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TMZ’s Kick-Ass Cook-Out Contest!

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Loose Fitting MILF Top

Here’s sexy latina MILF Sofia Vergara shaking her lady goods while leaving a restaurant the other day. Obviously I can’t tell she’s shaking the goods, they’re pictures after all, but I’ve seen the way she walks around on that TV show she’s on and I have to assume everything is giggling around pretty nicely. Especially in that loose top of hers. Sweet. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for… I don’t even have to finish that expression, I just wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Period.

Sofia Vergara’s Hot Latina MILF Boobs

I absolutely love hot latina MILF Sofia Vergara , so it didn’t take me long to decide to put up these pictures of her at some event the other night showing off her big old boobies. I know that making motorboating jokes is pretty lame, so I won’t, but I will say in all seriousness that I want to motorboat Sofia’s sweet latina boobs or reasonable facsimile. I’m willing to pay up to one hundred dollars a boob. If someone can make this happen for me it would be greatly appreciated. Hit me up on

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Susan Sarandon’s Old Lady Cleavage For Some Reason I Don’t Care To Explain

You know it’s a slow day at HollywoodTuna when I’ve got pictures of Susan Sarandon’s old lady cleavage up on the site. What was I thinking? I knew I shouldn’t have had all that Grand Marnier . Hopefully some of you will appreciate this, if not, forward it to your dad.

Sofia Vergara’s Killer Side Booty Shots

Yesterday I had some awkward pictures of Julie Bowen , the mom from the show Modern Family , running around the beach in her bikini so I thought I should give one of her co-stars a little attention too. Here’s spicy Colombian MILF Sofia Vergera showing off some nice side booty in these profile shots of her on the set. I would just love to get a handful of that ass, she’d probably yell some sort of obscenities at me, but I can’t understand a word she says anyway so who cares. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara’s Latina Cleavage Is Distracting

I wanted to write a post about Sofia Vergara’s gorgeous Latina cleavage, then I got distracted by the afore mentioned cleavage and lost my train of thought. Then I noticed I can see her frickin’ thong through her stretched out dress and completely lost my way. Jesus!!! I think I’m in love, marry me. I watch her show and honestly can’t understand a word she says, I hope our language barrier won’t be an issue. If she keeps wearing outfits like this I’m sure we can make it work. Enjoy.

Sofía Vergara Drops Some Impressive Cleavage

Here’s Latina hottie Sofia Vergara showing off some nice cleavage at the Lakers game the other night. I know there are a bunch of jokes about dribbling or palming her sweet basketballs but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Sofia deserves better than that, she’s a classy, talented, intelligent woman and should be treated as such. That being said, I would like to drive to that hole like I was Wilt Chamberlain in the sixties. Enjoy.

TMZ’s Best Breast Contest!

With Heidi Montag’s HUGE revamped boobs making their public debut, we were inspired to hold our first annual Best Breast Contest as an homage to the gal we love so dearly.Be sure and email in your photos early for a chance at the $250 prize and some … Permalink

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

It’s Friday and I’m a little hung over, I shouldn’t have had all those Champagne coolies with those strippers, so I’m glad I found these pictures of Sofia Vergara’s big boobs lounging in her bikini.

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Sofia Vergara’s Profile Is A Winner

Here’s Sofia Vergara arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards last night showing off her impressive talents on the red carpet. She’s a smart woman

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