“Sensitive thugs, ya’ll all need hugs” – Jay-Z It’s hard to be a star and have everyone pointing their fingers at you. It takes thick skin. Some, though, give it a shot even though they are as sensitive as an inflamed lady part. Here are some men that seem to be p*ssed off all the time no matter what’s going on.
This 19 year old named roxxxiii was using this cam site as a career move. She gets that horny dudes will bankroll her life if she interacts with them in a bra. She had endless immigrant dudes asking her if she likes uncut dicks, if she likes biting off dicks,one guy even said he’s going to take big cum and she smiled so much, cuz she was getting paid hard… One guy laughed at her buck teeth, that guy was me, and she said it was cuz she sucked her thumb as a kid…something that made the authentic perverts real fucking exciting…. I spent 15 mins on her show. The entire time she was demanding money. She kept saying “Give me tokens, you have three minutes to give me tokens”, and I would been mad if I wasn’t too busy laughing at the dudes knee deep in the shit… So she wins even if she doesn’t get naked and hardly does anything erotic, all she did was sit there and wait with a timer, she didn’t even talk dirty…just timelines and targets to reach her money goals, reminding us how idiotic men are and pretty much laugh in our face for being such morons…sending her money…for nothing…that’s why roxxxiii is today’s webcam star…I mean along with her buck teeth. Awesome… TO FIND YOUR OWN WEBCAM STAR HERE – There are MIllions of Them FOLLOW THIS LINK TO FIND YOUR OWN WEBCAM STAR HERE – There are MIllions of Them FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are some pics of Pink headed to the hospital….probably to give birth…Disgusting…I know my fingers crossed she had a miscarriage….or a still birth or really anything that prevents her from procreating… Wow. I’m a heartless asshole..but really life has been good enough to her, what’s a little dead baby she’s been expecting and carrying around all these months to level the playing feel, you know to make her feel like a human who is not invincible or immune to tragedy….while saving the world from her shitty clone…Seems the logical choice to me…
-Mmm… Corissa Furr is a tasty ring girl -Sweet belt bra -Tasty lingerie babe – Bianca Smith is tight! – Alyssa Milano is looking tired – Holly Lynch is smokin’! -This chick is messed up -This is awesome lol ! More Tuna: Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Rihanna Is Married? Rotten Tuna: Fergie Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Hit Victoria’s Secret Christina Aguilera Almost Flashes Some Booty Alessandra Ambrosio Flashes Her New Bra Join Hollywood Tuna’s Facebook
Am I supposed to know who this Jaime King bird is, because I don’t. I’m not too upset about it, I forget things after a few drinks, but I like to keep track of all the Hollywood hotties and this one seemed to slip through my fingers. It’s going to happen occasionally. Anyhow, she’s pretty cute and she’s dropping some decent amount of cleavage so it’s a good start. Next time I’d like to get a look at the ass though. Good.
One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…
I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good… It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.
I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards, or on the telephone in our own backyards, who park in vans outside of hair salons jerking off to the shit, the same kind of guy you’ve probably seen innocently stroking his woman’s hair, before letting that take over his fucking life, you know the feeling of silky, luxurious hair running through their fingers…maybe even going to hairdresser school or at least working as a janitor in a hair salon, so that he has access to bags and bags of hair he can bring home and fill his bathtub with, rolling around in it’s elegance and scents, who find this kind of thing highly erotic in a weird way… I’m not one of those people…To me…This is boring as fuck.
Here at Movieline HQ we like to keep our fingers on the pulse of the film world, so we’ll be polling film critics and bloggers in Park City on a variety of topics throughout the week. Check in each day to hear what our panel of experts have to say about the hot films, deals, and stories coming out of Sundance ’11… starting with Day 1’s Big Question: Which three films do you refuse to leave Park City without having seen?
I want to say that I’m excited that Jennifer Lopez has officially become the next American Idol judge, except that would be a complete fabrication. So instead l’m going to tell you about how hot this chicks boobs are… Obviously her ass normally draws most of the attention, but today is a special day…. A Jennifer Lopez cleavage day.
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