Roni Rose, the model who became famous on the internet after a photo of her thirsting over Steph Curry went viral, may be in deep trouble for promoting a website that has been linked to an illegal prostitution ring. Rose promoted a business called Mad Girls Fitness Club, which was advertised as a modeling agency, but […]
Caroline Wozniacki is a Tennis Star, but unlike other Tennis Stars like Serena Williams, who I posted two posts ago, she actually looks like a woman, and not a Bruce Jenner in a bikini. I’ve seen Wozniacki play, I am actually a tennis fan, which in and of itself is hilarious since I’m the opposite of high society, and walking into watch a tennis match seems to make people feel uneasy, but then again, it’s usually in the park and the people playing are amateurs not inviting a pervert like me or my suggestions to wear shorter skirts… The reason I like Womne’s tennis, is partially because the white bread sport offers a level of sophistication and class I appreciate, but also because women’s tennis is slower paced so you can follow the ball as they make aggressive grunts, shrieks, cries as they power through with each swing…all while wearing cute skirts that allow for ass flash, sweaty panty flash, and just girls being fit, doing fitness, squeeze their puss as they search for power is generally is erotic… So if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, make it tennis. That’s the words of wisdom of the day. The post Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day… I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter. She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in… Here’s her flat – huge square ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday The post Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You might know J.K. Simmons as “that guy.” That guy who played the dad in Juno , that guy who won the Academy Award in Whiplash , that guy from the Spiderman movies. Basically, he’s a character actor who’s been in a lot of stuff. You may have also heard him referred to as “that bald guy,” but likely never “that insanely ripped sexagenarian.” Yep, the pic above is J.K. Simmons, not Santa Claus on steroids. And yes, the long white beard is new, too, but it’s the muscles that are making jaws drop. Simmons is training with fitness pro Aaron Williamson, who has been sharing pics of the transformed actor to Instagram. “Every time we train together I forget he’s 61 years old,” Williamson wrote. “So much respect for this guy. #JKSimmons #OldManCranking” Here’s another photo he shared: “Saturday morning, 61 years old & making the young generation jealous,” the trainer captioned the pic. “This is what dedication looks like. #JKSimmons,” he added. Dedication, indeed. *Puts down brownie* The always-working actor is possibly getting buff in preparation for his upcoming role in Justice League, in which he plays Commissioner Gordon. We’re impressed. Looks like Zac Efron and his muscles may have some competition. View Slideshow: 17 Radical Celebrity Transformations
Roof attended Tuesday’s hearing sitting “impassively” in front of the victims’ families, journalists and spectators, the Times reports. He faces 33 counts, including hate crimes.
In slow news today, fitness and aerobics guru Richard Simmons is rumored to have transitioned to a woman named Fiona, according to the National Enquirer. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Now while the Enquirer’s stories can be questionable at times, we’re baffled with curiosity since Simmons has been out of the public eye for the last three […]
You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
celeber.ru The thing I like about midget Emilia Clarke is that on Game of Thrones they refer to her as the midget – so everyone, including her knows she’s a midget, and as a midget you should imagine spinning her and her big in proportion tits…. I don’t like Game of Thrones because all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and had sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but Emilia Clarke is lovely…. The post Emilia Clarke for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is an average at best 40 year old pretending to be 18 who I find absolutely over exposed and irritating if she wasn’t Here’s her bathroom photoshoot, because she’s a shameless media manipulator who doens’t miss an opportunity to pose like a cunt – who doesn’t care because she’s cashing in… Here she is crying for attention with really subtle snaps of her ass in fitness – so it’s ok – but she still had a friend shoot her doing this – from this angle – to show off her ass – because that’s what she’s about – she just doesn’t want people to think she’s that shameless – even though she is… The post Bella Thorne Slutty Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are freaking out about this Jenna Vecchio from Ottawa Canada character – who was kicked out of the gym, or probably asked to cover-up for dressing like an exhibitionist stripper – in tight and revealing fitness gear – at the gym…where people wear fitness gear all the time…just not 4 sizes too small…I guess… We can assume she is innocent, just a naturally busty girl trying to live life, being oppressed and judged by having big tits, in a world where big tits are no longer celebrated, but are instead a crime… Or maybe she’s bought her tits, to match her tattoo and is an aspriring instagram model, because everyone loves big tits on a small frame.. I don’t know Jenna Vecchio and her Ottawa Gym Big Titty Drama…I just know that as a people we must unite and defend that now famous for her tits, tits, that got kicked out of the gym for being tits… Let the big tits free…stop trying to cover up and treat our gyms like a MUSLIM state…. These tits almost make me want to go to the gym, remembering that girls are all exhibitionists now… Either way, this is a cause to get behind…and if you’re lucky – UP INSIDE…. Here’s her riveting TITTY ACTIVIST – TITTY VICTIM – STATEMENT: “I pointed out to them that my shirt was no different than any other woman’s shirt. They informed me that it did not matter that due to my chest size I could not wear a tank top“ The post Jenna Vecchio is Titty Gym Girl With Tits Too Big for the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .