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Why Do the Jews Hate Sarah Palin So Much?

In Commentary , Jennifer Rubin attempted to explain why The Jews hate Sarah Palin . (Because they hate Real Americans, is basically her answer.) David Frum rebuts: she is just scary to everyone! Both leave out one hugely important detail. Rubin’s argument (most of which is behind a paywall, so if David Frum has severely misstated it, we apologize!) is basically that American Jews dislike Palin because of all of her bullshit rural working-class signifiers: large family, no formal education, folksy, hunting, etc

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There Is No Stopping Al Qaeda’s Booty Bombs

Here is the new thing for you to worry about, in terms of your own unavoidable violent death: Al Qaeda is now smuggling bombs inside their rectums. There is no hope of detection until it blows. Here, let CBS just clarify it for you : “Absolutely nothing [can detect these rectum bombs] other than to require people to strip naked at the airport,” said Yates

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Britney Will Keep Megan Fox’s Plane From Crashing

Megan Fox has quite the superstition to combat her fear of flying.

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Gollum Found Dead in Panama

Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo . A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama.

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Gollum Found Dead in Panama