Despite some people feeling like R&B isn’t what it used to be, the genre is really flourishing in 2015. Following Tyrese‘s new album Black Rose hitting…
I always have trouble remembering who this Renee Olstead hottie is and why she’s famous, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the impressive cleavage she’s got on display at this fashion collection launch party in LA. So whatever it is that Renee does, here’s hoping her 15 minutes last at least a little while longer. Because I think I’m becoming her #1 fan. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
So Andreja Pejic was a male model named Andrej Pejic….who I guess got booked for being androgynous….before realizing that this trans thing is pretty popular and fashion and the mainstream fucking love it, so that he could jump on the trans thing…and become Andreja Pejic like he was Bruce Jenner, but more subtle in his rebranding…and I guess it’s not all that shocking, male modeling is a pretty gay activity, the fashion industry is a pretty gay industry, the models getting booked, are likely doing the casting couch hustle Disney is doing with their teens, same thing but different fetish.. So taking this route is fine, especially since Andreja Pejic is committed to the cause and had the “reassignment” surgery….so that she can really get straight men, which I guess means got the chop…so that it’s not gay for you to jerk off to these pics of her in DAZED magazines, she’s got a vagina, that was once a penis, just last year….but really all penises started out as vaginas, and all vaginas are therefore penises…even if it happened in the womb… She looks good to me, I guess I don’t need a uterus to appreciate beauty…I mean I’ve fucked so many hysterectomy from HPV bitches in my day who were more many than this once man…. Don’t get me wrong, I find trans weird, I don’t get it and think it’s a fucking with natured, possibly a mental disorder thing, but with science…you can reassign your gender so whatever, a lot of these dudes are just better at being girls than girls cuz they want it bad… Not to mention, trans is the most popular porn category….straight dudes love trans…and they rationalize it as 4 tits one dick…but it’s still a fucking trans…and that’s more gay than jerking off to this once man…becaus it’s no dick…just scars from where the dick was….or some shit…. Well…this has been an interesting journey… The post Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I took an Art History class many fucking years ago, I don’t even remember it, but it was when I figured out that art is a fucking lie, as is talent except maybe for musical talent, and really every one is just lying to us….it’s all a fucking scam.. But I would like to interpret these photos as Kendall Jenner posing with puppets that reflect her nad her families existence as puppets to the media and America, where they do what they need to do to provide entertainment, but puppets don’t get paid for their appearances, and this shell of a human, who represents all evil and all that is wrong with the world…is just getting paid millions of dollars by a brand to peddle their product to her social media audience that is huge, because intagram models get the fashion jobs now, because fashion is about pushing product people don’t need, packaging it as trends, to sustain waste and constant production in sweatshops of bullshit that is overpriced garbage… And it’s safe to say, I’d rather she followed her sister’s lead and did the sex tape. Because sex doll exploiting herself, is better than daughter being exploited by her money grubbing, greedy, sugar baby mom on a mission… The post Kendall Jenner Posing with Puppets for Fendi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) on Jul 16, 2015 at 9:01am PDT Lily-Rose is the 12 year old daughter of Johnny Depp, who i guess the fashion industry is eating up because she is Johnny Depp’s daughter, but also because that face is fucking amazing….obviously, without her famous parents, she’d probably be lost in amongst the hoards of idiots of self promoters on instagram, and I guess she wouldn’t have Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ super genes to make a superface….because we know that even if she was barely average looking, fat, hairy with a birth defect, Chanel would still run a campaign with her, so I guess it’s a good thing she’s cute as fuck, because the world doesn’t need more ugly kids of famous people being celebrated….I’m talking to you Lena Dunham.. Either way, she’s 12, lots of time for her to fall apart by the time she’s legal for you to think of sexually… But in the meantime, you can appreciate how amazing this face is… The post Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news… Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird… Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other…. Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars… It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention… It’s annoying but the world is annoying.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve always called Micaela Schaefer the world’s best-dressed nobody, but I might have to rescind that title after this. Because here she is at some event during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Germany and look, I don’t know much about fashion, but even I can tell that Micaela committed a serious fashion faux pas here. And no, I’m not talking about that dumb hat. I mean that she’s not showing any cleavage. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Jessica Alba is rumored to be running a billion dollar company, even though we all know she’s not really running shit, I mean maybe she’s testing products, or suggesting products, but actual work is more just showing up to events… But that doesn’t matter, who cares what her involvement is, the fact is that she has a lot of money, enough money to hire a photographer for her social media, so that we can focus on her little actress who can’t act, mom who trapped her baby daddy / husband with..tits… She looks like an old lady divorcee on her first trip since the divorce with her divorcee friend, on their way out to fuck young men to reclaim their youth… I mean, she’s in a tube top, a late 90s shirt perfect for feeling up girls who didn’t want to be felt up, because they never want to be felt up, but why wear such easy access to be felt up when out getting drunk, if you don’t want to be felt up, I get it, you don’t want these grubby hands on you..but you clearly want hands on you and this is the best that you’re getting toddya, thanks to being blackout drunk, and me seeing Bill Cosby opportunuty. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN HER TUBE TOP CLICK HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Jessica Alba’s Amazing Photography of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess it is fashion week, because all these models are in Paris, but I only follow Victoria’s Secret models, not because I think they are the best models, they are just the models with the best tits..even when they don’t have tits… I guess I am just brainwashed by the brand, which means this Fashion week assumption, could really just be some Victoria’s Secre retreate where the team get together and figure out how to brainwash the public into buying their shit product… Or maybe it’s a software reboot for the robots they use to promote their crap…robots I would stick my dick in, whether they have fuck holes or not, because ass shots like Izabels are fun enough for me….and my pathetic exixtence… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:03am PDT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Izabel Goulart in Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dude Throwing Rocks at Car Gets Fucked Police Shooting of the Day Little GIrl VS Anti-Gay Jesus Freak Man Getting Arrested in New York for Nothing Cops Shoot a Guy in Texas Busted having Sex… KO on the Slingshot Just a Good Old Fashion Stripping Drunk Swede in Japan The post Man Who Really Likes a Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .