Woooohoooo:) hot guys! LOVe YOU VEGAS!!!!:) @SapphireDayCLUB!” Well then, that pretty much says it all right there, no? In other, slightly more SFW risque Farrah news: She says she completely outshines Kim Kardashian in all facets of life. She believes co-star James Deen is rather overrated in the bedroom. She told Howard Stern that she pleasures herself to her sex tape. Charlie Sheen says she’s been drinking stagnant douche agua .
Charlie really knows how to treat ‘em… Farrah Abraham Responds To Charlie Sheen’s Public Letter Yesterday we posted a story about Charlie Sheen losing his isht on teen mom Farrah Abraham for posting their private text messages for public consumption. Welp, Farrah isn’t taking Charlie’s tongue-lashing lying down (no freaky-deeky pun intended) she has a released a response in a letter of her own… Via RadarOnline Charlie Sheen and Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham seemed to have common interests (he likes porn stars, she just made a porn movie) but instead their fledgling friendship has turned into a scorching game of character assassination. Farrah has just lashed back at Charlie in a message obtained exclusively by RadarOnline and we’ve got to admit while Charlie’s insults were poetically colorful, Farrah takes a more direct approach… Maybe the generation gap (he’s 47, she’s 22) is the reason for their different and unique style of destroying each other, but here, exclusively to Radar, is Farrah’s response to Charlie after his insults about her sharing their messages: That’s putting it mildly… “That’s right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do. “I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense. “You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection, “So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives. “As well I hope those call girls, p***stars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example. “I was only being friendly with Charlie because Anger Management contacted my rep and so I thought it would be good to reach out and spend some civil quality time apparently that’s not possible and I will be strictly professional and not speak to other talent in the future because I do not need to be bothered by their crazy personal lives and horrible personalities. I have a bright future ahead of myself I do not have time for this nonsense of drama.” Take THAT Charlie, take THAT. Image via Splash Continue reading →
I RAN THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP LAST MONTH AND I LOVED THE WAY SHE SQUIRTED , it was the highlight of the year for me. But in my defense, I have very little going on. She was on the Howard Stern show, saying whatever gets her attention, because it’s all about selling the tapes people, you know you put yourself out there like that, you gotta make it count, otherwise you’re just a pornstar, and no one wants to be a pornstar, not even pornstars. The hope is reality shows, public interest, Kanye West babies, etc. The reality is more porn. Either way, her narcissistic love for herself, took an interesting turn when she told the world she masturbates to her own porn. HS: Do you masturbate to get through this? FA: I masturbate to like…yeah… HS: To what? FA: I, like, watch my own video HS: You do? FA: Yeah HS: You watch that sex video and masturbate? FA: I do. HS: Wow. The interesting turn of events is that so do I, and so do most people I know who have clips of them fucking, because lets face it, sometimes your own sex, as bad as it is, is better than some ripped dude who looks like a male stripper fucking some implant bitch. You know cuz you can bring back emotions from that time and hate fuck yourself as you cry to all that went wrong. All this to say, who doesn’t jerk off to their own porn. This isn’t shocking, it isn’t news, yet I’m posting it anyway. They have me trapped. In other Farrah news you don’t care about… InTouch Weekly has done an exclusive expose on her much needed new implants because her tits that were the worst and now they are D cup but the pics are next level….. Get the Sex Tape if You Care FOLLOW THIS LINK
Farrah Abraham is taking the phrase “self love” to new heights/depths. During a tell-all interview on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show today, the Backdoor Teen Mom star revealed that she pleasures herself regularly. While watching the Farrah Abraham sex tape . Delightful. Abraham, 22, didn’t hold back while discussing her her porno. When a caller (no, not Charlie Sheen ) remarked that he’s climaxed while watching James Deen put it to her, Stern asked Farrah what turns her on. “I masturbate to … I like to watch my own video,” she said. “Wow, that’s pretty hot,” the radio host responded. “How many times have you seen your video?” “I mean, I’ve had my video for a while so I’ve seen it a lot,” Abraham said, maintaining that this was just a private “home video” that eventually leaked. A Stern staff member quickly called out that BS: Farrah Abraham on Howard Stern “She’s sitting here lying,” JD Harmeyer argued, calling it “a pre-meditated tape” and basically saying Farrah is emblematic of a culture he despises. The Teen Mom star argued that she doesn’t “try” to be famous, and told JD “You’re an angry individual … you really need to go take care of yourself.” Farrah didn’t appear to hold a grudge, though. She Tweeted following her appearance: “Love Howard Stern Show. Early morning done best. XO.”
