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Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Make Herself "Unattractive to Men" (And Land a Reality Show)

If you think the world of reality TV is filled with desperate fame junkies now , just wait until you hear the strange story of Jasmine Tridevil. Ms. Tridevil (No, it’s not her real name) is a 21-year-old massage therapist living in Florida who’s combined her quest for fame with her distaste for dating by having a third breast surgically implanted in order to make herself “unattractive to men” and help her land her own MTV series. Jasmine Tridevil: The 3-Breasted Woman Jasmine says her third breast cost over $20,000 and she nearly gave up on the idea after she had difficulty finding a doctor to perform the procedure. “It was really hard finding someone who would do it because they’re breaking the code of ethics,” said Jasmine in a recent interview. “I called like 50 or 60 doctors, no one wanted to do it.” Eventually, however, Jasmine found a surgeon who’s need for cash outweighed his moral code, and he was able to fashion a third breast using skin from Jasmine’s abdomen. Jasmine claims that the breast feels natural and that “the only difference is the nipple,” which she has had tattooed on. So why go to such extreme measures just to force yourself to rely on custom bras for the rest of your life? Is Jasmine hoping to land a role in the sequel to that Total Recall remake that bombed?  No, that would actually make more sense than her real reasoning: “My whole dream is to get this show on MTV,” says Jasmine, adding that she’s paid a camera crew to document her day-to-day life. “I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.” Realizing, perhaps, that execs might be put off by the idea of encouraging young people to dramatically alter their bodies for the sole purpose of scoring a reality show, Jasmine later clarified: “I got [the third breast] because I want to make myself unattractive to men. I don’t want to date anymore.” Good thing no one has ever changed anything about their personality or belief system after the age of 21! But regardless of how you feel about Jasmine’s life choices, you’ve gotta give her credit for somehow making Courtney Stodden’s breasts appear natural. And, of course, Jasmine’s unique ideas about feminine beauty have earned her a spot in our esteemed ” Florida Woman ” Hall of Fame. Check out the gallery below for a laugh and an extreme boost to your self-esteem: Florida Woman: Strange But True Stories 1. Woman Actually Named Crystal Metheney Gets Arrested in Florida Crystal Metheney has been arrested in Florida. Yes, her name really is Crystal Metheney.

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Nicki Minaj on Drake Lap Dance: I Was Drunk!

If you haven’t seen the video for Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda yet, we highly recommend that you check it out. It’s ass-tastic brilliance really can’t be put into words, particularly the scenes in which Nicki gives Drake a lap dance for the ages: Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda” (Music Video) See what we mean? Sure, she keeps her clothes on, but it’s still pretty obvious that this girl loves her work. While in the past, there had been rumors that Nicki and Drake are dating, both parties swear they’re just friends, so you might think that this shoot may have gotten a bit awkward. Fortunately, Nicki took full advantage of the universal cure for shyness – liquor! Asked by a fan on Twitter if the dance was choreographed or rehearsed, Nicki quickly replied that it was “all drunk freestyle.” Anyone who’s seen Nicki’s shower selfies knows that the 31-year-old rapper isn’t exactly the shy type, but there’s a big difference between posing for your own iPhone and grinding on your BFF in front of a camera crew. So it’s understandable that Nicki wanted to have a few to take the edge off. We just hope at some point she reveals what she was drinking. We’d love to know what makes people that uninhibited! Nicki Minaj Gives Drake a Lap Dance 1. Nicki Minaj Teases Anaconda Video, Drake So… what do you think, Drake? The singer gets an up close and VERY personal look at Nicki Minaj in this tease for the “Anaconda” music video.

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Mother Actually Feeds Pageant Daughter Tapeworms to Help Her Lose Weight

As re-enacted in a recent episode of “Untold Stories of the ER,” a Florida woman recently fed her daughter a bunch of tapeworms in order to help the teen lose weight for a beauty pageant. Maricar Cabral-Osori, the child’s ER nurse, relayed the disgusting story to Discovery Health, telling the network that the unnamed teen “pooped all these tapeworms” out in the hospital after complaining of stomach cramps. “There were a couple that were very long and wiggling around trying to get out of the toilet bowl,” Cabral-Osori added, ensuring we lose our appetite for the rest of the day. 34 Questionable Parenting Moves 1. Really Blowing It Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she’s doing wrong. Cabral-Osori said the mother did at least turn pale and embarrassed when she saw what her daughter passed. She then tried to explain that she just wanted her kid to “lose a little weight” prior to an upcoming competition. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is likely nodding along in total understanding of this move and wondering: where can I get a tapeworm?!? The only remaining question now is this: Who is worse, this mother or the father filmed his son pulling out his tooth with a Hot Wheels car?

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Pure Comedy: 18 Worst Parking Fails Ever [Photos]

Worst Parking Jobs You’ve EVER Seen Parking is the easiest part of driving (because it’s when you stop) that some people make very difficult (and even dangerous ), especially in major cities with stressfully tight parking situations. Hit the flip for the worst parking fails EVER.

