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Texas Man Offers "Finder’s Fee" For Thin, White, Non-Promiscuous Girlfriend

A woman in Texas has offered $10,000 to anyone who helps her find a husband . She took some heat for that stunt, but at least she has a sense of humor about it. The same can’t exactly be said for a wedding photographer named Larry Busby. He’s created a website titled Sleepless in Austin and tells visitors that he will give them a $1,500 “Finder’s Fee” if they set him up with a girlfriend. But he has some VERY specific demands. To wit, he writes: I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21-41. White, Hispanic, or of European descent. I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend. I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry , I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man. Guess this excludes Kim Kardashian . Anyway, if you or somehow you know has a person in mind that you think you would like to set up with Sleepless in Austin Larry, allow us to ask: What did that person ever do to you?!?

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Farrah Abraham Wants More Single Twitter Followers

Just when you thought Farrah Abraham had hit rock bottom, she proves you wrong. No, not because she’s “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom.” She’s just redefining where the bottom is. The sex tape star and her creepily vacant expression took to Twitter and suggested that, y’know, people should follow her. Well, if “your” single that is. Why? WHY would anyone follow Farrah Abraham ? Unless you’re just curious what on earth she would post about … in which case we sort of get it. We don’t entirely get it, because it’s more than likely going to be Farrah tweeting about strippers, porn or “staying positive” despite “haters,” but sorta. The other funny part? She randomly tweeted all of the UK too. Perhaps she’s already exhausted her supply of sugar daddy sites to troll domestically and wants to branch out. Whatever is going on up there, we can’t say. But if she gets bored, here are some other groups of people she could Tweet about joining Farrah Nation: Alcoholics Anonymous members (for her obvious problem) U.S. Congress (so they’ll actually have something to do) Sex tape buyers (it’s all about social media marketing) Westboro Baptist Church (for entertainment value) Jenelle Evans (same thing) Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Sequel in the Works?

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I See Black Black People! 2013 Fall TV Preview [VIDEOS]

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TV networks are finally getting the message- shows on the small screen need to reflect the times we live in.  As the “sassy Black friend”…

I See Black Black People! 2013 Fall TV Preview [VIDEOS]

Farrah Abraham: REJECTED By Days of Our Lives!

Farrah Abraham will not play any role on Days of Our Lives, despite reports that she auditioned to play a hooker , which did seem to make sense logically. Abraham definitely did try to secure the part of call girl Destiny on the long-running NBC soap opera, but a new report says she will play no part on it . “That is false,” a rep for the soap opera said regarding the casting rumors. The audition tape has surfaced online, however, and it’s hilarious. Watch: Farrah Abraham Audition Tape Yeah. At least she can swear and play with her hair a lot. So convincing! Farrah Abraham auditioned for the soap opera part earlier this year, and the above video “leaked” much like her “private” sex tape with James Deen did. Overall, her acting is pretty terrible, but at least she can fall back on her singing career (see below) if all else goes south for her down the line. Actually, on second thought, better stick to the porn. Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own

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NYC Man Instagrams His Paycheck, Gets Fired!

Thinking of posting a photo of your paycheck on Instagram? Think again. A New York man, apparently frustrated with the cost of living in the biggest city in the country, posted a photo of his paycheck to photo sharing site.  Not surprisingly, a report from NYC’s WPIX confirms that father of four-year-old twins, who is/was a top Lacoste salesman, was fired as a result. What happened to the days where you didn’t tell anyone how much money you make? Apparently, they are gone. Check out the story below! Man Fired For Posting Paycheck to Instagram Wade Groom says it was not meant as a commentary about his employer, but was nonetheless canned for violating Lacoste’s confidentiality agreement. Social media takes down another victim. Let this be a cautionary tale friends.

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Farrah Abraham Reality Show: CANCELED Before it Even Started!

We hope you’re sitting down for this, but Farrah Abraham ‘s reality show is already DOA. Please, try not to gasp audibly, especially if you’re in public. Following the overwhelming “success” of this year’s sex tape/porno effort, the former Teen Mom starlet had been pitching several reality show ideas. They didn’t take, apparently. Farrah Abraham Reality Show Canceled Despite actively pitching a show on her life, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed to celebrity gossip site Radar Online , adding: “The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.” Yes … its working title was Finding Farrah . No word where you’ll be finding Farrah Abraham next, but it appears producers are more interested in stories of success achieved through hard work and sacrifice. You know, rather than porn. Case in point? Abraham’s co-star Maci Bookout’s new show, Being Maci , has been picked up and given a premiere date by MTV. On the bright side, Farrah can always fall back on having feverish sexual intercourse on camera, or of course her once-in-a-generation musical talent. Girl really knows how to perform. Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own

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Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated…. But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again…. Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny. TO SEE THE MORE KATY PERRY TIT AT THE GRAMMY’s FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity…. You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself. TO SEE MORE RIHANNA NIPPLE IN A HOT DRESS AT THE GRAMMYS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton is the SI 2013 Cover of the Day

I was lied to….just the other day I was told that Nina Agdal was the new Kate Upton, and despite looking handicap, I thought thank god a girl with a good body is finally getting back into the bikini model leading role….but I shoulda known better…Kate Upton’s tits get hits and the past year has been a series of her getting job after job…becoming more and more famous…proving that dudes don’t care about hot fit bodies…they just care about sloppy fucking tits…she’s not hot, not deserving, there’s no real reason for her to be at this level, she must be related to someone important, somewhere, cuz seriously, she’s a total pig..but a pig people love staring at and a pig they throw on the cover cuz maybe, just maybe, it will see some copies, despite no one doing that whole magazine thing anymore…. This is a disappointment…but at least they took my advice and said “if we’re gonna put her on the cover, let’s get her in a snow suit, cuz a snow suit is the best bikini for her shitty body type…. I blame all you tit obsessed kids who weren’t breast fed…

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Miranda Kerr Knows How To Dress For A Wedding

I’m not a big weddings guy, it’s a hell of a lot to sit through just to get to the free meal and open bar, but after seeing these pictures of Miranda Kerr in this lingerie/wedding shoot for Victoria’s Secret,  I’m starting to change my mind. Let me just say, I’m glad Victoria’s Secret is finally getting into the wedding dress game. And I hope to see my future ex-wife walk down the aisle in one of these someday. It’s every little boy’s dream. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts

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