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Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day

Apparently, you can see nipple in sweater thanks to flash bulbs and cheap Jessica Simpson fabrics used in her quick to market, K-Mart brand of clothing….that just can’t handle being stretched out over her notoriously huge tits, huge tits, that haven’t turned into pecs despite all the fitness she’s committed herself to, in order to fulfill her Weight Watchers contract and really to fulfill her obligations as a pop star, who may not do music anymore, but instead makes babies while her dad fucks boys, her sister makes half black babies, and her husband cashes in on being the dude who fucks the dumb blonde chick everyone wanted to fuck 15 years ago…. I guess what I’m saying, is that I think these pics are substantial, well deserved, a little late to the game with the nipples, but glad she tries, despite her billions of dollars.. I guess what I’m saying is that I love when married moms use their tits as the last thing they have going for them in terms of sex appeal to get attention.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Here is a beautifully shot video of her from the night.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I will never understand Eva Longoria’s fame, but it turns out she’s really fucking famous on an international level. I remember meeting some dude at a bar who went nuts on me when I was talking about Eva Longoria, as I do, all the time, after he told me she was making some kind of appearance or speech….to which I said “who the fuck cares about that Mexican bitch”…she was on one TV show…that’s it…and it wasn’t even a good TV show… It makes no sense…I know what you’re thinking, the guy who freaked on me was a gay Hispanic guy….but not even, he was some Irish straight dude drinking beer…who was very into Eva Longoria… She’s not even hot, I mean hot for a 40 year old Mexican, they normally have 18 kids and a tortilla body….with no neck….but this one, thanks to being Hollywood, and the kind of white girl first generation Mexican, who hires Mexicans…to be her slaves just to prove how non-mexican she is in her primarily white Texas highschool that has turned into her life… She’s rich, she fucks rich, she does fake charity work…and she wears bikinis like a middle age woman who doesn’t want to size up to admit she’s thicker…but prefers her fat spilling over the string bikini…that should be spanx shorts… I’m not a fan. Maybe I’m racist..even though my name is Jesus Martinez…I just think this girl is full of shit, even in her bikini on some trashy hooker Pussycat Doll Fitness retreat… I like the Estrogen patches….so feminine… The post Eva Longoria in One Size Too Small Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis is Showing Some Nipple of the Day

Scout Willis likes the whole free the nipple movement. She’s a celebrity kid, which means she’s empty and looking for anything with substance or meaning to fill her empty soul, and as a fake rich kid hipster artist girl, I guess this is as good a campaign as anything to support, because she has nipples and she wants to show them…so stop sexualizing them…even though I’ve never met a man to tell a woman to put her shirt back on, if anything, I’ve seen men pay money for this…so I would like to thank whoever the frat boy behind the free the nipple movement is, a clever fuck who figured out how to get girls topless, who wasn’t that clever since women are dumb…because let’s not sexualize nipples by showing nipples that girls make me suck when fucking them…because women sexualize nipples The post Scout Willis is Showing Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day

This is the LOL of the day…. First…fat girls who get cast as regular sized models..and not plus sized models even though she’s huge.hitting the gym..because she probably never has hit the gym…unless there was an all you can eat buffet attached to it.. Bitch is a rich model…but is looking like they are Roseanne at the peak of her fatness on the way to make a tuna casserole in her trailer park home…rocking her fitness gear from Target because it’s all she can afford, it makes her feel fit, and a medium is very forgiving… The reality of it is is that it is a joke on another level too…and that level is how funny it is to watch fat people to work out, and sure she’s not working out here, even though she’s probably burning more calories than her actual workout, by walking a block…lazy bitch…but the idea of her trying to do jumping jacks or squats..is just hysterical..som eclown car level funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 10.6.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Bella Hadid’s nipples want out of this dress ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Carla Gugino nude at the beach ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Carl’s Jr. hottie Elle Evans goes nude for Playboy ( egotasticallstars.com ) Curly haired German model Leila Lowfire is a stunner ( boobieblog.com ) Some unbelievable amateur cleavage ( doubleviking.com ) UFC fighter Felice Herrig nude in Muscle & Fitness ( steakwood.com ) Demi Lovato nude in Vanity Fair ( fleshbot.com )

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Congratulations: Rosa Acosta Opens Up Flagship “Cossamia” Store [Photos]

Rosa Acosta Opens Cossamia Store Fitness vixen Rosa Acosta celebrated the grand opening of her flagship store, Cossamia, with a​n all-pink affair and ribbon cutting ceremony over weekend in LA. The soiree also featured an exclusive pop-up shop for Amber Rose’s new eyewear collection Bash EyeWear. Rosa was joined in celebration by many of her friends, including fashion designers Geebin Flores and Angel Brinks, and reality rapper Somaya Reece. Nice! peep more pics below…

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Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers…. The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off… The post Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sam Faeirs bikini photo

Sam Faeirs showcases her incredible pre-baby figure bikini body and golden glow in her new fake tan campaign taken before she fell pregnant. Sam has been getting to grips with her first pregnancy and whilst she says her style hasn#39;t changed too much, she is considering ditching her beloved heels soon The reality TV star has certainly seen her star sky-rocket since leaving the show behind. As well as launching a fitness site, Sam has also been busy shooting her latest fashion collection for

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9 Celeb Couples Who Refuse To Wed Their Lovers

  Aint No Wedding! 8 Celeb Couples Who Refuse To Wed With ridiculously high divorce rates , it’s no question why anyone would be a little frightened of marriage now days. These celebs however, have put in many years of hard work but still won’t wed their significant others. See which celeb couples refuse to jump the broom in Holy matrimony.

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Desert Thrill Seeking: How To Track Rhinos In Namibia!

Writer Roxanne Reid describes her crazy adventure tracking down rhinos in the desert of Namibia. 

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