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Ashley Greene’s Sexy Tight Jeans Need Help

I like the idea of Ashley Greene walking around in some tight jeans, but I’m not to pleased with the execution. I mean, the lower half is great, but a hooded sweater? Come on. I’m not a fashion expert, but I’ve posted a lot of pictures of some of the world’s most beautiful women and It’s my humble opinion that this thing would have gone over a hell of a lot better with say a tank top and no bra… Just a suggestion.

CW’s Cringe-Worthy Plain Jane: Win a Makeover, Qualify for a Man

Summer: when the reality TV freak flag starts flying with conviction. The CW’ s adding a new series to this summer’s pile called Plain Jane , a makeover show for “plain” women who want to impress a secret crush. After the contestant is gussied up by British fashion expert Louise Roe (pictured), she’s shuttled off for a first date with said crush thanks to producers who clue him in with hints like, “Look wowed when she comes out with eye shadow and an Anthropologie dress. Find a way to say ‘Anthropologie’ out loud too. Into the camera.” Is this the most condescending makeover show yet? And should we be surprised considering the credits of the show’s producers?

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CW’s Cringe-Worthy Plain Jane: Win a Makeover, Qualify for a Man

Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Rubber Leggings

I’m no fashion expert so I can’t tell if hottie Cheryl Tweedy’s leggings are made of rubber, latex or leather and I don’t really give a crap. She’s just too f@#king hot and I love it. This woman is absolutely perfect in my eyes, except for the douche husband of course, but physically… Perfect. Even after or before a long flight, who knows, she still looks like a superstar. I want to impregnate her with my seed, then she’d be stuck with me for the rest of my life. Awesome.