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Reese Witherspoon to Red: My Brain is Gone!

Reese Witherspoon is featured in the latest issue of Red. And while the actress spoke to the magazine prior to her surprising arrest for disorderly conduct this month, at least one excerpt from the Q&A may shed some light on what the Oscar winner was thinking during the unfortunate incident. Or not thinking, we should say. “Ever since I had the baby, I can’t remember anything. Serious, this child stole my brain,” Witherspoon says of son Tennessee, who she and Jim Toth welcomed in October. “I’m losing friendships over forgetting to get back to people,” she continues. “But you can’t keep up with everything. I’ve got a 13-year-old, a nine-year-old and a baby.” The actress (humorously) adds that keeping track of her children is “like CNN ticker tape running through my mind at all times . . .’Where is Ava? She’s okay. Good. Where is Deacon? He’s okay. Good. Where is Tennessee? Is he okay? Yes. Great. Back to Ava…’ It doesn’t stop.” So it’s understandable why new parents would want to down a few drinks during a night out. But less understandable why her husband would then get behind the wheel and why she would disobey police orders. Ironically, Reese also touches on her reputation as America’s Sweetheart, telling the publication: “People definitely hug me a lot, and hand me their babies. But it’s better than people throwing stuff at me, right? I’m always met with smiles.” It will be interesting to see if that continues to be the case.

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Michael Jordan-Yvette Prieto Wedding Photo: First Look!

NBA legend Michael Jordan married Yvette Prieto on Saturday. The couple of five years tied the knot at the Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea, then hosted 1,500 guests at a reception at the Bear’s Club in Jupiter, Fla. In a gorgeous, just-released wedding photo, MJ, 50, and Cuban-American model Yvette Prieto , 34, are all smiles while sharing their first dance … The glowing bride, who got engaged to Jordan in 2011, wore a French silk voile corseted J’Aton Couture gown with handmade silk lace and Swarovski crystals. The white roses, peonies and tulips with accents of purple for their floral arrangements were donated to the Jupiter Medical Center the next day. In lieu of gifts, donations were made to the James R. Jordan Foundation. Guests at the soiree were treated to star-studded entertainment courtesy of Usher, Robin Thicke, K’Jon, DJ MC Lyte and the 18-piece band The Source. Famous guests included Scottie Pippen, Patrick Ewing, Spike Lee, Ahmad Rashad and none other than Jordan’s neighbor in Florida, Tiger Woods. This is the second marriage for the former Chicago Bulls legend. Michael was previously married to Juanita Vanoy for 17 years. The former spouses share three children: Jeffrey, 24, Marcus, 22, and Jasmine, 19. Congratulations to the new Mr. & Mrs. Jordan!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Loves Her Daisy Dukes

Man, I guess kids can never get enough pumpkin picking, because here’s Alessandra Ambrosio back at another fall fair, like we saw her at last week . Alessandra may be looking a little bored the second time around, but I don’t blame her kid. I definitely know the feeling — I can never get enough of MILFs in Daisy Dukes. Luckily, Alessandra made us both happy. Same time next week? » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Forgot To Wear Her Floral Fantasy Bra Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Carson Daly Apologizes for Joke About Gay People, JetBlue Pilot

On a JetBlue flight from New York to Las Vegas yesterday, a group of passengers were forced to band together and subdue Clayton Osbon , a pilot who simply flipped out, behaving erratically, banging on the cockpit door and screaming out numbers. On his radio show this morning, meanwhile, Carson Daly referenced the incident. “Most of the people were on their way to some sort of security conference in Las Vegas,” he said. “It was like a bunch of dudes and well trained dudes… thank God.” The Voice host then added, laughing: “With my luck, it would be like… ‘this is the flight going to [the gay pride parade] in San Francisco,'” changing his tone to sound more effeminate and saying: “Uh, we’re headed down to Vegas for the floral convention.” The implication, naturally? Folks such as that would not have been able to bring down the JetBlue pilot . A few hours after making the comments, Daly Tweeted an apology: “This morning on my radio show I attempted to make fun of myself & offended others by mistake. I sincerely apologize.” Do you accept this apology? Do you think he should have made one?

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BeyBey Lookin’ All Slimmy Trimmy In A Black Floral Get Up… What’s Her Diet Secret???

