Bella Thorne won’t stop…she just keeps on posting…and we keep on looking…and whether she’s 40 and pretending to be 18…or just an overdeveloped creepy redhead…trying to maximize her celebrity…and that works out perfectly for simple minded people like me because most overdeveloped redheads I come across are terrifying, rugby playing looking creatures…who are big enough to wrestle you down for sex…provided they even bother with dick…and don’t go straight for the strap on date rape because they have a lot of anger brewing in them from all the years of being rejected by dudes and bullied for their overly pink pussies, transparent nipples, and gross contrasting neon orange pubic hair… So keep it coming Bella Thorne…you sexual being who sexualizes herself…like all young aspiring girls do…reminding us that it’s still ok to want to fuck girls…it’s an animal instinct and it’s ok to sexualize women…you’re coded that way…and they are coded to refuse to give you sex because you’re gross but you can jerk off to their tits…life is about compromise.. The post Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lingerie company Etam had their 100 year anniversary, which means that they’ve been outtfitting women who can afford Etam….from the high end hookers to the sugar babies of the 1920s trying to seduce bootleggers with their fancy smells and lace…to the sugar babies of dot com billionaires today….a lot of pussy and tit have been seductively covered with their wares….and a lot of period stains, cum shots, a few miscarriages, yeast infections, STDs have graced the fabrics….I’m sure at least one hooker has been raped and killed in ETAM…a legacy that would be interested to follow if only they had cameras attached to every pair… Well, they had their fashion show and in their show was Eniko Mihalik and her tits…and they looked great… And Constance Jablonski was also there…..and looked great…. And here’s a totally unrelated lingerie fashion show called God Save Queens….because the ETAM one wasn’t online… Thank god they aren’t Victoria’s Secret… The post Eniko Mihalik Topless for Etam Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid uncrossed her legs for some fashion photoshoot for Vogue Japan like it was The Weeknd, while he was banging other girls, or any dude along the way who was there to help her and fill the sadness left in her heart thanks to being raised by some rich arab dad and some model stage mom…the figurative hole by filling her sex hole… She’s all the rage in Fashion because she’s familiar, she’s just a different version of her sister, someone people know and are comfortable with, because people like to follow trends, not create trends, and instead of trying new things, they’ll go for the mall brand garbage they are used to, even if they launch a new concept store…they know it’s the same….even if it looks different and that’s a sad thing about humanity…you fucking drones…but spread legs are fun in fashion shoot…so racy.. The post Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record saying how Kendall Jenner only became a “real” model because of her rich parents, and how she’d just be another hot Insta-wannabe with any other last name. But then she does a photoshoot like this one for Allure Magazine and I’m sorry, I know Kendall’s super-cute but she’s just doing it all wrong. I mean, everyone knows real models don’t wear anything under their see-through dresses . It’s just Fashion Model 101. And Kendall should know better by now. Continue reading →
Earlier this week, Angelina Jolie stunned the entire world by filing for divorce from Brad Pitt. To the Internet’s credit, almost no one out there claimed the basis for this breakup was an affair between Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Far too many outlets, however, alleged a romantic dalliance between Pitt and Marion Cotillard. The only real evidence that Pitt had slept with the veteran actress while married to Jolie? The fact that he and Marion Cotillard appear together in the upcoming film (Allied). That’s just about it. Yes, The New York Post wrote that a “well-placed source” said Jolie hired a private investigator to look into a possible relationship between Pitt and Cotillard . This anonymous source came back with confirmation that Pitt and Cotillard were “fooling around,” with Page Six adding it was “the finals straw” for the Brangelina marriage. Enough people out there believe such nonsense that it became a large part of the Brad and Angelina rumor mill. To clear her name, Marion Cotillard has now issued a strong statement of denial. It was written on Instagram and it reads as follows: This is going to be my first and only reaction to the whirlwind news that broke 24 hours ago and that I was swept up into. I am not used to commenting on things like this nor taking them seriously but as this situation is spiraling and affecting people I love, I have to speak up. Firstly, many years ago, I met the man of my life, father of our son and of the baby we are expecting. He is my love, my best friend, the only one that I need. Secondly to those who have indicated that I am devastated, I am very well thank you. This crafted conversation isn’t distressing. And to all the media and the haters who are quick to pass judgment, I sincerely wish you a swift recovery. Finally, I do very much wish that Angelina and Brad, both whom I deeply respect, will find peace in this very tumultuous moment. With all my love Marion. Hey, Marion Cotillard is pregnant with her second child! We send her our best wishes… and our sympathies. We’re guessing she was not planning on breaking the news in this fashion. In her legal documents, Jolie said that she and Pitt have been separated since September 15. She cited “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce filing, with TMZ breaking the news and reporting that Jolie has grown sick and angry over Pitt’s “methods” of parenting. Speculation has since been running wild over what this means. Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard: Watch Their Infamous ‘Allied’ Trailer Does Pitt really live on whiskey ? Does he drink too much around the kids? Smoke weed in their presence? Act in a generally irresponsible manner? In her filing, Jolie wrote that she is seeking sole physical custody of Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Knox and Viviene. That’s a pretty huge deal. It will likely lead to an ugly custody battle between the stars . In separate statements, both Jolie and Pitt made it clear that their six kids take main priority through this process. “Angelina will always do what’s in the best interest of taking care of her family,” her manager, Geyer Kosinski, told E! News on Wednesday. “She appreciates everyone’s understanding of their need for privacy at this time.” Pitt chimed in with: “I am very saddened by this, but what matters most now is the well-being of our kids. I kindly ask the press to give them the space they deserve during this challenging time.” View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie Divorces Brad Pitt, Celebrities React in SHOCK Can you believe this is really happening? Does any celebrity couple stand a chance a happiness?
Work work work work work….the best work that Rihanna has done recently is this bullshit for some scenster fashion bullshit called the CR Fashion Book…it’s some trendy trendy, high end, bullshit people are honored to be a part of…that doesn’t really matter….at all…but to pretentious fucks it does and all these idiots are pretentious fucks… And I guess it’s still Rihanna doing some slutty enough poses for Terry Richardson…this time in video – so much more fun and exciting than the pics…because videos are more exciting to jerk of to than pictures…unless you’re old and retro like me…who just jerks off to memories of the glory days…oh want to hookers eating my ass…while they are eating my ass..but they don’t count…they are hookers…not human…and here’s her behind the scenes video and the pics… The post Behind the Scenes with Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Rihanna nipple…while I post the rest of the Rihanna CR Fashion book pictures of Rihanna that I was almost excited about when it first happened because it reminded me of a time when these kinds of pictures mattered or made noise…but now we live in a world of selfie where a Terry Richardson canned photoshoot the he put no effort in – but showed some tits was enough…but now we need spread asshole…something she’s yet to show us – but I anxiously await…just not that anxious…I can see anus on publicly traded GOOGLE…by typing in ANUS…because GOOGLE is the world’s biggest porn site… The post Rihanna Old Nipple Pic and For the Rest of the Terry CR Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell understands marketing and how to be relevant in this world of social media and “modeling” for the cheesy mall brand – like she’s got no soul, but is rather just a sell out bitch, out to make money while feeding her ego into thinking she’s the hottest model around…because that’s what they manipulate these girls into thinking…if they knew they were just low level, interchangeable, half naked, spokesmodels at a mall…they’d probably not be as inclined to leave the fashion industry to do this…but I guess fame…and marketing behind you…increases social media following…money…relevance…and that feels good….on your empty, disgusting, existence.. So keep showing them nipples you fucking trash… The post Stella Maxwell Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I like to rag on mens’ magazines like Maxim and point out how the fashion mags usually put out better, hotter photoshoots than they do. But I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, and this latest photoshoot from Dutch Victoria’s Secret model Romee Strijd is one of the hottest things I’ve seen from any magazine in months. Well done, guys. It’s just too bad we have to wait a whole nother month for the next one. » view all 11 photos
Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits. I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger… I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS… Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy.. That said nice wedding dress editorial…she looks good…but it’s a little too late to be a bride…36 is when it starts to look tacky… Hot mom tits…for fashion…done…. Here’s another shoot with her nipples… The post Mariacarla Boscono for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
