I don’t know when my love for skinny girls, I’m talking emaciated half dead, weak and unable to say no or run from my predator instincts, all eating a stick of gum and diet coke for their daily calorie intake, turned into being into healthy and fit girls who don’t do drugs, or smoke, or eat processed food…but it happened…. It probably has something to do with Anorexic chicks not getting their periods and thus not being fertile enough to be considered women despite the vagina hanging out their weak body…and Izabel Goulart, ex Victoria’s Secret model, rocks her fitness game on instagram hard, making following her and jerking off to her pics a little easier and worth doing…here she is in Today’s fitness.
You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal.. Apparently, this is the video… Here are the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal.. Apparently, this is the video… Here are the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is pretty spectacular…I like when she gets her fitness game on, not quite as much as I like when she gets her fucking old, bald, jacked up dudes game on, or even as much as when she gets her making Megan Fox obsolete, not because of Megan Fox’s pregnancy, but because she showed how a talentless model can carry her role, and not even as much as I like seeing her topless for fashion…but enough to do this post…she’s a babe. TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK To see more ass pics CLICK HERE
Another week, another episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County! Just what Monday night needs, right? “The Time Is Now” for Gretchen and Slade as the buxom blonde will propose to her beau (finally)! And Vicki will make a surprising announcement about Brooks. But not before she can receive a new nickname, of course. Let’s get rolling with our THG +/- recap! Vicki’s having Lydia and Alexis over to show them the new un-Donn’ed house. Vicki’s thinking of having a party to show everyone the new house. But she’s going to have a Winter Wonderland party outside. To show off the inside of the house. Okay. Lydia says she feels like she likes Slade and then he talks and she doesn’t like him anymore. Plus 3 . Slade’s pulling his old tricks again and talking about Vicki on his radio show. Her new nickname is “Tupperware Face.” Immediately upon hearing it, Alexis tells Vicki to turn the radio show off. Smart, Alexis! Plus 2. Vicki plans to invite Slade to her party anyway just so she can call him out on his latest antics. At Casa Dubrow, Terry calls a family meeting. They need to tell the kids that they’re building a new house. Nicky isn’t a fan at first, but then Terry tells him they can build a bigger movie theater and he’s on board. Plus 10. At the radio station, Slade’s co-host plays the “perfect” song for him. She pushes play and Gretchen’s song begins to play. At first he doesn’t know what’s going on but by the time the song hits the bridge, he’s crying, his cohost is crying, and it’s a little dusty in my living room. Plus 50 . While Slade’s being song-bombed in his studio, Gretchen’s busy setting up an engagement party for him. The party looks way more like it’s for Gretchen than for Slade, but hey, everybody loves a party. Plus 5. Gretchen pulled out all the stops for this engagement. She sent a tux and a limo to his office, scheduled a helicopter ride, planned the party. Oh, and the song. She didn’t invite any of the ladies to the party. Vicki hates Gretchen and Slade, she’s been on the outs with Alexis for a year, she and Tamra are in a rough patch, and now Heather’s talking smack about her acting gigs. Poor Gretch. At least she’ll get the guy. She sits down with her mom and has a heart to heart about her past relationships. They’ve all ended in tragedy so she’s a little scared of the next step with Slade. Mom gives her stamp of approval on Slade. Plus 4. As the helicopter lands, Slade catches site of Gretchen and Gretchen catches sight of Slade. They’re both crying. She makes an amazing speech, the smartest, most eloquent thing Gretchen has ever said in maybe her whole life. It’s so incredibly sweet. Plus 50. Before giving an answer, Slade gets down on one knee, apparently not realizing that the proposal already happened and he wasn’t the one to issue it. Whatever. He says yes. Plus 20. Tamra and Eddie are ready to sell memberships to CUT Fitness even though the gym isn’t open yet. Alexis, who was kicked out of the studio once upon a time, is the first to show up and be welcomed into it. Plus 12. Back at the hotel, Gretchen and Slade enter the party and are greeted by their family and closest friends. Slade’s mom welcomes Gretchen to the family. So does Slade’s son Gavin, who sounds exactly like his father. Plus 8. Gretchen gives another little speech and welcomes her friends from high school and college and now and then welcomes their family. Vicki’s setting up