Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical. After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song. I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious. If that doesn’t appeal to you… Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..
The worst thing about ANNE V. is that she has had sex with Adam Levine, more than once. It’s not like it was an “oops, I am at a party drunk, and this midget rockstar wants a piece of me, and I’m new to this industry, I might as well just do it up, because I am a girl and that’s what vaginas are for”…. It was a more of a “I want a famous husband to knock me up and make me legit in the world of modelling”… When all she had to do was get half naked…which I guess it is something she’s figured out…
Eddie Murphy, probably has many illegitimate kids, and not just with Mel B, you know that kind of situation where he’s banged out many girls for decades, that he doesn’t know who his kids are, you know the kind of situation where he can meet a random chick in a bar, or backstage, and have no idea he is the father so that when he bangs them and knocks them up because it’s the easier way to do incest, ignorance is bliss….at least in this situation… Either way, she’s hot, she’s in her bikini, and she’s showing some nip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Mother Daughter Sex Film Stars Looking For Father-Son Co-Stars The mother-daughter duo who made headlines last year by revealing that they were working together in the “sex film” industry are now in search of father-son male counterparts to join them in getting it poppin’ with the cameras rolling. via Huffington Post A mother and daughter duo who make “freaky” films together are looking for a father-son team willing to join them on camera. Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time and never with each other — a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest. Now the Tampa, Fla.-based twosome are hoping to take their unorthodox relationship to the next level, with a nationwide search for a real father and son willing to shoot a sex film scene with them. “It’s something we’ve considered for a while,” Jessica Sexxxton told The Huffington Post. “We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica’s] age, but we haven’t done a father and son in real life or on camera.” Like the Sexxxtons, the father and son won’t have sex with each other, but Monica already has the scenario for this sordid family affair in mind. “Something like, ‘Hey Dad, my girlfriend’s got a hot mom,’” Monica hypothesized to HuffPost. “But we’d probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me.” A family full of freaks. The grandmother must be so proud….. Continue reading →
Tell ‘em why you mad son! Miami Heat Fan Flips A Middle Finger To Joakim Noah Via MiamiHerald Filomena Tobias, a Porsche-loving Palm Beach socialite once accused of drowning her wealthy husband, is the rabid middle-finger-flipping Miami Heat fan. Known as Phyllis to her friends, Tobias apparently got so hot under the halter top at Wednesday night’s Heat game that she jabbed her middle finger in the face of Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah, who had just been ejected from Game 2 of the Miami Heat’s playoff series vs. the Chicago Bulls. Like everything else these days, the less-than-demure move was caught on camera — by photographer Steve Mitchell — and the 47-year-old blonde’s finger-flip exploded like a viral bombshell. The Sun-Sentinel asked its readers if they knew the fan, and it didn’t take long for people to out her — including her daughter, who was slightly embarrassed by the episode. By noon Thursday, a cutout of the former Catholic schoolgirl’s photograph was being photo-shopped all over the web, showing her giving her famous salute to everyone from President Barack Obama to Bambi’s dead mother. “We’re humiliated,” Tobias’ daughter, Victoria Racanati, told Jose Lambiet of Gossip Extra, whose column appears in The Miami Herald. Racanati spoke to Lambiet from the family’s $4.4 million-home at The Bears Club in Jupiter. The daughter told The Sun-Sentinel her mother was far from apologetic. “People need to get a life,’’ she reportedly said. She seems like one of those “Real Rich Housewives Of Wherever-The-F**k Who Hate Each Other But Fake It For TV” type broads. SMH. Image via USA Today Sports
Something is not right with this… Arlene Castro was the last person to see Gina DeJesus and she is only too eager to fault her father. On the next page we have throwback footage of Arlene Castro, the kidnapper’s daughter, talking about her “friend” Gina DeJesus back in 2004 on America’s Most Wanted. Gina DeJesus was found in Ariel Castro’s house with Amanda Berry.