Does this look like someone who just gave birth ten weeks ago? Mommy Banger BeyBey was spotted in NYC without her little bundle of joy Blue Ivy Carter Thursday. Are you feelin’ her floral get up? Maybe she’s wearing Spanx??? SplashNews More On Bossip! Let’s Be Honest: Rihanna Gets Kushed Up And Hollers At A Shawty On Twitter What The Fluctuation PT 1? Celebrities Whose Weight Keeps Going Up And Down Another Group Of Reality Slores Attack! Meet The Stars Of “Hollywood Exes”

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A Whole Lot of Bitches at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

It was the biggest fucking night in Hollywood….Twilight the pretend Last Episode cuz they are going to make more since it makes so much money premiere…..or what I prefer to call Porno for Tweens….cuz I tried watching the shit…all 109 year old vampire fucking a high school girl…both looking like they have aids, or a meth addiction, in some horrible acting, dialogue, shot on a digi cam with a weird green filter that makes me feel like I’m having a stroke….bullshit that makes billions…. I wasn’t invited, I never am, cuz I’m creepy and irrelevant but it turns out everyone else was…including some pussy…because like a videostore clerk offering his 16 year old neighbor some free twilight rentals if Twilight brings out the pussy. I coulda done a post for each and every one of these bitches, but why not put it all into one like an orgy that will never happen, but in your weirdo fantasies, weirdo. Jennifer Love Hewitt Banaged Up Looking Good from Far…and Her Tits looking ridiculous from close…I guess she’s getting the hang of getting noticed, it’s only been 2 decades of us talking about her tits, she might as well show them, despite the rest of her fat ass catching up to their disproportioned goodness…. Briana Evigan Rock Hard Tits Genesis Rodriguez in Something Kinda See Through…. Maria Menounos Hotness The Jenner Sisters or the new generation Kardashian Sister…designed to replace and take over so Kris Jenner’s womb has a legacy that spans different markets….staring with the pedophiles…cuz they are longer, leaner, hotter, and underage than their piggy, immigrant, trash sisters who should be shot out back like the dogs they are…. Here’s some mother daughter Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora Action… Melissa Joan Hart the Pig Years Cassie Scerbo’s a total slut all boxy and weird cleavaged in red…. Christian Serratos Proves Hormones in the FOod Aren’t All That Bad….except for the cancer thing….cuz they grow them titties to be nutty… Ashley Greene Dressed Like One of those New Floral Tampons…designed to catch all blood… Ashley Tisdale Had to Pee Some Other Bitch Named Dania Ramirez or something spic.. It’s not a party without BLOSSOM!!

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Cee-Lo Drops Official "F— You" Video

New retro clip replaces previous placeholder video. By Gil Kaufman Cee Lo in his “F— You” video Photo: Arista You were surely charmed by the low-tech, bold-font viral video that helped launched Cee-Lo’s f-bomb-dropping smash single, “F— You.” But after demand for the undeniably catchy throwback kiss-off song spiked over the past week, Cee-Lo quickly got on the stick and recorded an official video for the tune (warning: strong language). It kicks off with a graffiti-style rendering of the title over a neon sign, topped with a woman in a polka-dot dress raining bills down from a stack of cash. In keeping with the Motown vibe of the song, the video’s setting is of an old-school diner, with a trio of arm-waving, shimmying backup singers in shiny green dresses kicking off the action. Then a youngster identified as “Young Cee-Lo Green” marches into the greasy spoon with his parents, pumping his arm, and calls out the signature four-letter chorus slam. The camera pans to a trio of fellow tweens in a booth snaking along to the music, with one adorable girl identified as “the Heartbreaker.” The real Cee-Lo, wearing a black suit with a white and black checkered tie and shades pops up to sing a bit. Waving around a toy garbage truck, the young lothario tries to impress his target, but she clearly has the “Ferrari” of the lyrics in mind over his junk hauler. With the diner cleared out that night, Cee-Lo is revealed to be wearing a snazzy black suit with a long coat as the backup singers take their place on the counter in elegant white gowns with matching feather boas. Young Cee soon finds out what he’s up against when he approaches the table and sees that his rival is dressed in a sharp suit and has, yes, a toy Ferrari that puts Cee’s garbage rig to shame. The backup singers then pop up behind the Heartbreaker to snap about how she’s a grade-school gold digger. The scenario flashes forward to the “High School Years,” and our luckless lover is now a dishwasher at the diner, still crooning the song’s lyrics and dancing over to the object of his affection with some flowers. But a bespectacled kid in a Mohawk thwarts him by dropping a basket of greasy fries on which CL slips, landing his floral gift in the lap of a nerdy, unintended female target. By the time he’s in college, the lothario, Cee-Lo dressed in red specs and a checkered jacket, is still trying to work his girl by huddling with his now foxy nerd girl and working on his musical charms (which include a keyboard and a music theory book). But the Heartbreaker seems unimpressed when he sends over a plate with a hot dog and a heart-shaped arrangement of ketchup. She makes her feelings clear by smashing a basket of greasy fries on his shirt as the scene explodes into a montage reminiscent of the opening to the classic ’70s sitcom “Good Times.” Cee-Lo gets his revenge in the end, though, when he turns into “the Ladykiller,” rolling up in his vintage ride as everyone dances to his music while his grade-school love is stuck sweeping up at the diner. Ain’t that a … well, you know. What do you think of Cee-Lo’s official “F— You” video? Let us know in comments below. Related Artists Cee-Lo

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Guess the Badonkadonk!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Hot Bodies Can you guess which diva showed off her floral backside in Miami this weekend? Read more

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