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Teacher “Spicy” Stephanie Arrested For Having Sex With 14-Year-Old Special Ed. Student [Video]

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Florida Crazies: Dummy Poses As Fake One-Time, Pulls Over Real One-Time And Gets Arrested

These people in Florida are GENIUSES. Man Poses As Cop, Pulls Over Real Cop In Florida A man in St. Augustine, Florida posing as a police officer pulled over a real police officer…on purpose. SMH! WUSA 9 reports : A 20-year-old is behind bars for allegedly activating illegal police lights on his car while behind an officer. Matthew Michael Lee McMahon, 20, was spotted by a detective in an unmarked with the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office while Monday driving on International Golf Parkway at 8:35 p.m., according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. When the Det. Chance Anderson passed McMahon, McMahon allegedly activated a red and blue light bar on his 1999 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor. “I pulled over to confront the individual. At which point, he pulled up next to me. Kind of gave me the ‘slow down’ look and pointed this finger at me,” Anderson told FCN. The detective pulled over on the shoulder of the road and McMahon drove away. The SJSO detective conducted a traffic stop on McMahon, who allegedly provided numerous spontaneous statements on the roadside as to why he was in possession of emergency lights. “I was shocked to, number one, see somebody affecting a traffic stop on me,” Detective Chance Anderson said. “We are a rather large department, but I still know a majority of our law enforcement officers.” Detectives continued the investigation and determined McMahon has never been a certified law enforcement officer. Anderson told FCN he has been on the force for 10 years and has never seen anything like this. The ironic thing? Detective Anderson’s work includes catching police impersonators. McMahon has also been charged with unlawfully displaying blue lights. He is currently being held in the St. Johns County Detention Facility on bonds totaling $5,500. This guy must have WANTED to get arrested.

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SMH: Bearded Homeless Woman Popped After Twerking In Front Of Innocent Schoolchildren

Yuck ! Florida Woman Arrested For Dancing In Front Of Children Via Orlando Sentinel reports: A woman was arrested Tuesday, accused of “dancing in a vulgar manner” in front of a school bus full of kids. According to the arrest report from the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, Valerie Dixon, 27, grabbed herself and screamed profanities at a school bus waiting to turn at an intersection on U.S. Highway 27. A deputy on patrol said he saw Dixon “bent over at the waist, holding her ankle with one hand.” The deputy said her other hand was “grasping her genital area.” All the while, children on the bus looked on, the deputy said. Dixon was charged with disorderly conduct and booked into Lake County Jail. The sheriff’s office said she has a history of complaints, including being banned from multiple businesses, but no criminal charges. You kinda have to feel sorry for the bearded lady. She was just trying to pop, lock and drop it for the kids! If Miley can do it, why can’t she?

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Florida Crazies: Blonde Becky Bartender Breaks Into Her Ex-Boo’s Crib To Pull Out His Fiancee’s Hair While She Was Sleeping!

That bish cray Florida Woman Breaks Into Ex Boyfriend’s House To Attack His Fiancee Via NYDailyNews A bitter Florida bartender broke into her firefighter ex-fiancé’s home as he slept in bed with his new lover and tried to strangle her, police have revealed. Jealous 27-year-old Kelly Custis barged into David Lewis’ bedroom at on Monday and reportedly launched a vicious attack on his new girlfriend. Police say scratched Shelley Graham, 28, on her chest, arms and face – and ripped out clumps of her hair which were later found on the bathroom floor. Police say Lewis dialed 911 and that the fight could be heard in the background when he was speaking to the dispatcher. According to The Daytona Beach News-Journal Lewis said during the call, “‘I have my ex-fiancée in my bed. And I’ve got another girl in my house.” The dispatcher asks him, “The girls are fighting in your bed?” Lewis, 31, replies ‘yes’ and then says he needs the police. He is then heard shouting at the women, begging them to stop their brawl. Police arrived and Custis, a bartender at Fourth Street Bar and Grille in Daytona Beach, Florida, was arrested and charged with burglary with assault or battery. LMAO at them printing EXACTLY where this crazy hussy works. Find some new d**k and calm down sweetheart, he just don’t like you like that no mo’. Image via Volusia County

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Florida Crazies: Selfish Dad Leaves His Dog To Babysit While He Goes Out To The Bar!?!?

What an idiot … According to WESH , James Irvine was busted on his way back home: A Palm Coast man is charged with child neglect after sheriff’s deputies said he left a pit bull to baby-sit a 10-month-old while he went out drinking. James Irvine, 41, was arrested about 12:30 a.m. Saturday. According to investigators, the baby’s mother left Irvine in charge while she went to work. The woman told investigators when she got home, Irvine was trying to get in the garage door and admitted he’d been at a bar. Officials said Irvine told the baby’s mother the baby wasn’t alone, because the pit bull was watching him. The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying. SMH. How stupid can you be? Images via facebook

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