Looks like Porsha is no longer a real housewife! Kordell Stewart Files For Divorce From Porsha Stewart Porsha Stewart no longer has that picture perfect life as of today… Via TMZ reports: Kordell Stewart — the former Pittsburgh Steelers star — has filed for divorce from his reality star wife Porsha Williams … TMZ has learned. According to Fulton County Superior Court in Georgia, the 40-year-old NFL alum — who went by the nickname “Slash” during his playing days — filed for divorce on March 22. Stewart and Williams were married on May 21, 2011 — they have no children together. Stewart has a son from a previous relationship. Williams currently stars on “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” The issue of children came up often on the reality show — Porsha wanted to have kids AND a career in charity work … but Kordell told her she had to choose. We’ll keep you updated on this breaking story. Do you think their are other reasons why Kordell would want to separate himself from his reality star loud mouthed wife?
In white folks with black kids’ news… Looks like our OG “Black President” Bill Clinton will have a black grandbaby soon! Via National Enquirer reports : Big hearted CHELSEA CLINTON plans to adopt a baby from Africa, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The former first daughter, 33, decided on the surprising maternity plan after watching both parents battle potentially deadly health problems while she’s struggled to get pregnant, insiders say. “After years of worrying that she’d lose her dad Bill to a heart attack, Chelsea flipped out when her mom Hillary was hospitalized with a blood clot near her brain,” a close friend told The ENQUIRER. “The clot was successfully treated and Hillary is out of the woods, but the incident made Chelsea realize that life can turn on a dime.” MEANWHILE, her father – who had emergency quadruple bypass surgery in September 2004 and had two stents inserted in a clogged heart artery in February 2010 – has confessed that he longs for grandchildren. “I’m determined to live to be a grandfather,” the 66-year-old politician admitted in a candid TV interview last October. “But I just think the older you get, the more you want every year to count.” Since that interview, “Chelsea has been more determined than ever to give her parents a grandchild as soon as possible – and adopting an African baby is her new maternity plan,” said the source. “Besides that, her parents will be over the moon. In light of the family’s humanitarian values, nothing could be more rewarding than for Chelsea to give a needy baby a forever home.” Chelsea wed hedge fund executive Marc Mezvinsky, 35, on July 31, 2010, and while sources say they’ve been trying the “old-fashioned way,” she hasn’t been able to get pregnant. As The ENQUIRER recently reported, Chelsea decided to undergo in vitro fertilization treatments, but sources say a recent trip to Africa led to the adoption decision. “Chelsea has a heart of gold, and recently everything – from her parents’ health crises, to her and Marc’s inability to conceive and her family’s special devotion to the black community – came together in her mind,” said the source. “She realized that adopting an African child would be a good idea if she couldn’t get pregnant.” And as the daughter of a former president and former secretary of state, “she can cut some corners when it comes to the red tape of the adoption process,” said the source. “For now, Chelsea is doing everything she can to jump-start the adoption process. It’s possible a child could be selected in the next few months.” With an eye to starting a family, Chelsea and her husband have also reportedly started the process of buying a new $10.5 million apartment in Manhattan. The 5,000-square-foot residence has four bedrooms, six and a half baths, oak floors, Italian marble bathrooms and private elevator access. “It’s right across the street from Madison Square Park, and there’s no question that one of those bedrooms will be a nursery for Chelsea and Marc’s adopted baby,” said the source. “And when her father visits, he’ll be trailed by Secret Service agents – so there will always be plenty of helping hands when it comes to changing diapers!” If this is true, congrats to Chelsea and the whole Clinton family.
They say we’re all God’s children, but these kids were a little closer than most. Just because you might have been raised under the strict word of The father, the son and Holy spirit doesn’t mean you can’t go out into the secular world and find success amongst sinners. There are quite a few celebrites that grew up with a parent (usually the father) who was a man (or woman) of the Spirit. We know you might be familiar with some of Hollyweird’s Holy hero’s and heroines, but not so familiar with others. In either case allow us to present the famous faces who were rasied as PK’s. Peep the list after the flip Images via WENN
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