for her Winter Wonderland party but tells her decorators and crew to scale it back. She wanted a Mediterranean Winter Wonderland. She’s shouting about the “bitches” who are arriving in an hour. Minus 12. She wants no drama at her party. Good luck. Ryan’s back in town so he gets his honey-do list: fix the fridge, fix the water heater, take out the trash. He declines. Tamra and Eddie arrive first and Tamra’s excited to meet Baby Troy. Baby Troy’s excited to make a poop in his diaper. As a housewarming present, Tamra brought Vicki a BFF frame with a picture of the two of them in it. A not terribly flattering photo, but a photo. Plus 3. There is much SQUEEing as the rest of the group arrives. Tamra’s surprised to see Jim arrive with Alexis. Never seeing Jim ever would be great, so I feel you, Tamra. Lydia believes people should whisper the word “magical.” Minus 4. Hey, Lydia. Stop eating your mom’s brownies. While the ladies are sitting around, Vicki announces that Brooks is back and Tamra’s visibly unhappy. Briana doesn’t know yet and Tamra previews the giant problem Vicki’s going to have when Briana finds out. Tamra changes the subject and announces that she and Eddie have a wedding date set. Then talk turns to Gretchen just as Gretchen and Slade walk in the door. Next week’s finale is going to be…a lot of Vicki screaming like Vicki screams. Can’t wait! EPISODE TOTAL: +151 SEASON TOTAL: -158
It must be a devastating day for J.Woww….knowing that Snooki and her fitness, despite being a mom, has a hotter body than her… It is a devastating day for me, knowing that Snooki and her fitness despite being a mom, has a hotter body that J.Woww… Whenever these garbage humans come along and I know who they are, I kinda hate myself a little more than I already do…the good news the best medicine for hating myself is drinking and that’s my fucking favorite…
Jake Gylenhaal’s Beard has nipples…not that he would know…since they aren’t attached to Heath Ledger’s dick….a dick he still jerks off to whenever he can…because that’s just the kind of loyal queen Gyellenhaal is… Her name is Emily Didonato, she’s an amazingly hot model, who has been hired to distract from Jake’s homosexuality, not because being a homo is a bad thing, but because being a homo takes away from his heart throb status to tween girls everywhere, which affects ticket sales to the shitty movies he is in and they can’t have that…. At least that’s the story I like to believe, because women in sexless relationships bring me so much more hope than girls happy with their rich and famous boyfriends… Whatever her ladder climbing story is, I’d totally love to be behind her in line at starbucks while she was wearing her fitness gear….or even next to her at a hotel pool…so that I could stare from afar like a creep…like I do with so many other chicks I encounter….It’s my move. This Baywatch inspired shoot for Double Magazine…is pretty awesome…
I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling. I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.
Joe Weider, a child of the Great Depression who built a bodybuilding empire, has died at the age of 93. The cause was heart failure, said his publicist. Weider grew an empire of magazines, fitness equipment, doubtful dietary supplements and Olympic-style contests featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger. As a teenager in Montreal, he hated being roughed up by neighborhood hooligans, discovered bodybuilding in a magazine and bought into it for life. He developed a V-shaped torso with bulging biceps and abs like Michelangelo’s David, and was still ripped and jut-jawed in his 70s and 80s. In the intervening decades, Weider moved to the United States as a young man, founded many of the world’s most popular bodybuilding magazines. He founded Muscle and Fitness, Flex, Men’s Fitness and Shape. They had 25 million readers and were crammed with photos of greased bodybuilders. Celebrities were also drawn to Weider. Among them: Sylvester Stallone, Cher and Schwarzenegger , who considered Weider a mentor and knew him well. Riding waves of post-World War II fascination with bodybuilding, Weider and his brother Ben founded the International Federation of Body Builders. He sponsored the Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia contests and other competitions for men and women for over 60 years and in some 170 countries.
From this angle….average looking Ashley Tisdale looks amazing….Hide her face and girl could be jerked off to….it is strategy she should definitely take seriously….all her pics should be shot from this angle….it allows us to focus on her fitness and the work she puts in versus a face that confuses us as to how and why she got famous in the first place….you know isn’t that reserved for the above average lookin’ girls who don’t look like asymmetric art projects… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
