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Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge… I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language… Springbreakers-1

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Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Adam Levine Asks Himself: Am I A Douchebag?

Adam Levine tries to figure out whether or not he is a douchebag in GQ magazine.

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Eliza Doolittle’s Booty In A Bikini

I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Eliza Doolittle , or why she’s famous or anything, but the good news is I think I’ve still managed to figure out why she’s worthy of the paparazzi’s attention. See, here she is at the beach in Miami, and with a bikini body this nice, I think we should make sure there’s a camera following Eliza 24/7. I’m even willing to contribute to the cause to help make that happen. So, how many more bikini shots can $5 and a fistful of McDonald’s coupons get? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Too Late? Scottsboro Boys To Be Pardoned Posthumously After Spending Years Locked Up, Accused Of Sex Assault On Shady White Girls

Alabama is attempting to revise it’s racist past by taking steps to posthumously pardon one of the most publicized cases of false imprisonment in black history . Via ABCNews reports : Nine black teens who were wrongly convicted of rape more than 80 years ago are set to receive posthumous pardons. The nine “Scottsboro Boys” were accused of gang rape by two white women in Alabama in the early 1930s. With the exception of one boy, all were convicted by white juries and sentenced to death row. The allegations, however, were false. While they were eventually freed without executions, the boys languished for years in prison, missing out on opportunities for education, jobs, marriage and life in general. The last of the men passed away nearly 25 years ago. Now, Alabama is trying to right past racial injustices and improve its reputation. The state House and Senate have voted unanimously in favor of a bill to posthumously pardon the teens. Governor Robert Bentley is expected to sign it. While civil rights organizations like the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) lauded the decision, they said that racial tensions still exist, and that there is more work to do. NAACP President and CEO Benjamin Todd Jealous pointed out to the Associated Press that Alabama is currently involved in a Supreme Court case involving whether a section of the Voting Rights Act should be upheld. Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 requires places with a history of discrimination, including Shelby County, Alabama, to obtain preclearance before altering their voting laws. Shelby County says the law unfairly punishes them for past injustices, but voter rights groups, including the NAACP and a group of Latino advocacy organizations, say voters who don’t speak English as a first language continue to be discriminated against, and that voter-roll purges unfairly target minorities. “Unfortunately,” Jealous told the AP, “Alabama still needs to consider its present.” This is one of the most infamous cases in AMERICA’s shady history — forget about Alabama. Of the nine men falsely accused of forcing sex on two train-riding skanky white girls (who were definitely spreading legs for white men) some of them were not even physically able to have sex at all! They had their names torn down and the shame of being attached to this case. It’s great that they’re being pardoned now — but Alabama owes them and their families more than just a pardon. And we agree with Ben Jealous — there are plenty of steps the state needs to take to address racism HERE and NOW! AP

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Pure Comedy: Ray J Set To Release New Not-So-Subtle Single “I Hit It First” With Kimmy Cakes Inspired Artwork!

Uh-oh… Ray J To Release New Kim Kardashian-Inspired Single “I Hit It First” Ray J might have just struck internet gold. The infamous R&B singer has just released the artwork to his new single “I Hit It First”. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what it is that Mr. J “hit” first. We can’t even lie, Ray J has been involved in a number of fades over the past couple years , but Kanye might want 5 minutes with him behind this new tune. For those who are confused as hell trying to figure out what this is supposed to be a picture of, hit the flip to see the pre-photoshopped version.

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Pure Comedy: Ray J Set To Release New Not-So-Subtle Single “I Hit It First” With Kimmy Cakes Inspired Artwork!

Lips of Babel

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(vimeo link) When they get to your language, you will figure out what these lips are doing in this film by Elle Muliarchyk. Link -via Everlasting Blort Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 04/04/2012 23:02 Number of articles : 2

Lips of Babel

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Mayor Rawlings Will Meet With Gay Protesters. But he says he’s not backing down over his refusal to sign a pledge to fight for gay marriage. Comment: whatever Rawlings’ original reasoning was, unless he’s actually against gay marriage, he has only succeeded in creating drama where there was none, and he needs to figure out Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : FrontBurner Discovery Date : 26/01/2012 05:52 Number of articles : 2

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Help Movieline Caption These Befuddling Stills from Tower Heist, The Help, and Abduction

Another day, another set of publicity stills from upcoming movies for all of us to wrap our snarky heads around. Peek into the distant future (all the way to fall 2011) and help Movieline figure out what’s going on in these images from Brett Ratner’s tower heist flick Tower Heist , Tate Taylor’s period novel adaptation The Help , and John Singleton’s Abduction , AKA Taylor Lautner Gets $7.5 Million to Play Tom Cruise .

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Who is Likeliest to Recreate Classic Golden Globe Moments This Sunday?

Say what you will about the Golden Globes, but its history is peppered with astounding TV moments. Is there a chance that winners/presenters at this Sunday’s ceremony can recreate the Globes’ three best moments? Let’s figure out who’s likeliest to match the Hollywood Foreign Press’s finest times this Sunday.

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Former Lawyer Swears: O.J. Simpson Was Innocent!

F. Lee Bailey helped O.J. Simpson beat the rap for murder. Now he’s trying to help clear his name in the court of public opinion for some reason. Evidence of O.J.’s innocence was held back in the 1995 trial in which he was acquitted in the murder of his ex-wife and her friend, Bailey says. In new legal papers , Bailey tells of four people who could have bolstered Simpson’s case but never testified, while offering a trial overview. WE WON! Simpson flanked by Bailey, left, and Johnnie Cochran in 1995. Simpson was found not guilty. Most Americans are convinced he is guilty, Bailey said, but his documents may persuade some doubters that he is innocent. ROTFL. Bailey wrote the documents, called “The Simpson Verdict,” as a proposal for a book that never materialized. He published them on his website Sunday. “It’s time somebody put out the real facts of the case,” he said of four people who never testified – a forensic scientist, an expert on battered women, a blood expert and the person who may have seen … wait for it … the real killer(s)! That witness, he wrote, saw a woman the night of the murders matching Nicole Brown Simpson’s description in an apparent confrontation with two men. Neither of whom was O.J. Simpson . Upon hearing of the murders the next day, the witness recalled what he saw, described it and even drew a sketch. The defense team decided not to call any of the four out of fear that additional jurors would be dismissed and a mistrial declared if the trial didn’t end. They also figured they had it won as it were, which was correct. Bailey said he thinks the real killers were out to collect a drug debt, killing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, mistaking them for their targets. Although Simpson was found not guilty in a court of law, Bailey said it’s important to prove him innocent in the court of public opinion. “O.J. has what I call the damnation of an acquittal,” Bailey said. Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred, who represented Nicole Brown Simpson’s family during Simpson’s trial, said she doesn’t see any “smoking gun” in Bailey’s document that might persuade people who think he was guilty to think otherwise. If Bailey’s evidence were that strong, she said, it would have been used in his civil trial, where he was found liable for wrongful deaths and ordered to pay a $33.5 million judgment. Hard to argue with Gloria on that one. “If Mr. Bailey can’t think of anything better than trying to help the public reputation of O.J. Simpson, that’s really sad,” Allred said, also validly. As for the fact that he pretty much admitted the murders on several occasions, and the fact that come on, he totally did, Bailey had no comment.

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