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Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day

Rihanna is in the Caribbean, in her 100 million dollar tax shelter, that is much nicer than the shanty she grew up in…. I assume this is where she spends time so that she doesn’t spend more than 6 months in the USA, because why give the IRS TAX money, when you create so many US jobs, and contribute so much to the US economy…why not just take and run….it’s smart business.. It’s Caribana, Carnivale, Cropover, whatever you fucking call it when Caribbean babes get into costumes and dance around amazing, and I think it makes for a good time, because let’s face it, despite being awful american Pop Culture icon, she’s still just an Island girl, and Island girls know how to throw down and have a good time, while shaking ass…just ask the music producer who had sex with her when she was underage before selling her to Jay Z for this empire they created…. The post Rihanna Does Cropover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lenny Kravitz Dick Flash of the Day

So Lenny Kravitz’s cheesy rock and roll leather pants, because he’s rock and roll, split in a performance..and he flashed a bunch of people his dick…people who were recording the performance…because I guess he has fans…who have no issue with exposing his dick to his other fans…because that’s what groupies do..they expose the man they love and idolize because he’s not loyal to them and because his dick needs to go viral… I don’t post many dick slips on the site, but this one’s too ridiculous not to. The post Lenny Kravitz Dick Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

Emma Roberts is being hated for the wrong reasons..people are trying to give her a hard time for having skinny legs, when skinny legs are one of the best things ever, you know something I want to sign up for an wear as a scar, I think it’s just skinny shaming from girls who can’t have skinny legs because they eat too many fucking donuts…in an era where everyone eats too many donuts…except maybe Emma Roberts…because she’s an actor, on TV, and no one wants to look at a fat chick on TV, except maybe fat chicks, because I guess Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer and Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect exist and are ridiculously celebrated and famous, because society hates skinny girls…bitches… What it comes down to is that even if Emma Roberts is anorexic or on drugs, I think she’s pretty put together for someone who had a self involved father fucking hookers and drinking his career away…and a cunt Aunt she’ll never be as famous as…I mean…you’d expect most people in the situation to not work…when they can just live in the guest house and get high all day… All this to say, skinny legs are hot….look at them…but then again…I used to jerk off to anorexia porn,..I liked the struggle of not eating more than emotional eating…it’s my right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day

Phoebe Price is a friend of mine….we email each other, which is far more pleasant than the death threats that I get from really strange people who either think I am a different Jesus Martinez, or very passionate about the celebrities and models you’d assume no one cares about, but who someone is willing to kill for, even though there are way better people to kill for a statement…I’m insignificant..but Phoebe Price isn’t…she’s a classy, and amazing, older woman…who still has it going on…she’s classy, and elegant, even when in her little paparazzi attention seeking hustle…because I think she’s trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to be noticed and talked about despite not actually being famous…and when it involves her bare ass, that is a good ass, even when it is an old ass, I celebrate every pixel…that’s internet for every inch of this..because this is the interent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy

Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations…. The post Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenenr is a lovely creature, and I am all about her outfit… Her only downfall, is actually a huge downfall, and despite being lovely and in a great outfit, she needs to be taken out back and shot, thanks the family that she was dropped into and that she hasn’t disowned, because they are currently using her to stay on the map, to stay relevant and to keep the interest of the general public….using her skinny, fit, tight, model-like body.. The fact is that her genetics come from a horrible place, she shares DNA with horrible people, she represents a horrible time in pop culture, celebrity and Los Angeles…..not to mention she was also raised by these vapid cunts, and associates with those vapid cunts, and thus is a vapid cunt… But that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fill that emptyness…because when it is in picture..it’s good…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller is an actress I actually used to like…not because I really like any actresses and I am convinced that all acting is a fucking scam lie…but actors won’t ever let you know that…because it will ruin their scam that makes them a lot of money and pretend to be important….when really nothing they do matters and are just interchangeable puppets… But Sienna Miller just had something about her and that was a willingness to get naked in every movie she did…and a hot body…in every movie she did….and she just kept getting cast in everything…and I guess faded out and had a bunch of kids…that didn’t really damage her body…at least not the visible part of her body…she could very well have a gaping vagina and ass…but who could really be sure that was from the baby and not all the cock she went through in her 20s when she was getting famous… All this to say…she’s glorious and I want to sing her love songs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day

Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies… It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Diane Kruger CLICK HERE And Natalie Portman…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Natalie Portman CLICK HERE The post Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

Everyone is talking about Lindsay Lohan because the only way she gets attention is when it has to do with community service and other bullshit…when really all she should be getting attention for is how amazing and talented she is….and more importantly…she should be getting attention for her panties, because I just care about her panties, the toxins that are embedded deep in her panties, the vagina that the toxins are attached in her panties, and figuring out how to get my hands on these to sniff until I throw up…I mean look at this dopey bloated face I want to gaze into and sing love songs to. The post Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik Does Flash Dance of the Day

Anja Rubik is an amazing model…and here she is on the cover of what I’ll call an obscure fashion magazine because the name is so silly and robotic…doing the Flash Dance inspired pose…and for someone who has jerked off to the flash dance panty and a sweatshirt scene at least once…thanks to being a teen in the 80s…and more importantly…being a pervert who appreciates the art form…this is amazing…enough. I mean I don’t get excited about bullshit anymore, but I dig this cover…now where are the rest of the pics… The post Anja Rubik Does Flash Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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