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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Porn of the Day

Charlotte McKInney is a huge fucking stat and people like her…at least that’s what she keeps telling herself as she looks in the mirror at her questionable Florida trash face that she knows under different circumstances would be a bottle service girl on the Fort Lauderdale strip, you know either hooters or that other one that girls Flash their tits from because that’s just what Florida brings out in people..I blame the toxins from the Ocean water in the air… I guess to support those affirmations in the mirror, getting a ton of fucking likes for pics like this can help delusions blossom that people actually like her or think she’s hot because they interracted with a topless fucking pic… I posted her GQ Mexico, because she’s bootleg the other day, here they are again…because help this bottom feeder – bottom feed – it’s not like she’s got that solid a window of opportunity ahead of her… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…I am surrounded by fatness so the idea of fitness is foreign to me….and I get confused…. It could just be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, even though she wasn’t hot, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on….. Holding on to what she had… The post Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karmen Pedaru in Denim of the Day

Karmen Pedaru is some Estonian model…I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one step away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade…the tall ones, like Karmen Pedaru, always escape though…to work a different sex trade, called the fashion sex trade, which is also a billion dollar business of exploited women from the factory floor to the Runway shows, all designed to sell clothes no one needs for too much money, because it has a perceived value and people need to spend their money on something- it might as well be a shirt… I am not hating on the sex trade, I like sex, I just don’t care about all these trying to get famous tricks, there are too many of them from all over the world and all of them, even the lowest level of hooker, are too good and know it, to fuck with me… So I focus on what’s important that is that she’s got PED in her name because I’m basic… The post Karmen Pedaru in Denim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts…. I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40. The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day

The other day – I looked up ovulation porn just to see if it existed and as I expected…it did…everything exists…but Alexis Ford is taking it to that next level with Plane Crash porn… Her name is Danielle Lagree, also known in the porn world as Alexis Ford, who is an amateur pilot…landing on the freeway in California the other day… I mean, I don’t think there’s anything that funny about a small plane crash, or emergency landing due to mechanical issues. I don’t even think a porn chick flying planes is really that big of a deal either, I mean they are people too and in today’s day and age of porn everywhere….it’s mainstream…bigger than Hollywood and these porn chicks are for the most part just misguided everyday girls who like to fuck and think it’s cool to fuck on camera…since dudes jerk off to porn…at least regular dudes…not me…since I hate the shit… I think it’s just funny because porn stars doing anything that isn’t sucking dick is funny, they’ve positioned themselves like that…so that when they go down…her audience assumes it’s not a plane on a freeway but more on dicks… Here’s an interview about her being a pilot… I guess now that she’s married to a fitness guy and she’s retired from porn… Here’s a bunch of her pics… I’m sure you can google her and find her in more compromising positions than a plane crash…. The post Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day

Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks… Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals… VIA – REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks… Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals… VIA – REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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