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“Animal Lover” Who Says He’s “Never Been A People Person” Seeking To Get His Miniature Donkey, “Doodle,” Back After Being Arrested For Chopping Down Burro Backs!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. This guy Carlos is just gross. Being an animal lover is one thing and being an animal LOVER is a completely different story! Via NYDailyNews : A frisky farm hand cuffed after allegedly telling police he pleasured himself with a donkey told a Florida court Tuesday that he wants his burro back. “There’s got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her,” said 31-year-old Carlos Romero, according to the Ocala Star-Banner. But Marion County officials want custody of the miniature donkey named Doodle, and plan to put her up for adoption, the newspaper said. The animal appeared in good condition after the alleged abuse. Romero pleaded not guilty to charges of sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty. His bail was set at $2,000 and was placed into Marion County Jail. He was arrested Monday at an Ocala farm after farm proprietor Gerald James told police about the Aug. 15 incident. According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room. When police interviewed Romero, he allegedly told them he had used his fingers to clean the animal’s genitals and generally becomes aroused seeing animals in heat. The sexual contact, he allegedly told police, was an accident. But police said he also admitted to pleasuring himself with the animal five or six times and called Florida “backwards” because people frown on zoophilia. In an interview with the Star-Banner from jail, Romero said he has “never been a people person” and has always had an attraction for horses. “I’ve had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would’ve eventually had sex with [Doodle],” but told the newspaper that he didn’t because “she’s blooming into maturity.” In a twist, Romero said it was James who should have been arrested for invasion of privacy and being a “Peeping Tom.” James, however, told the Star-Banner that he doesn’t want the randy Romero, who’s vowing to get out of jail and go back for Doodle, anywhere near the farm. “No one feels comfortable around him,” he said. Those miniature donkeys are awful cute but still… EWWWWWW! This guy shouldn’t be allowed near animals at all. Images via Shutterstock /Marion County Sheriff’s Office

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“Animal Lover” Who Says He’s “Never Been A People Person” Seeking To Get His Miniature Donkey, “Doodle,” Back After Being Arrested For Chopping Down Burro Backs!!!

In Scared White Folks News: Anti-Obama Ad Calls Barack A Gay Marriage Pusher! [Video]

Another twisted up lie about the President’s policies and opinions. Not only is this super PAC campaign ad bogus…it’s corny as isht! The socially conservative super PAC Campaign for American Values is running an ad campaign in the Charlotte media market this week accusing President Barack Obama of forcing gay marriage on the rest of the country. The organization, headed by Gary Bauer, has played this role before, most infamously in the lead up to the 2004 elections, when gay marriage ballot referendums helped drive up turnout for George W. Bush. And if there is a swing state in which this type of campaign could work, it would be North Carolina, where voters approved a ban on same-sex marriage this May. But perceptions on the issue have changed since then — owing to the President’s endorsement of marriage equality — with the black community in particular exhibiting more support. The ad is also factually wrong: Obama has endorsed same sex marriage personally, but has stressed repeatedly that religious institutions should retain the right to recognize marriage as they see fit. The Democratic Party platform says the same. This is set to air beginning next week in North Carolina. Hopefully that small minority of old, scared, white folks will be the only ones who fall for the hype! Source Images via Youtube/Facebook

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For Your Viewing Pleasure: Slizzard Miami Man Gets His Groove On Behind News Reporter On Live TV!

This dude is cuttin’ it up with his brown bag in tow. Looks like Miami, FL reporter Hank Tester’s serious story got a whole lot of laughs! Miami already produced one of the most classic news bloopers of all time, but in a town this wacky the entertainment can come from behind the live shot as often as it does in front. The latest case in point: NBC Miami’s venerable newsman Hank Tester was reporting live from the scene of a Lauderhill convenience store shooting last month when a man on the scene decided to do a little dance in the parking lot. And by “do a little dance,” we mean one of the most liquid-hipped grooves we’ve seen this side of “Soul Train.” Fortunately, the Internet was on hand to capture the clip and set it to the lurching dance number “Moving Like Bernie.” Watch the clip above, and count your blessings: at least this time no one brought up incest on-air. Source Images via Youtube

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It’s A Sea Of White Down In Tampa At The Good ‘Ole RNC!

There’s actually some scary isht goin’ down in southern Florida right now. While New Orleans and other Gulf Coast areas are praying they don’t get hit like before…the rich, white, good ‘ole boys (and gals) are partying in Tampa. We’re gonna take you through some of the images we’ve seen so far during this odd event. Hit the flip for the breakdown on who’s who in crazy town.

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Florida Crazies: Woman Popped For Leaving 3-Year-Son At Dollar Store…”I Thought He Was In The Car”

And they found some kush in her minivan! A Fort Pierce mother has been arrested on a child neglect charge after she left her 3-year-old son at a dollar store and returned for him more than an hour later, police said. Philleana Peak, 30, was also arrested on a marijuana possession charge Tuesday. Fort Pierce police said an employee at Deal$ Dollar Tree noticed the boy alone and crying in an aisle Tuesday night. After several attempts to search the store for his mother failed and nobody answered announcements on the public address system, police were called. More than an hour later, Peak arrived with the boy’s grandmother while police were at the store. According to the arrest report, Peak told police she thought her son was in the minivan with her when she left the store, but she couldn’t find him when she got home. “She didn’t have an explanation,” Sgt. Dennis McKenna told WPBF 25 News’ Ted White. Police said Peak couldn’t explain why it took her at least an hour to return and why she didn’t call the store or 911. “An hour appears to be a long time,” McKenna said. Damn, if you gonna puff on that piff…at least be a responsible parent! Source

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Florida Crazies: Epitome Of A Bad Mom And Adult Son Caught Stealing Millions From Toys’RUs Stores!

Is it just us or has this Recession got people coming up with the craziest scams? A Mother/son duo got busted like a mug…for stealing over $2 million worth of toys and games from Toys R Us’ around the country! Michael and Margaret Pollara visited 139 Toys R Us in 27 states, including California, Hawaii and New York, buying nearly $7,000 worth of small-ticket items to fuel their scam, according to the affidavit. Authorities were able to track Michael Pollara’s purchases across the country because he used a Toys R Us rewards card for all of his purchases. Authorities said the Pollaras trolled stores looking for inexpensive toys that came in large boxes. They then emptied out the contents and filled the large box with more expensive toys, including $150 Lego sets and Leapster Pads, worth $99 apiece. The pair would hide the cheap contents somewhere around the store and pay for the inexpensive large box filled with more expensive goodies. Seventy-year-old Margaret Pollara often worked as a lookout, according to the arrest report. Authorities tracked the two for months, watching them allegedly steal from various stores around the state and later ship packages filled with toys. Michael Pollara, 46, had more than $900,000 in eBay and PayPal accounts, according to the report. An employee from a Southern Florida store reported a number of Lego sets had gone missing in one single day and tipped the police. Using his rewards card account number, police were able to find the two thieves. We don’t know what’s funnier; the fact that this fool used his rewards card for each purchase or that he just left all that money sitting in his PayPal account?? Source Images via Facebook/Twitter

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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Florida Mom Ditches 1-Year-Old At Walmart After Being Caught Shoplifting

These broads ain’t isht ! A Florida mom who ditched her 1-year-old baby and escaped in the midst of an alleged theft at a Wal-Mart was apprehended the next night outside a dance club, according to reports. Ocala police say they collared Allison Niemeyer, 19, along with her sister, Laura Niemeyer, 22, Saturday after the pair allegedly tried to steal from the store Friday afternoon. As the scheme went awry, Allison Niemeyer’s son was left behind, and authorities went searching for both women on charges of felony child neglect and retail theft, according to The Gainesville Sun. The women had allegedly stuffed items into the baby’s diaper bag — a bathing suit, men’s undershirts and four women’s shirts worth $57.12, Central Florida News 13 reported. But as they tried to leave the store, a security guard called them back. That’s when police say the pair bolted. Allison Niemeyer took off immediately, leaving the baby with her sister, according to reports. Laura Niemeyer soon broke free from the officer as well, but reportedly left behind the baby and the loot. The women got away in a blue Ford Aerostar van that was waiting for them in the parking lot, police said. A tip, however, led police to find the women’s car at the Ocala Entertainment Complex on Saturday, The Sun reported. Police had the owner of the car paged, and when the sisters appeared outside, they were arrested. Besides the neglect and theft charges, Laura was charged with resisting a merchant and Allison was charged with violating her probation. Police said Allison is under house arrest until 2021 for her involvement in a home invasion robbery with a firearm that occurred in 2010 while she was pregnant. A 61-year-old man was pistol-whipped during the break-in, according to reports. Laura also has three previous convictions for retail theft and grand theft, according to News 13. Allison Niemeyer’s son was placed in the care of the Florida Department of Children and Families. These chicks sound like bad business. Thievin’ azz broads. Teaching that baby to steal before he can even talk — then leaving him behind… SMH! Source

