So when I heard there was video of Brooke Burke getting embarrassed on the set of some lingerie photoshoot, I had my fingers crossed it involved a wardrobe malfunction. Turns out though, she was just caught dancing to PSY’s Gangnam Style . I’m not going to lie, that song is insanely catchy and Brooke can definitely shake it. I just wish she had been caught reenacting some other viral video on a bed. Like, say, One Night in Paris. Is that really too much to ask?
This is amazing, only because Jessica Simpson is semi-retarded and watching her talk bullshit about weight loss tha she is contractually paid to talk about, while not showing her body because there has been no weightloss, but instead just showing her fat face, telling us this program works…..even though she still looks like she’s fucking pregnant….even though her kid is pushing two….cuz some girls hormonally can’t say no to cake….fast food….donuts….fried chicken and whatever else she stuffs down her fat face….that if you remember was fat pre-gettting pregnant and that her pregnancy was just a cover to justify her impending diabetes…. As far as I’m concerned, she’s no spokesperson for health, fitness, or good eating….I am sure Weight Watchers has their fingers crossed that she steps up her game…otherwise she’ll be paying them back…not that she really cares…she has all the money in the world….failing at this won’t really do much damage to much more than her heart…. Point is, people eat badly, people don’t move enough, fat girls have big tits, I like big tits…… TO SEE PICS OF THE TANK OF A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS WEIGHT WATCHERS WORKS IN WAYS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK
Joanna Krupa is the kind of girl who did Dancing with the Stars before being a star. You know a girl on a mission to milk her escaping communism by getting some implants, and doing some really low level marketing campaigns, that made her a household name to the very active Maxim subscriber….while the average guy didn’t give a fuck about her….other than appreciating the fact that she had a hot body…if faced with a picture of her…you know what I mean, hot pussy, not very memorable… Well I guess she is at a crossroad in her caree, where she has to figure out how to make noise, now that her one bottom feeding stunt, Dancing with the Stars is over….I am sure her fingers are crossed that they do a reunion special, or a greatest hits and she makes the cut, cuz after that kind of play, it is all downhill from there….Never was, never will be, just getting older and haggered….let’s show some tit and get talked about…works for me. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Bregje Heinen Radiate is new Victoria’s Secret import who they have abducted violently from her home country in order to make her famous by getting her half naked and paying her in American work Visas and threats to not kill her family…at least that’s how I assume this happens, why else would they go into international waters, outsourcing American jobs when at least 1 percent of the American population aren’t obese, inbred and ugly as fuck…. Either way, before Victoria’s Secret, she was a model, and she was on the runway, and she showed her tits, and I liked it, cuz she’s lovely, and I’d love to make her squirt all over my face, or at lease sniff her fingers after she inserted her tampon….cuz that’s my move.
So I woke up this morning to an amazing rumor, a rumor so hot that it’s probably way too good to be true, but I’m going to keep my fingers crossed. According to
Here’s some Miley Twitter erotica cuz I love her hot body…even when it is clothed and sprawled out on a day bed like she’s either medicated and ready to be taken advantage of…or just tired on her Memorial Day….because her life isn’t one long, never ending vacation…..you know full of money, celebrity perks, and the abilty to do whatever the fuck she wants at any given time….because she has a staff that caters to all her needs….a life that I guess is so exhausting….exhaustion that if I was in the room…I’d definitely have to sneak attack with my fingers/mouth/and/or/penis….I’ve been accused of rape at least once for this kind of romance….I call Sloth-rotica…..
Beyonce and Jay-Z 4th Anniversary It’s the 4th anniversary for “4-aholics” Jay-Z and Beyonce , and in honor of that…we’ve compiled a few of photos of them enjoying each other’s company—-past and present. Why are they “4-aholics” you ask?? – The named their baby Ivy, as in IV, as in 4 – Beyonce’s bday is Sept. 4 – Jay-Z’s bday is Dec. 4 – They got married on 4/4/08 – They have little IV’s tatted on their fingers – Beyonce named her album 4 – And the list goes on….. Peep some current pics along with some throwbacks of hip hop’s most powerful couple.
I’m really liking this Victoria Justice cutie, she’s just so hot and wholesome, I want to take her home for a sleepover. She’ll be naked and I’ll be fully clothed of course. Anyhow, here she is in her weird tight pants looking as cute as ever. I’m not sure how wholesome sucking on your fingers in front of a bunch of children and creepy old dudes is, but somehow she gets away with it. If I did this kind of thing, someone’s calling the cops…. Double standards.
In the trailer for Prometheus , dick-of-the-moment Michael Fassbender is looking thoughtfully at his fingers and says “big things have small beginnings.” We get it. Prometheus is obviously a thinly veiled allegory about his huge cock . There’s a lot of running and screaming, slimy goo on fingers, Charlize Theron looking intense, and planet-shattering. This is what happens when he swings it about…. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 18/03/2012 00:40 Number of articles : 2
It looks like now that Taylor Momsen is eighteen, she hasn’t wasted any time getting her fingers dirty. Here she is lying in bed with pornstar Jenna Haze. This is what I’m talking about, more eighteen year olds should have role models like pornstars. Apparently this is for FHM magazine, not that I really care, I’m just excited for the future lesbian scene. Hot.