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Florida Crazies: Man Popped For Going Crazy And Threatening To Murk People In A McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Florida Man Arrested For Going Crazy In McDonald’s Drive-Thru This guy just looks fawkin’ crazy: A man who apparently lost his cool at a McDonald’s drive-thru is in jail Friday for aggravated assault. Sarasota Sheriff’s deputies say John Widmann III got upset about how a man pulled into the drive-thru lane and went on a tirade pointing a gun at the man, a McDonald’s employee and a group of kids nearby. During his fit, witnesses say Widmann, 56, also threatened to kill the driver of the car during the heated exchange before driving off in a white Mercedes sedan. Deputies pulled Widmann over near Beneva Road and Guld Gate Drive and arrested him without incident. Deputies found a .38 caliber revolver and ammunition on the passenger seat. The state had issued Widmann a concealed weapons permit back in February. Francis Misantone, co-owner of The Bullet Hole firearms store, says, “I tell all my students if you take a gun out of your holster, it’s only in a grave situation, that you intend to use it. Never take it out to threaten with it.” Misantone says this road rage incident went too far and the gun owner overreacted. “If there was a show of aggressiveness, of force, if he had a bat in his hand… but there was nothing. I think the guy with the gun was too early to produce that.” He adds, “If the guy is just cursing at you, not going to hurt you, only as a last resort do you get the gun out.” Deputies charged Widmann with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and improperly exhibiting a firearm. A Sarasota County judge set a $25,000 bond for the first charge and $500 for the second charge. According to the incident report, Widmann tells the deputy he was “only defending himself and that his rights were being violated, because he believed he had the right to protect himself.” Witness Merle Miller says he and a McDonald’s employee felt threatened when Widmann pulled out his gun and he says several kids were also nearby. Miller says, “Just because you have a concealed weapons permit, doesn’t mean you can put it out anytime you want.” As of Friday afternoon, Widmann was still in jail. The deputy who wrote Widmann’s incident report recommends that the state review Widmann’ s conceal weapon permit and consider pulling it after Thursday’s arrest. Source

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Florida Crazies: Man Popped For Going Crazy And Threatening To Murk People In A McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Florida Man Arrested For Going Crazy In McDonald’s Drive-Thru This guy just looks fawkin’ crazy: A man who apparently lost his cool at a McDonald’s drive-thru is in jail Friday for aggravated assault. Sarasota Sheriff’s deputies say John Widmann III got upset about how a man pulled into the drive-thru lane and went on a tirade pointing a gun at the man, a McDonald’s employee and a group of kids nearby. During his fit, witnesses say Widmann, 56, also threatened to kill the driver of the car during the heated exchange before driving off in a white Mercedes sedan. Deputies pulled Widmann over near Beneva Road and Guld Gate Drive and arrested him without incident. Deputies found a .38 caliber revolver and ammunition on the passenger seat. The state had issued Widmann a concealed weapons permit back in February. Francis Misantone, co-owner of The Bullet Hole firearms store, says, “I tell all my students if you take a gun out of your holster, it’s only in a grave situation, that you intend to use it. Never take it out to threaten with it.” Misantone says this road rage incident went too far and the gun owner overreacted. “If there was a show of aggressiveness, of force, if he had a bat in his hand… but there was nothing. I think the guy with the gun was too early to produce that.” He adds, “If the guy is just cursing at you, not going to hurt you, only as a last resort do you get the gun out.” Deputies charged Widmann with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and improperly exhibiting a firearm. A Sarasota County judge set a $25,000 bond for the first charge and $500 for the second charge. According to the incident report, Widmann tells the deputy he was “only defending himself and that his rights were being violated, because he believed he had the right to protect himself.” Witness Merle Miller says he and a McDonald’s employee felt threatened when Widmann pulled out his gun and he says several kids were also nearby. Miller says, “Just because you have a concealed weapons permit, doesn’t mean you can put it out anytime you want.” As of Friday afternoon, Widmann was still in jail. The deputy who wrote Widmann’s incident report recommends that the state review Widmann’ s conceal weapon permit and consider pulling it after Thursday’s arrest. Source

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Florida Crazies: Man Popped For Going Crazy And Threatening To Murk People In A McDonald’s Drive-Thru